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BIG CHANGES Urban Float and Bloat July 8th, 1pm
Details: We will drop our flotation devices off at the parking lot at the end of 40th street in Lawrenceville Someone will graciously stay there to watch them. We will drive our vehicles to the parking lot at 40°27’26.03?N, 79°59’9.34?W
This is a landing on the Northshore river trail upstream from the 16th Street Bridge. It is directly across the river from the Cork Factory. We will then hash back to our boats…I use this term loosely.. have a nice light smack and then float back to our cars. There will be a waterborn beerstop on the way. Probably hash cash or pot luck or something.
Float details: Meet at 40th street to drop floatable and any food offerings at 12. Trail meets at 1, run at 1:30. Trail will be 3.5 miles fast and flat. One contra beer stop. Should be at put-in around 4. Chill and eat till 5. Wait 1/2 hour like you momma said (just kidding). Please note the you should bring a life jacket if you have one. If you can borrow any extra please do. I have some extra heavy duty tubes if needed. Please don’t show up with a dollar store pool toy. I will cook hot dogs. Snacks or side dishes will be good. There will be beer at the cookout and a beer stop on the river. You are on your own otherwise.
Well, another year, another annoying tailgate party hosted by yours truly, Sweetums with help from Sex Pack, VueGina and whatever other fools who happen to blunder in along the way.
What disaster awaits us this year? We’ve already locked the keys in the SUV and had a ticket mixup… Rain? Brush with Police? Clint Hurdle gets outted? Come and find out…
Once again after the party we will be visiting Pittsburgh’s Biggest Restaurant to hear overly loud snippets of music and watch pictures of other diners waving at us on a giant video screen positioned roughly a quarter mile away.
Oh yeah, there will also be what these days passes as a baseball game played by highly trained millionaire super athletes. Expect about three and a half hours of colorfully dressed men standing around waiting for something to happen but we will fill the time drinking expensive beer and cheering loudly because that’s what people do at this restaurant when they’re bored.
In case anyone cares, the “Pirates” will be battling the “Braves”. WTF that means is anyone’s guess. Sounds kind of racist to me.
For $23 you’ll get a ticket to the “baseball game” and beer plus burgers, hot dogs and whatever else at the tailgate party. Yeah, that’s a lot to pay for so little but at least there won’t be any requirement to run for the beer. Instead, you get to stand around drinking all night talking gibberish with other drunken idiots which is all you really want to do anyways. It’s hashing without all the work.
This year the Never Leave Camp Crowd can pay $5 and just attend the party.
BTW, in case of rain, we’ll probably all be better off… The tailgate area is under cover.
Enrich your mental and physical health and join us in partly-cloudy Pittsburgh at the PGH-H3 2018 RDR wellness weekend. Come for the day or stay the weekend. Crash space, including “therapy” cats and/or dogs, may be available upon request. This affordable, mostly-inclusive retreat will revive your mental state. Multiple payment methods accepted.
Begin your journey Friday evening (9/14) at our bar crawl in Lawrenceville. Unexpected adventures await. This is a pay as you go event; however, the comradery is priceless. All participants will receive a complimentary consultation with your very own anti-nutrition expert. Details will be available on the PGH-H3 website and Facebook when finalized.
After you’ve recovered from the Friday night festivities, join us Saturday for the main event.
What: Red Dress Run and Block Party
When: Saturday 9/15 @ 2:00 | On out @ 3:00
Where: Polish Falcons of America
60 S 18th Street Pittsburgh, PA 15203
Why: Raise money and awareness for mental health
How much: $25- all donations will go to NAMI Keystone PA
Who to contact: K9-69. (412) 951-2577.
The Polish Falcons Nest 8 has graciously donated their event space to us for the day. We will have a block party on 18th Street as well as a private room upstairs. The Bar opens at 12:00. Show up from 2:00 – 3:00 in your finest red dress to sign in, pre-lube, socialize, and show off your red accessories. On out at 3:00. Trail will be short, flat, and shiggy-free. Multiple beer stops, shots, and snacks will be provided on trail. Bring cash/ID for a contra stop. The après will be back at the Polish Falcons where you can enjoy adult beverages, play games, and listen to music outside on the street. Beverages may be purchased inside the Polish Falcons and brought outside, provided they are not in a glass container. Food will be provided.
Bring cash for 50/50 raffle and to purchase tickets for gift baskets.
All money raised, collected, or donated will go to NAMI Keystone PA, a 501(c)(3) grassroots nonprofit organization. NAMI’s mission is to raise awareness about mental health and provide recovery-focused support, education, and advocacy for people living with mental illness and their loved ones.
Please rego and pay via PayPal if possible. We will accept cash at the door. Additional donations may be made via PayPal, cash, or you may donate directly on the NAMI website (be sure to indicate the donation is on behalf of PGH-H3) http://www.namikeystonepa.org/
Sense of adventure, your red dress, cash/credit card, ID
It’s that time of year again. Not the season of joy and cheerfulness but the time for salt and scorn. It’s time for FESTIVUS. This year Porn Again Christian has requested the aide of Idiotic Cat Poser and Tight Embouchure to help him lay the most painful trail of the year.
Now what is Festivus? It started back before I gave a fuck by some people who don’t come around anymore. Defender of Peedom who carried the tradition for many years tasked PA with carrying on the tradition because he is old as shit now and wanted to have a baby for some odd reason. There are three major parts to Festivus:
1. Feats of Strength – The pack will carry our lovely Festivus pole and all of its beautiful decorations the length of trail. Any complaining about them will result in punishment most severe. Also the night is not over until all three hares are pinned.
