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Donkey Test2 10:26 pm
Donkey Test2
Jan 1 @ 10:26 pm – 11:26 pm
 
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PITTH3 #213 – Shameless 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #213 – Shameless @ West End Cafe
Jan 2 @ 6:30 pm
Work off your New Year hangover by breaking your resolutions with your favorite people at the finest bar in town. See the West End like you have never before on an entirely new* and probably …
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Hash #1912 – School’s Out for New Year’s 2:00 pm
Hash #1912 – School’s Out for New Year’s @ Mineo's Pizza
Jan 5 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Hare: Schoolhouse Cock & Undie Turd Join us for Undie’s first hared trail! He is terrified. There will be multiple turkey-eagle splits so runners can log in some miles on soft ground and walkers can …
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Mad Wolf 20/20 Fool Moon 6:30 pm
Mad Wolf 20/20 Fool Moon
Jan 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
January Fool Moon Hash Whereplace: Shiloh Grill, 123 Shiloh St, Pittsburgh, PA 15211 Werewomen: Gooey Decimal and Money Shot Ahhhhhwooooooooo! Calling all wolves for the Wolf Moon Hash! ? Meet at Shiloh Grill (We have …
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TN@ Classy Ass Brunch 11:00 am
TN@ Classy Ass Brunch @ The Pub in the Park
Jan 12 @ 11:00 am – 12:30 pm
Join your ladies for for brunch and bottomless mimosas to celebrate Sir Vix departure to California later this month (only for 6 months)! While we wish we could offer bottomless Momoas, you will have to …
Hash #1913 – Hog Heaven Hash 1:00 pm
Hash #1913 – Hog Heaven Hash @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Jan 12 @ 1:00 pm
Hash #1913 - Hog Heaven Hash @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Welcome to Hog Heaven! Meet up: 1:00, On-out: 1:30 Lace up your crappiest trail shoes and prepare yourself for a muddy, piggy romp through the nether regions of Reserve Township– if you were dropped there …
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PITTH3 #214 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #214 @ Tom and Tuds
Jan 16 @ 6:30 pm
I wanted to make you all a nice trail but everything went to shit. Very sorry….mea culpa….ya da ya da doe. It’s so bad I can’t even guarantee all of you will make it. Best …
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Hash #1914 – Fuk Stik 6:30 pm
Hash #1914 – Fuk Stik
Jan 20 @ 6:30 pm – 9:30 pm
Hare: Fuk Stik and … Location: Milestone (subject to confirmation)                  2809 Brownsville Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15227 Co-hares wanted. 
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TN@#55: Ear of the Sperm and Dirty Gerbil 6:30 pm
TN@#55: Ear of the Sperm and Dirty Gerbil @ Hop Farm Brewing Company
Jan 22 @ 6:30 pm
Let’s give Hop Farm some love for being excellent hosts for our NYE antics. Gather at 6:30 PM and on out at 7:00 PM. TN@ trails happens every 28 days and are ladies only.
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Hash #1915 – Moon & WMD Bring It On Home 2:00 pm
Hash #1915 – Moon & WMD Bring It On Home @ Dale's Bar
Jan 26 @ 2:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Hares: Moon & WMD Time:  2 pm HST Turkeys need $2.75 trail cash (bus perhaps?)
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Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) @ Hop Farm Brewing
Dec 31 @ 6:00 pm

Calling all you space cowboys, holographic dudettes, and future farmers of America! Come on out for some hashy fun and ring in 2020 hoedown style!

Where: THE DOOR NEXT TO the Hop Farm entrance. Knock twice, say the secret passphrase: On-On, Moon’s queer, beer here!

Pitt and Pittsburgh trail collaboration featuring hares: Moon and Anal Eaze

Trail: Gather at 6pm, on out at 7pm

What’s included: trail, beer, food, beer, music, beer, luxurious indoor camping, morning bloody mary bar, beer, dancing, and overall debauchery!

On-after: 9ish to eat some food, drink beer, and get the damn party started!

Cost: $20 ($5 for trail, $15 for annual dues) Rego now by going here.

Jan
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Wed
Donkey Test2
Jan 1 @ 10:26 pm – 11:26 pm
Jan
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Thu
PITTH3 #213 – Shameless @ West End Cafe
Jan 2 @ 6:30 pm

Work off your New Year hangover by breaking your resolutions with your favorite people at the finest bar in town. See the West End like you have never before on an entirely new* and probably frigid trail. Celebrate with some snacks and maybe even karaoke after trail with Shameless before she gets another year closer to death.

