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Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon @ Nike Missile Silo
Feb 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hares: Purple Princess, Pack My Fanny, Asscavator Masturbator

Follow Nike Road straight to the Montour Trail, bear left after the gate, up to the parking area.

Da Plane, Da Plane! Come and enjoy a short, flat, dry, & shiggy free trail! This trail will coincide with Dead Kennedys Fat Bike fest. There will be Fat Bikes galore, there will be shiggy, there will be planes in abundance.

Trail will end at the bike fest, and you all will meet some awesome former hashers, who in their old age and wisdom have decided that running a trail hared by Purple Princess (et al) isn’t in their best interest.

$5 hash cash, trail is doggy friendly, not kid friendly unless you don’t like your kids. Seriously, I’d keep the kiddos at home. A dry bag is highly recommended, as is a beerthday present for Pack My Fanny, who was born at the hash time of 2:30pm, on February 9th, 1973. Your presence is all the gift she needs, but she does have a fondness for ciders. Just sayin.
Meet at 2, on out at 2:30

Sex advice, lonely, need a shoulder to cry on? Pack My Fanny…401-651-3378

Directions, shortcuts, beer location…Purple Princess 412-432-9807

Note: This is both a numbered hash and the February Fool Moon.

Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker @ Evergreen Cafe
Feb 29 @ 2:00 pm

Hares: Flicker & Cox Stroker

Where: Evergreen Café, 7330 Penn Ave, Pgh 15208

$5.00 Hash cash and….

You will need money on trail for one beer stop.

This day cums only once every 4 years so you don’t want to miss because you won’t see it again till 2024.

Leaping will be considered perfectly acceptable hash behavior.

Flicker 412-735-1564

Cox Stroker 412-999-808

March Fool Moon – Purim Hash @ Squirrel Hill Cafe
Mar 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Impromptu, costumes encouraged.

Canceled: PITTH3 #2xx & Fool Moon: ICP and Anal Eaze @ Roundabout
Apr 9 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19