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Hash #1893 – Giving Credence To A Floodwater Revival 2:00 pm
Hash #1893 – Giving Credence To A Floodwater Revival
Sep 1 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1893 - Giving Credence To A Floodwater Revival @ Monroeville | Pennsylvania | United States
2:00 Pre-lube    2:30  On-Out Meet at Valley Park, 1260 Abers Creek Road, Monroeville PA  15146 Park your car next to the soccer field and the skateboard arena. Please bring a Camp Chair, football, Frisbee, lawn darts, dinner plate, utensils, …
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TN@#50: VueGina 6:30 pm
TN@#50: VueGina @ Inner Groove Brewing
Sep 4 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
What starts with V, ends with A, and has fun in the middle? Vagina? Of course. VueGina? Sometimes. How about Verona? Let’s find out on September 4 TN@ #50. Explore the hidden beauty of rivers, …
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Hash #1894 – Major Oink Stroker 2:00 pm
Hash #1894 – Major Oink Stroker @ Carrick Inn
Sep 8 @ 2:00 pm
Join the fearsome threesome of Major Pecker, Cox Stroker and Oinkgasm for a well-lubricated good time.
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PITT H3 #204 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #204 @ Primantis
Sep 12 @ 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #204 @ Primantis | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
This trail is gonna be Garfield’s Nightmare, we start at Primantis since Platform never got built and ended up selling out to InBev anyway. Bar is dog friendly at least…trail tho, who knows but probably. …
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Mexipad’s Full Moon 7:00 pm
Mexipad’s Full Moon @ Inner Groove Brewing
Sep 13 @ 7:00 pm – 8:00 pm
Not dog friendly or Purple friendly. Trail is ironically suitable for purple dogs, however.
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Hash #1895 Moon – Mega Hash 10:00 am
Hash #1895 Moon – Mega Hash @ Spicy Gringo
Sep 15 @ 10:00 am
Sunday, September 15th Eagles 10 AM Spicy Gringo 206 American Way #4 Weirton, WV 26062 304.797.8226(TACO) Turkeys 12 noon Green Acres Cafe 412 Harmon Creek Rd. Colliers, WV 26035 ABS, Rexine and AC-DC are cohares. …
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TN@#52: Oodles, Fanny & ? 6:30 pm
TN@#52: Oodles, Fanny & ?
Sep 16 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.
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P3 H3 #3 8:00 pm
P3 H3 #3 @ D's Loft
Sep 18 @ 8:00 pm – 9:00 pm
D’s Loft – 1118 S Braddock ave Wednesday, September 18, 2019 Hared by: Kunt-Fu Weasel Third time is the charm? For the unfamiliar, this is an evening run, in a chase-the-leader format. You don’t have …
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Hash #1896 – Liquor Cookies & Honey Nut Squirreleo 2:00 pm
Hash #1896 – Liquor Cookies & Honey Nut Squirreleo @ Casa de Liqher
Sep 22 @ 2:00 pm
What: The Liquher Squirreleo Cookie, End Of Summer Hash #1896 Where: Casa D’ Liquher Cookie – 1214 Cloverfield Drive, 15227 (trail is A to A) When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! September 22nd, 2:00Pee Ehm. Your Hares: Liquher Cookie & Honeynut …
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DS #54 – HARE NEEDED 6:30 pm
DS #54 – HARE NEEDED
Sep 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Hare Needed   Where: TBD   When: September 28th   Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
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Hash #1897 – Chip ‘n’ Warrendale 2:00 pm
Hash #1897 – Chip ‘n’ Warrendale
Sep 29 @ 2:00 pm
Hared by Beets & Asscavator. Details in the offing.
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Hash #1896 – Liquor Cookies & Honey Nut Squirreleo @ Casa de Liqher
Sep 22 @ 2:00 pm

What: The Liquher Squirreleo Cookie, End Of Summer Hash #1896

Where: Casa D’ Liquher Cookie – 1214 Cloverfield Drive, 15227 (trail is A to A)

When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! September 22nd, 2:00Pee Ehm.

Your Hares: Liquher Cookie & Honeynut Squirreleo

It’s the last day of summer so what better way to celebrate than joining your beloved Hash family for a day of trail and debauchery. Trail will be short, flat, and easy (just like yer last girlfriend). It‘ll be mostly wooded trail blazing; could include cliffs, police lines, ropes, homeless camps, garbage dumps, tunnels, mud, muck, poison ivy, jaggers, jag-offs, broken glass, snakes, spiders, little furry animals, shots, beer and probably zero dead bodies! After a Mega Hash weekend, getting lost on this trail will be like you won the lottery (but you can’t find the ticket).

The Après will be held at Liquher Cookie’s palace.  There will be plenty of beer. There will be haute cuisine. There may be a chair for you to sit on; or maybe not… lawn chairs and drinking vessels are encouraged.

NO HASH CASH. We’ll feed you, we’ll beer you, but we won’t bail you out of jail. So bring your credit card just in case.

Baby in a Backpack Friendly?  ABSO-FREAKING-LUTLY NOT! If you love your child, care for their safety and want to avoid a CYS interview, please leave them with someone more responsible than yourself. I repeat, don’t bring your kid on this trail!!!

Fido Friendly? Trail is probably more Fido friendly than human friendly.  So if your dog is well behaved and sociable, feel free to bring him/her along.

Dry Bag? Never a bad idea. Gloves for trail wouldn’t be a bad idea either.

So let the yard work and laundry sit for a day. Get grandma to watch the kiddies (if that applies to you) and cum on out to celebrate the fall equinox a day early. Enjoy a combination of scenic vistas, adventures in paradise, beer, food and comradeship that you won’t find anywhere else. If for no other motive, it’ll give you another reason to hate Squirreleo and love Liquher Cookie. GUAR-ON-ON-TEED.

Questions? Call Squirreleo: 412-737-2318

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PITT H3 #205 – Tight-E and 2Birds
Sep 26 @ 6:30 pm
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DS #54 – HARE NEEDED
Sep 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Hare Needed
 
Where: TBD
 
When: September 28th
 
Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
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Hash #1897 – Chip ‘n’ Warrendale
Sep 29 @ 2:00 pm

Hared by Beets & Asscavator.

Details in the offing.

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TN@#51: HARRIETTE NEEDED!
Oct 2 @ 6:30 pm

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.

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Hash #1898 – Purple Princess’ 47th Beerthday @ Boyce Park Wave Pool
Oct 6 @ 2:00 pm

Hared by Flicker and Bit ‘O’ Honey.

Make the 1st left after driving in to the park entrance, to find hash parking.

$5 hash cash to help cover pre-trail, beer stops, and circle beer.  Wear something, anything purple.  A special trail feature could win you a special prize!

Apres at Gateway Grill
4251 Northern Pike
Monroeville PA 15146

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PITT H3 #206
Oct 10 @ 6:30 pm

Wheelbarrow Willie and Just Yulian

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Hash #1899 – Fool Moon Double Header
Oct 13 @ 2:00 pm

Hared by Green Mile and Dick A Day.

Details in the offing.

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Hash #1900 Zombeaze Hash! Mac and sleaze, anal eaze and sleE-Z
Oct 19 @ 2:00 pm
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PITT H3 #207 – Shameless
Oct 24 @ 6:30 pm