Jan
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Hash #1912 – School’s Out for New Year’s @ Mineo's Pizza
Jan 5 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hare: Schoolhouse Cock & Undie Turd

Join us for Undie’s first hared trail! He is terrified. There will be multiple turkey-eagle splits so runners can log in some miles on soft ground and walkers can stroll in the park. No hash cash but do bring money for at least one contra stop. Any beer stops will be in the SUN! On-after will be at La Casa de Schoolhouse.

Fido friendly? Sure! except for contra stops
Distance? TBD
Shiggy? Of course
Bring a dry bag? Seriously? What is the scenario in which you regret having dry clothes in your car? That said, I’m not deliberately trying to soak anyone.

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Mad Wolf 20/20 Fool Moon
Jan 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

January Fool Moon Hash

Whereplace: Shiloh Grill, 123 Shiloh St, Pittsburgh, PA 15211
Werewomen: Gooey Decimal and Money Shot

Ahhhhhwooooooooo!
Calling all wolves for the Wolf Moon Hash! ?

Meet at Shiloh Grill (We have the upstairs reserved for apres. Bonus Mrs. Soffel Ghost sightings included.

Headlamps suggested.
One stop is included, the rest are contra. CASH ONLY!!!!!
Dogs are welcome on trail but not at contra stops. Unless they are actually werewolves and can change into their human form for bar entry.

 

 

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TN@ Classy Ass Brunch @ The Pub in the Park
Jan 12 @ 11:00 am – 12:30 pm
Join your ladies for for brunch and bottomless mimosas to celebrate Sir Vix departure to California later this month (only for 6 months)! While we wish we could offer bottomless Momoas, you will have to settle for glass after glass of mimosas for $15. Come early and leave by 1230 to be on time for PGH-H3 trail beginning at 1! Please plan accordingly and have your male friends or sober lady friends deliver you safely! (If he is going, the first 3 ladies who ask can score a ride with Drunk!!!)
Hash #1913 – Hog Heaven Hash @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Jan 12 @ 1:00 pm

Welcome to Hog Heaven!

Meet up: 1:00, On-out: 1:30

Lace up your crappiest trail shoes and prepare yourself for a muddy, piggy romp through the nether regions of Reserve Township– if you were dropped there blindfolded you’d never guess that you’re just 10 minutes from downtown.

Park in the big Hog Head’s parking lot *across* the street, not next to the bar.

Trail is canine, porcine, and tiny people friendly, starts and ends at a fun (non-smoking!) restaurant with yummy, cheap food. (No hash cash, on-after food should be ordered prior to heading out and it’s on you.) Pig-themed hashing attire will be greatly rewarded and appreciated by the bar hosts, a dry bag is strongly recommended due to a mud index of 8.  (Put on clean shoes before re-entering the bar, ya wankers.) Be extra nice to Tina the bartender, she’s a peach. Circle may be replaced by a hog calling contest. Sooooiiiie!!!

Hares: Dirty Gerbil,  T-Boner, Fantastic Foreskin, and InspectHer Gadget

Meet up: 1:00, On-out: 1:30 (NOTE EARLY START TIME)

 

 

Jan
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PITTH3 #214 @ Tom and Tuds
Jan 16 @ 6:30 pm

I wanted to make you all a nice trail but everything went to shit. Very sorry….mea culpa….ya da ya da doe. It’s so bad I can’t even guarantee all of you will make it. Best advice, don’t come. And if you do, definitely don’t bring your dog. Frequently asked questions that are not as frequently answered: 1. Should I wear trail shoes? 2. How long is trail? 3. Will I get arrested? – signs point to yes 4. What gear should I bring? – bring gloves and a hat, if you don’t you will wish you did 5. Will you have craft beer? 6. Will you have nasty shot quests, I don’t like nasty shots? 7. Is it dog friendly? – no, not at all. I promise you your dog cannot do trail. – P.S. – if weather turns shitty, I have a back up that is shorter and dog friendly, but stayed tuned. No update means a shitty dog-unfriendly trail.

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Hash #1914 – Fuk Stik
Jan 20 @ 6:30 pm – 9:30 pm

Hare: Fuk Stik and …

Location: Milestone (subject to confirmation)

                 2809 Brownsville Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15227

Co-hares wanted. 

Jan
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Wed
TN@#55: Ear of the Sperm and Dirty Gerbil @ Hop Farm Brewing Company
Jan 22 @ 6:30 pm

Let’s give Hop Farm some love for being excellent hosts for our NYE antics.
Gather at 6:30 PM and on out at 7:00 PM.

TN@ trails happens every 28 days and are ladies only.