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Hash #1906 – Spermit 2:00 pm
Hash #1906 – Spermit @ South Park Club House
Dec 1 @ 2:00 pm
Is it a Salmon Permit, or a Sperm that’s a Hermit?  Find the answer this and other interesting questions.  No hash cash. Trail is dog-friendly, but the bar is not. Trail and bar are baby-friendly. …
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PITT H3 #211 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #211 @ Coach's bottleshop
Dec 5 @ 6:30 pm
All right you salty bitches. It’s the Festivus pre-lube. What better way to get your asses fired up than have a trail in the South Hills?! Don’t have any grievances to air at Festivus yet? …
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Hash #1907 – Porn Again Christian’s Festivus 12:00 pm
Hash #1907 – Porn Again Christian’s Festivus @ Casa de Caca
Dec 7 @ 12:00 pm
The days are getting longer and the tempers are getting shorter. There is a subtle taste of salt in the air. That must mean it’s almost time to celebrate Festivus. This year Cream of Mushroom …
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Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… 2:00 pm
Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… @ White Eagle
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm
Co-hared by Just Melissa and professor emeritus Honey Nut Squirreleo. Are you ready to take off to the North Pole, where the beer is always cold? Trail should be dog friendly, probably even kid friendly. …
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TN@#54: Bitchin Heat & Oodles 6:30 pm
TN@#54: Bitchin Heat & Oodles
Dec 18 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.
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PITT H3 #212 – A Very Whaley Xmas 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #212 – A Very Whaley Xmas @ Tramp's
Dec 19 @ 6:30 pm
It’s (almost) the darkest day of the year, so bring a headlamp! This is also the last Pitt H3 trail of the decade. White whale gift exchange following circle, $4 limit. Start is at Tramp’s …
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Hash #1909 – Admiral Norton’s Sherpa Gets a Cold Member 2:00 pm
Hash #1909 – Admiral Norton’s Sherpa Gets a Cold Member
Dec 22 @ 2:00 pm
Admiral Norton’s Sherpa gets a Cold Member Theme: Explorer, Naval, or Dogsled Attire Hares: Sherpes, Norton, and Cold Member Location: Hough’s Taproom, 543 Greenfield Ave, Pittsburgh Time: Gather at 2pm, On Out at 2:30
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DarkSide #57 – HARE NEEDED 6:30 pm
DarkSide #57 – HARE NEEDED
Dec 26 @ 6:30 pm
DarkSide #57 - HARE NEEDED
Who: HARE NEEDED Where: TBD When: Dec 26 Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!   Twas the day after X-mas, and all through the town Some crazy …
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Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting 2:00 pm
Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting @ Waffalonia Youngstown
Dec 29 @ 2:00 pm
Sup half-minds. Come one, come all (but probably few) to the first ever PGH hash to be hosted in, you guessed it – YOUNGSTOWN, OH. You can make here in an hour if you really …
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Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) 2:00 pm
Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) @ Hop Farm Brewing
Dec 31 @ 2:00 pm
Calling all you space cowboys, holographic dudettes, and future farmers of America! Come on out for some hashy fun and ring in 2020 hoedown style! Where: THE DOOR NEXT TO the Hop Farm entrance. Knock twice, …

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Hash #1913 – Hearts, Boners, and Dirty Gerbils: It was Fantastic
Jan 12 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hares: Dirty Gerbil, Heart On, T-Boner, and Fantastic Foreskin

Watch this space for more info!

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PITTH3 #214 HARE NEEDED
Jan 16 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1914 – HARE NEEDED
Jan 19 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
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Hash #1915 – HARE NEEDED
Jan 26 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
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PITT H3 #215 HARE NEEDED
Jan 30 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1916 – HARE NEEDED
Feb 2 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
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Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon
Feb 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon Hash

Hares: Purple Princess and Pack My Fanny

Note: This is both a numbered hash and the February Fool Moon.

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PITTH3 #216 @ Leo. a public house
Feb 13 @ 6:30 pm

A Salty Valentine with P0rn Aga1n Chr1st1an

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Hash #1918 – Sloppy 6th – ICP, Scrum, and Gaggle
Feb 16 @ 2:00 pm

Sloppy sixths.  It’s the sixth worst trail of the year!

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Hash #1919 – HARE NEEDED
Feb 23 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm