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Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom 2:00 pm
Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom @ Casa de PeeGurglar
Nov 3 @ 2:00 pm
Who: Defender of Peedom Where: Casa de PeeGurglar When: November 3, 2019 @2:00 pm UHAUL leaves promptly @2:30 pm *SPECIAL NOTES* Please carpool if possible. Try not to take my neighbor’s parking spots, they usually …
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PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor @ Bull Dogs Pub
Nov 7 @ 6:30 pm
ThanksKilling Trail Cum join ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor The turkeys have grown tired of Thanksgiving and decided to summon the mighty turkey warrior Turkie to slay anyone who dares venture into the woods …
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Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail 1:30 pm
Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail @ Sto-Rox Middle School
Nov 10 @ 1:30 pm
Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and MisterRogers(412-657-7845) Apres: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Neville Island, PA 15225 Cum out for a shiggarific romp through MisterRogers’s Netherworld, where you’ll feel like Dorothy in Oz (“Vines, and jaggers, and …
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Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls 2:00 pm
Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls
Nov 17 @ 2:00 pm
Hared by ABS and AC/DC, details in the offing.
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PITT H3 #209 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #209
Nov 21 @ 6:30 pm
Shriveled Dickey
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DarkSide #56 – Plea Barkin 6:30 pm
DarkSide #56 – Plea Barkin
Nov 26 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Plea Barkin Where: TBD When: Oct 28th Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
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Sandturkey 6:30 pm
Sandturkey
Nov 27 @ 6:30 pm
Sirvix
TN@#53: HARRIETTE NEEDED! 6:30 pm
TN@#53: HARRIETTE NEEDED!
Nov 27 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.
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Hash #1899 – Fool Moon Double Header @ Jamison's
Oct 13 @ 2:00 pm

Hared by Green Mile and Dick A Day.

Urban/shiggy, dog friendly, but watch out for killer burrs!

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Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval
Oct 17 @ 8:00 pm

Join us for our fine fall tradition on October17th: PittH3 will provide the (cheapest) regulation beer, you bring the will to not puke. Bring your own fancy drinks if you don’t trust our selection. Don’t want to compete? Come cheer on your friends and enjoy the free entertainment! Coming dressed up in a costume is highly recommended!

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Hash #1900 – 2 Little, 2 L8 (née Zombeaze) Hash @ Buffalo Wild Wings
Oct 20 @ 2:00 pm

Cum and join your hares, Cock, Anal, and Shameless, on the trail that almost wasnt. As long as you have low expectations and shiggy socks, you won’t be disappointed. Trail is probably more dog- friendly than baby-friendly.

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PITT H3 #207 – Early Halloween @ Coughlin's Law
Oct 24 @ 6:30 pm

Running for beer just became a whole lot harder now that the Killer Klaws from Outer Space are upon us. Disturbed that Hot Girl Summer was ending and people were going to forget about them, the hard seltzers from beyond have descended upon Pitt-H3 to terrorize your Halloween. The good news is that the first rule of hashing now is: THERE AIN’T NO LAWS WHEN YOU’RE DRINKING THE CLAWS!

Prepare for the invasion at Coughlin’s Law in Mount Washington. Happy hour 5-7, but why the hell would you order any of that when you’re drinking White Claw anyway?

Some important items of note for trail
1. As usual on Halloween this is a costume trail. Show up in your October best or face the Klaws’ wrath. Best of Worst of Dumbest of Etc of Costume Awards possibly at RA’s discretion with his great and unmatched wisdom.
2. Dogs should be OK, but there will be a pumpkin/bat split on trail, and all pooches will be REQUIRED TO TAKE THE PUMPKIN SPLIT. No exceptions.
3. Bring $2.75 cash on trail or a ConnectCard with $2.50 value on it…what a mystery no one will EVER guess what that is for.
4. On after is at the start bar, Coughlin’s Law. Kitchen open until 11pm. The Klaws’ are very intent on bringing locked down on-afters back to Pitt H3 people!