2. Airing of Grievances – Call out your fellow hasher for anything that they did that pissed you off over the last year whether or not it occurred on trail. Remember when you saw Scrum Guzzler wearing that stupid fucking shirt that ruined your day or Gay Horse Dancer wouldn’t comment on your cute cat pic? Call them out. They either need to finish their drink in hand or defend their honor on the cement.
3. Feasting – Last and also the least important there will be a feast. The hares will provide several dishes but we ask that if you can make a small side or something that you do. It will go a long way. Hares will also provide a keg of PBR and a keg of whatever craft beer we get on the cheap. If you plan to party that night probably should bring some supplementing beers. We will party as long as people want to.
No hash cash. Donations are welcome but not expected. Your misery is worth the hares time and hard work. Crash space is available.
Who: Black Clap & Any Cock’ll Do
What: New Years Eve Trail
Where: Rumerz Bar
1216 Woods Run Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: 12-31-18 @ 630 PM
Cost: 20$ (covers trail and party)
Additional Details: Come join The Black Clap and Cock’ll for a NYE trail at Rumerz before partying all night at K9’s. Trail will be walker-friendly and we will try to keep you as clean as possible. But don’t worry, if you do get a little muddy, you can shower at our place before the big party. Just drop a dry bag off at our house before trail. Our address is 3952 McClure Ave, 15212 (less than a mile from K9’s). Hope to see you there! *For best results, park near K9’s and walk over to Rumerz if you plan on doing trail and the party. The cost covers both trail and party and your yearly dues.
New Years Party
Who: PGH H3
What: New Years Party
Where: 3405 Gass Ave, 15212
When: 12-31-18 @ 9 PM
Cost: $20 (covers trail and party)
K969 is graciously allowing us to use her house this year for the PGH-H3 New Year’s Party. We got a late start planning last year so want to give everyone as much time as possible to plan to attend this year. The Rego cost is your annual dues and there will be some food and beer provided. If you would like to bring any additional appetizers/food, please let us know on the Rego form or Facebook page. If you would like to bring any additional beer (beer snobs) please do so. There will be some keg beer available. The cost covers both trail and party and your yearly dues.
Test your speed and stomach at the semi-annual PITT H3 Beer Mile!
4 laps, 4 beers, and a whole lot of entertainment.
This is open to all, so bring your friends. Mediocre qualifying beer will be provided to contestants, but feel free to bring your own if you have standards.
*PITT H3 is not responsible for your poor life choices. All bodily harm and puking from participating is on you. Make sure to have a ride home, absolutely do not drink and drive.
Grab your tightest Dirndl and brush up on your favorite drinking songs, because the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers is having BEERFEST!
As the great Barry Badrinath once said “I’m better when I’m drunk.”
Besides schnitzels and wieners, your weekend will be filled with all kinds of cool shiza!
Rego includes: Friday & Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner, and Sunday breakfast), Friday Night Beer Exchange, BeerFest Olympics, Costume contest, Dancing, Skits, Haberdashery, Endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent!
The campground is entirely private, a short drive outside of the city, and there are hotels nearby if you’d rather sleep indoors.
Early Bird Special: $80 until 2/28
Regular Rate: $90 until 4/30
Late Rabbit Rate: $100 until May 30
Walk-up Rate: $120
Camping stuff, beer for the Craft Beer Exchange, wine for the wine share, your best/worst german themed attire
Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!!
Channel your inner princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? Trail will be between 3-4 miles ish, on-out and apres at Elks Lodge. Trail will be walker friendly as a princess wants to look extra fabulous out on the streets of Pittsburgh. We have the the place from 12 till 6:30PM so meet-up at 12 on out at 1PM. Bring cash for the prelube and on after. There is a cash bar (ATM on site) at the start and end. Possible contra stop as well. Walk ups are welcome but rego is fast and easy just like Dana. We will have raffle baskets and a dollar dance with Dana. Plus an extra fund for Purple ( see below).
On a side note, as many of you know Purple just recently got injured on trail and will need some assistance, we will be taking side donates for him at this event. We have something special for him that will be at RDR.
The hares will each bring a dish to share with everyone so please bring an item to share as well and spice up the variety!!!!—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)
FIDO: The Elks is not doggo friendly
Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Allegheny Elks Lodge.
Cost Includes: Trail, Trail beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.
After trail and food at the Elks we will be keeping the party going by moving over to Mike’s Beer Bar right down the road at Boggs Building LP, 110 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Calling all you space cowboys, holographic dudettes, and future farmers of America! Come on out for some hashy fun and ring in 2020 hoedown style!
Where: THE DOOR NEXT TO the Hop Farm entrance. Knock twice, say the secret passphrase: On-On, Moon’s queer, beer here!
Pitt and Pittsburgh trail collaboration featuring hares: Moon and Anal Eaze
Trail: Gather at 6pm, on out at 7pm
What’s included: trail, beer, food, beer, music, beer, luxurious indoor camping, morning bloody mary bar, beer, dancing, and overall debauchery!
On-after: 9ish to eat some food, drink beer, and get the damn party started!
Cost: $20 ($5 for trail, $15 for annual dues) Rego now by going here.
Hares: Flicker & Cox Stroker
Where: Evergreen Café, 7330 Penn Ave, Pgh 15208
$5.00 Hash cash and….
You will need money on trail for one beer stop.
This day cums only once every 4 years so you don’t want to miss because you won’t see it again till 2024.
Leaping will be considered perfectly acceptable hash behavior.
Cox Stroker 412-999-808