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DS #52 – School House Cock 6:30 pm
DS #52 – School House Cock @ Mineo's
Jul 3 @ 6:30 pm
Who: School House Cock Where: Mineo’s – 2128 Murray Avenue # 1 # 1, Pittsburgh, PA 15217 Why: To Run a Harder, Longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
P3H3: AS Trail 7:45 pm
P3H3: AS Trail @ D's 6 Pack & Dogs
Jul 3 @ 7:45 pm – 8:45 pm
Here we again! Same Bat-place, same Bat-time Show up when you want. 08:00 – Hare out 08:10 – Pack out Trail is ~5k, no stops, 6 pack circle, you can be home in bed by …
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PITT H3 #198 – DD and Dabenz 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #198 – DD and Dabenz @ Brew Gentleman
Jul 4 @ 6:30 pm
Brew Gentleman might be closed but Dabenz has a plan!! There will be a great spot for fireworks. Trail isn’t super doggo friendly.
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Hash #1885 – Mushroom Creams Again 2:00 pm
Hash #1885 – Mushroom Creams Again @ Casa de Creamy
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm
Too cool to go to Eerie? Come hash through shady Riverview Park Cream of Mushroom. After chill out in his pool for circle. Parking is best in the driveway, by the soccer field, or in …
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TN@#48: ABS & Schoolhouse 6:30 pm
TN@#48: ABS & Schoolhouse
Jul 10 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
ABS is officially a resident of Pittsburgh. Come check out her new neighborhood (and house) with her! Trail start and circle at 52 Perryview Ave. Trail is 3 miles long, dog friendly (so is ABS’s …
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Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary 2:00 pm
Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary @ Walker's Pub
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm
One contra stop, free Hickeys on trail!   It was July 19, 2009. She was wearing a sombrero and getting vodka Red Bull’s from a guy who promised to take her to see a Harry …
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Full Buck Moon – Major Pecker & Fuqstik 6:30 pm
Full Buck Moon – Major Pecker & Fuqstik @ Walter's Southern Kitchen
Jul 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm
It’s a pickup hash!  And the moon is nearly full.  Keep to the roads, and stay off of the moors.  It’d be polite to leave the Moors alone too.
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PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever @ The Clark Bar
Jul 18 @ 6:30 pm
Pitt H3 #199 – Willy’s Wonk…. Cum out with your hares Oink, Anal, and Lever for a night that sure to be “scrumtitlyumptious”. Find a golden dick and you might be rewarded with “pure inebriation”….. …
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Hash #1888 – Folker 6:30 pm
Hash #1888 – Folker @ Bee'z Bistro & Pub
Jul 29 @ 6:30 pm
No cash needed, no contra stops! Bring a change of clothes and a thirst for beer.
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Hash #1884 – Donkey Ho Te presents, The Good, The Bad & The Blue Hole @ Blue Hole
Jun 30 @ 1:00 pm

1PM On-Out!

For our third-in-a-decade trip out to Chaintown, AKA, Blue Hole, AKA, Creek Falls (because map technology keeps improving and creating new names for places), we’ll be taking a new approach.

Pull past the Boy Scout Camp to the State Game Lands parking at the end of the road. There’s a circle and a small lot.

We’ll be on State Game Lands, so Safety Third aside, it’s not a bad idea to wear orange. You’ll be in water, so protect your electronics with PoorTex plastic baggies or leave them in the car. Dry bag mightn’t be a bad idea either.

Questions? Contact Donkey – 412.326.9250

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Near Unnamed Road, Scottdale, PA 15683
https://maps.app.goo.gl/vCLHgTDNF2jMAgTD8

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DS #52 – School House Cock @ Mineo's
Jul 3 @ 6:30 pm

Who: School House Cock
Where: Mineo’s – 2128 Murray Avenue # 1 # 1, Pittsburgh, PA 15217
Why: To Run a Harder, Longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

P3H3: AS Trail @ D's 6 Pack & Dogs
Jul 3 @ 7:45 pm – 8:45 pm

Here we again! Same Bat-place, same Bat-time Show up when you want. 08:00 – Hare out 08:10 – Pack out Trail is ~5k, no stops, 6 pack circle, you can be home in bed by 10.

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PITT H3 #198 – DD and Dabenz @ Brew Gentleman
Jul 4 @ 6:30 pm

Brew Gentleman might be closed but Dabenz has a plan!! There will be a great spot for fireworks. Trail isn’t super doggo friendly.

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Hash #1885 – Mushroom Creams Again @ Casa de Creamy
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm

Too cool to go to Eerie? Come hash through shady Riverview Park Cream of Mushroom. After chill out in his pool for circle.

Parking is best in the driveway, by the soccer field, or in the lot below the soccer field.

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TN@#48: ABS & Schoolhouse
Jul 10 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

ABS is officially a resident of Pittsburgh.
Come check out her new neighborhood (and house) with her!

Trail start and circle at 52 Perryview Ave.

Trail is 3 miles long, dog friendly (so is ABS’s house), and not-so-stroller-friendly (dirt trail involved and some shiggy).

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary @ Walker's Pub
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm

One contra stop, free Hickeys on trail!

 

It was July 19, 2009. She was wearing a sombrero and getting vodka Red Bull’s from a guy who promised to take her to see a Harry Potter movie the following day. He was was learning how to Pole dance from a girl who clawed him in the face with her fingernails when he couldn’t pick up the skill. Their eyes met across the room. Okay, I’m lying. A fellow harsher introduced them and they had very little interest in one another.

However, getting stranded in a 70’s theme bar (RIP Jane’s Groove) and drinking their weight in cheap tequila shots had a funny way of building attraction.

By 6am, a guy was mopping the floors of the club and there were just two people left in a booth. One if them had acquired more hickeys than should be legal. I’ll give you a hint: it was Hickey No Dickey.

This drunken Korean evening turned into a weird morning. Two hashers slept in a subway station and then on a hiking path and wore yesterday’s running clothes to a Sunday morning trail. Perhaps no one would’ve questioned what happened when they showed up to trail, except that the female hasher hadn’t been near a mirror didn’t know about the hickeys until she arrived at the hash. She never lived this event down and acquired her hash name a few weeks later. Shriveled In London had lived up to his hash name once again.

Anyway, it’s been 10 years. So come celebrate with Hickey and London- two people who decided to turn a drunken night into a marriage. We’re still not sure what the fuck we were thinking, but we’re still together, so come celebrate our 10 year hickeyversary.

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Full Buck Moon – Major Pecker & Fuqstik @ Walter's Southern Kitchen
Jul 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm

It’s a pickup hash!  And the moon is nearly full.  Keep to the roads, and stay off of the moors.  It’d be polite to leave the Moors alone too.

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PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever @ The Clark Bar
Jul 18 @ 6:30 pm

Pitt H3 #199 – Willy’s Wonk….

Cum out with your hares Oink, Anal, and Lever for a night that sure to be “scrumtitlyumptious”. Find a golden dick and you might be rewarded with “pure inebriation”….. On out at The Clark Bar and Grill. Shiggy yes, dog friendly yes. The bar closes at 9:30 but there are plenty of places go after trail close by.

Willy Wonka themed dress optional

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Hash #1887 Float and Bloat -Moon, WMD, Cunt Spells Jill
Jul 20 @ 2:00 pm