Contact the hares with any questions. Shameless, Double Stuffed, Scrum.

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Hash #1901 – Backwards Beer Mile @ Big Jim's
Oct 27 @ 2:00 pm

Prepare to blaze a new trail. Someone is going home with a record. Bring your pioneering spirit, you might find yourself going in new and scintillating directions.

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DarkSide #55 – Sticky Beaver @ Primanti Brothers (Harmar)
Oct 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Sticky Beaver
 
Where: Primanti Brothers (Harmar), 6 Anchor Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15238, USA
 
When: Oct 28th
 
Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Your feet will get wet, bring a dry bag for after.
There will be one additional contra stop on trail, bring cash if you want a beer there.
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TN@#52: Oodles, Fanny & Just Heather
Oct 30 @ 6:30 pm

Trick or Teat! Come to the fourth annual spooooky cemetery trail at Oodles’ place. Have you done this trail before? Yes! Who doesn’t like déjà vu? No dogs in the house, no dinner served this year. Free beer for best costume!

TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.

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Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom @ Casa de PeeGurglar
Nov 3 @ 2:00 pm
Who: Defender of Peedom
Where: Casa de PeeGurglar
When: November 3, 2019 @2:00 pm
UHAUL leaves promptly @2:30 pm
*SPECIAL NOTES*
Please carpool if possible. Try not to take my neighbor’s parking spots, they usually have family over on Sundays, so please be respectful. If you have to walk a block from your parking spot to my house get over it, you’re hashers and that’ll probably be the easiest part of your day.
Its only been 8 weeks since the birth of our second daughter, the house is in shambles, we’re tired, and I literally can’t even right now…. Yet somehow, my charming wife talked me into haring. I’ve had months to plan this, so there’s one thing you can be sure of, I waited to the absolute last second to put something together.  After a solid  20 minutes of scouting I’ve compiled a short list of things you’re likely to find on trail:
Deer
Deer parts
Deer poop
Deer meat
Deer ticks
Also some things you’re likely to hear:
“Oh I remember when we were here in [insert date]”
“At least, we’re not in the Uhaul anymore.”
“Ugh why am I here?”
“Ugh why was I even born?”
“Why was Defender even born?”
Trail probably isn’t kid friendly, unless you don’t love them, In which case, totally bring em.
Dog friendly?  Yeah, I just don’t want them in my house.
Hasher friendly? Of course, I just don’t want them in my house.
If there’s bad weather trail will be treacherous,  if it’s good weather it’ll be a little less treacherous.
We will have food, drinks, fire and more after trail.
$5 hash cash… I’ve got kids to feed.
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PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor @ Bull Dogs Pub
Nov 7 @ 6:30 pm

ThanksKilling Trail

Cum join ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor

The turkeys have grown tired of Thanksgiving and decided to summon the mighty turkey warrior Turkie to slay anyone who dares venture into the woods at night. Beware of roosting turkeys who may leap down from above to snatch your fellow hashers. Flashlights and yelling On-on are known to repel the beast, also forks and knives. There will be beer, flour, hills, flat areas, trees and shrubs, and did we mention killer turkeys?

On after at Bulldogs, kitchen open till 11. Bring a light object.

 

 

 

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Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail @ Sto-Rox Middle School
Nov 10 @ 1:30 pm

Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and MisterRogers(412-657-7845)

Apres: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Neville Island, PA 15225

Cum out for a shiggarific romp through MisterRogers’s Netherworld, where you’ll feel like Dorothy in Oz (“Vines, and jaggers, and burrs! Oh, my!”). The birthday boyz (Whiff – Nov. 10 and MisterRogers – Nov. 12) picked Kennedy Twp. for this trail because they’re two of the few crusters left in the hash who remember where they were when JFK was shot by John Wilkes Booth. This trail is not for pups or baby-papooses, depending on the level of hostility you bear for them, but it’s assured to earn the Flicker Seal of Approval. Huffing and puffing are guaranteed – what you blow down is your own business.

A dry bag, especially shoes, is highly recommended.