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PITT H3 #183 – Krampus Gift Exchange, Black Clap
Dec 20 @ 6:30 pm

Krampus….that fucker makes his appearance year after year….dragging hapless people to hell in a basket.  Come out and give him a chase instead….but beware his dark basket.

Afterward, the annual PITT H3 white elephant gift exchange will take place.

Bring a gift/re-gift ~$5 to take part in it. **NO PACKAGED HASHITS ALLOWED** We will load up the gifts into the beer car…so don’t be LATE!

Who:  TBC and Cream of Mushroom

What:  The Krampus hash

Where:  Allegheny City Brewing, 507 Foreland Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

Why:  Krampus might show up and grab you…so why not chase him instead?

Hash #1858 Mega Hash/FOOL Moon
Dec 22 @ 10:00 am
Hilltop Megahash
Saturday. December 22
Eagles: 10 AM
 2420 Charcot St. 15210
Turkeys: 12 Noon
421 Birmingham 15210
Hash cash
Bring shoes with traction and carry extra socks.
Additional Megahash details:
This is the 25th Megahash
Recommended trail length is 11.2 miles.
but some have been shorter because of heat and irate landowners. Longest was 16.9 miles through 3 states.
There will be lunch.
Auto megahashing is not a sin.
The trail is dog friendly but ask your pup first.
Hash cash covers beer and lunch, $10
PITT H3 #184 – Shameless, Lever behind, and Anal Eaze @ Abjuration Brewing
Jan 3 @ 6:30 pm

Abandon hope all ye who hash here! The first Pitt H3 hash of the year is the Raptor Death Trail! It’s another year closer to death for Shameless and she wants you to share in her existential dread! We got abandoned structures, backwoods dirt roads, skull décor, raptor warnings, and, best of all, dead bodies on trail! With so much post-apocalyptic fun, this trail is sure to be short, flat, and shiggy free. Flying dogs only, the hares are not responsible for what delicate paws will have to traverse to cross the wastelands. For those of you who are filled with hope for the New Year, this shit trail ain’t for you.

PITT H3 #185 – Plea Barkin and Spermit @ Mad Mex
Jan 17 @ 6:30 pm

Last spring, Spermit, Ptear-Her-Dactyl and I, Plea Barkin, attempted a grand hash in Fox Chapel only to be faced with obstruction and obstacles in the form of:

a) law enforcement;
b) tropical monsoons; and
c) chemically-induced amnesia.

Somehow, with the one exception of Death Marshall, the pack seemed to like the abuse we served. Spermit and I now have the honor to punish you again. And we will. Oh yes, we will. (Practice these words, my friends:

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Practice them and say them with sincerity, because with heartfelt sincerity, you may. You may have another.)

We’ve gone out of our way to add a little to a lot of everything you hate. Do you hate shiggy? Well, you’re fucked. Do you love shiggy but hate pounding pavement? Fucked again! Hate interactions with those who protect and serve? Triple fucked! The one exception is if you hate hills, then there will definitely 100% not be any of those.

Normally Spermit has been the voice of reason and nixed the truly wonderful things we’ve planned for you. Well guess what? Spermit gave up being nice for lent! Fucked again you are.

In all honesty, the best advice we can give you is not to come…In the interim, I am praying for snow so I can wear my crampons.

We may also have a third hare, she/he was drunk when we discussed, but pray that does not happen. That would only make things worse for the pack.

Hash #1862 Major and Two Birds – Super Blood Moon @ Duke's
Jan 20 @ 2:00 pm

Join Two Birds as she hares her first ever Pittsburgh trail through the flat, warm, and dry borough of Homestead. Although she’s only ever hared a Dark Side before, she assures me that trail will be less than 5 miles (although you may not believe that when you’re done). Trail itself should be relatively doggo friendly, but Duke’s isn’t. We should make it back in plenty of time to enjoy an Apres at Duke’s, but you’ll be on your own for food there.

Hash cash is 0$, unless you haven’t paid your dues, in which case your hash cash is a solemn vow to pay WMD $15. Please bring your religious book of choice to swear upon.

P.S. We’re keeping an eye on the weather, if it ends up looking like we’re actually getting a blizzard we may change the location to Major’s house so that people have a place to crash if we get snowed in. Watch this page, if we need to we’ll make the call Saturday morning.

Text Major at 732-757-9241 and tell him why we should have started at Enix instead.

PITT H3 #186 – The Kois’ Are Back In Town @ Black Beauty Lounge
Jan 31 @ 6:30 pm

The Koi’s are back in town. Actually we never left but I liked the ring of that. Anyways it’s going to be fucking cold Thursday. Like really really fucking cold. So put on your warmest fish gear and come meet us at the Black Beauty Lounge. Bring extra cash so that you can buy Pookie a drink and maybe she will help you warm back up after trail.

PITT H3 #187 – Moon and Drunk Dynasty @ Southern Tier Brewery
Feb 14 @ 6:30 pm

Drunk dynasty and Moon present the

Isn’t It Romantic 

Valentine’s Day Hash

You can’t get lei’d unless you are wearing sexy underwear

Thursday, February 14th @ 6:30

Southern Tier Brewery

316 N Shore Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

This trail will be fast, flat and dry, pick two

Moon 412-310-3741

FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa @ Silky's Pub
Feb 19 @ 6:30 pm

Fool Moon PickUp Trail out of Silky’s Pub

I’ll supply circle beers and flour. Bring a light and some folding money.

You won’t be sorry.

PITT H3 #188 – Cuffed and Sphincter @ Evergreen Cafe
Feb 28 @ 6:30 pm

I know what you’re thinking, “Those assholes again?” Fear not, dear half-mind, we’re offering an olive branch in solemn observation of a murderversary (and arsonversary?). Leave your climbing harnesses, rope, ice axes, dry bags, yea even your trail shoes, neatly stored in your red dress closet. Road shoes, headlamp, and pepper spray should suffice.

It’s an Evergreen hash in honor of Steve, that other guy, and Vinnie the Thief. $5 hash cash, and this one is actually fido friendly.


PITT H3 #189 – Hickey and London @ Brook Line N Sinker
Mar 14 @ 6:30 pm

It’s Hickey’s birthday and she didn’t have any other plans.