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PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty @ Jack's
Aug 1 @ 6:30 pm
Calling all wankers, yankers, and spankers, it’s time for Pitt trail… *checks notes* …#200! So put down your toys and your dicks for a couple of hours and we’ll see you at Jack’s because of …
DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London 6:30 pm
DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Aug 2 @ 6:30 pm
Who: AcaDaca and Shriveled In London Where: Hog’s Head Bar and Grill, 3433 Spring Garden Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When: August 2nd Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of …
Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU 2:00 pm
Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU @ Mineo's Pizza House
Aug 4 @ 2:00 pm
Lost in the Bush’s Late Housewarming Hash 8 months after moving here, it’s finally time for you to come visit! (“Weren’t we just here 2 months ago,” you may ask? Yes, but I was not…) …
TN@#49: Mangurglar 6:30 pm
TN@#49: Mangurglar
Aug 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
ManG says:  Help me explore my new neighborhood. Very likely to have some hills, but I’ll do my best to keep from killing everyone. I am 8 months pregnant. Some shiggy, but I can give …
PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL 11:00 am
PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL @ Camp Davis Campground
Aug 10 @ 11:00 am – Aug 11 @ 12:00 pm
Hash Rego- Welcum welcum to the 2019 PITT AGM – BEAR IT ALL WEEKEND! That’s right hashers, join us while we bear it all at Camp Davis is a private, membership-only, clothing optional …
Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear 6:30 pm
Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear
Aug 12 @ 6:30 pm
AGM is over and the teddy bears are tired from their picnic! Follow the bear scat into the woods on this easy hangover trail. Ah, a pintful of lager makes the Monday go down easy! …
Hash #1891 – Swept Away 2:00 pm
Hash #1891 – Swept Away @ Idlewild Park & Ride
Aug 18 @ 2:00 pm
Courtesy of Whiff, T-Bag, and Just Lauren. 40°25’31.77″N, 80° 4’22.42″W Starts at Idlewood Park n Ride. Apres: Alexions Bar & Grill, 141 Hawthorne St, Carnegie, PA 15106 Parts of the trail are dog-friendly but others …
Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze 12:00 pm
Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze @ Allegheny Elks Lodge
Aug 24 @ 12:00 pm Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!! Channel your inner slutty princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? …

PITT H3 #197 – Secret Hare (PA) with Secret cohares @ secret location (Federal Gallery)
Jun 20 @ 6:30 pm

PITT H3 #197 – Secret Hare (PA) with Secret cohares
Jun 20 @ 6:30 pm

On Thursday starting at a secret location (Federal Gallery) secret hares (PA, Just Jeremy, Just Chad, a Super Secert Pancake Loving Texan) will lay a secret trail (using flour) to lead you to more secret locations (beer stops) and the penultimate secret location (circle).

Hash #1883 Annual TN@ Charity Trail: Dick Cup! @ Rumerz Sports Bar and Grill
Jun 23 @ 2:00 pm

Dick Cup is TN@s annual Manvitational and charity hash.

On-out at 2:00 PM
Hash cash = $5
One of our own is the beneficiary this year! 100% of cash collected will be donated to Strap-on to help him rebuild his business after the Etna warehouse fire.

Dick Cup points will be awarded in the following categories:
1) Trail challenges – We will provide a list of challenges to complete along trail (need tech on trail)
2) Name That Hasher Quiz
3) Beer stop games
4) Money collected – can be from your team and civilians

Hash #1884 – Donkey Ho Te presents, The Good, The Bad & The Blue Hole @ Blue Hole
Jun 30 @ 1:00 pm

1PM On-Out!

For our third-in-a-decade trip out to Chaintown, AKA, Blue Hole, AKA, Creek Falls (because map technology keeps improving and creating new names for places), we’ll be taking a new approach.

Pull past the Boy Scout Camp to the State Game Lands parking at the end of the road. There’s a circle and a small lot.

We’ll be on State Game Lands, so Safety Third aside, it’s not a bad idea to wear orange. You’ll be in water, so protect your electronics with PoorTex plastic baggies or leave them in the car. Dry bag mightn’t be a bad idea either.

Questions? Contact Donkey – 412.326.9250

Dropped pin
Near Unnamed Road, Scottdale, PA 15683

DS #52 – School House Cock @ Mineo's
Jul 3 @ 6:30 pm

Who: School House Cock
Where: Mineo’s – 2128 Murray Avenue # 1 # 1, Pittsburgh, PA 15217
Why: To Run a Harder, Longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

P3H3: AS Trail @ D's 6 Pack & Dogs
Jul 3 @ 7:45 pm – 8:45 pm

Here we again! Same Bat-place, same Bat-time Show up when you want. 08:00 – Hare out 08:10 – Pack out Trail is ~5k, no stops, 6 pack circle, you can be home in bed by 10.

PITT H3 #198 – DD and Dabenz @ Brew Gentleman
Jul 4 @ 6:30 pm

Brew Gentleman might be closed but Dabenz has a plan!! There will be a great spot for fireworks. Trail isn’t super doggo friendly.

Hash #1885 – Mushroom Creams Again @ Casa de Creamy
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm

Too cool to go to Eerie? Come hash through shady Riverview Park Cream of Mushroom. After chill out in his pool for circle.

Parking is best in the driveway, by the soccer field, or in the lot below the soccer field.

TN@#48: ABS & Schoolhouse
Jul 10 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

ABS is officially a resident of Pittsburgh.
Come check out her new neighborhood (and house) with her!

Trail start and circle at 52 Perryview Ave.

Trail is 3 miles long, dog friendly (so is ABS’s house), and not-so-stroller-friendly (dirt trail involved and some shiggy).

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary @ Walker's Pub
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm

One contra stop, free Hickeys on trail!


It was July 19, 2009. She was wearing a sombrero and getting vodka Red Bull’s from a guy who promised to take her to see a Harry Potter movie the following day. He was was learning how to Pole dance from a girl who clawed him in the face with her fingernails when he couldn’t pick up the skill. Their eyes met across the room. Okay, I’m lying. A fellow harsher introduced them and they had very little interest in one another.

However, getting stranded in a 70’s theme bar (RIP Jane’s Groove) and drinking their weight in cheap tequila shots had a funny way of building attraction.

By 6am, a guy was mopping the floors of the club and there were just two people left in a booth. One if them had acquired more hickeys than should be legal. I’ll give you a hint: it was Hickey No Dickey.

This drunken Korean evening turned into a weird morning. Two hashers slept in a subway station and then on a hiking path and wore yesterday’s running clothes to a Sunday morning trail. Perhaps no one would’ve questioned what happened when they showed up to trail, except that the female hasher hadn’t been near a mirror didn’t know about the hickeys until she arrived at the hash. She never lived this event down and acquired her hash name a few weeks later. Shriveled In London had lived up to his hash name once again.

Anyway, it’s been 10 years. So come celebrate with Hickey and London- two people who decided to turn a drunken night into a marriage. We’re still not sure what the fuck we were thinking, but we’re still together, so come celebrate our 10 year hickeyversary.

Full Buck Moon – Major Pecker & Fuqstik @ Walter's Southern Kitchen
Jul 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm

It’s a pickup hash!  And the moon is nearly full.  Keep to the roads, and stay off of the moors.  It’d be polite to leave the Moors alone too.