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PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty @ Jack's
Aug 1 @ 6:30 pm
Calling all wankers, yankers, and spankers, it’s time for Pitt trail… *checks notes* …#200! So put down your toys and your dicks for a couple of hours and we’ll see you at Jack’s because of …
DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London 6:30 pm
DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Aug 2 @ 6:30 pm
Who: AcaDaca and Shriveled In London Where: Hog’s Head Bar and Grill, 3433 Spring Garden Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When: August 2nd Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of …
Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU 2:00 pm
Hash #1889 – Lost In Bush & STFU @ Mineo's Pizza House
Aug 4 @ 2:00 pm
Lost in the Bush’s Late Housewarming Hash 8 months after moving here, it’s finally time for you to come visit! (“Weren’t we just here 2 months ago,” you may ask? Yes, but I was not…) …
TN@#49: Mangurglar 6:30 pm
TN@#49: Mangurglar
Aug 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
ManG says:  Help me explore my new neighborhood. Very likely to have some hills, but I’ll do my best to keep from killing everyone. I am 8 months pregnant. Some shiggy, but I can give …
PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL 11:00 am
PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL @ Camp Davis Campground
Aug 10 @ 11:00 am – Aug 11 @ 12:00 pm
Hash Rego- Welcum welcum to the 2019 PITT AGM – BEAR IT ALL WEEKEND! That’s right hashers, join us while we bear it all at Camp Davis is a private, membership-only, clothing optional …
Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear 6:30 pm
Hash #1890 – The Weary Bear
Aug 12 @ 6:30 pm
AGM is over and the teddy bears are tired from their picnic! Follow the bear scat into the woods on this easy hangover trail. Ah, a pintful of lager makes the Monday go down easy! …
Hash #1891 – Swept Away 2:00 pm
Hash #1891 – Swept Away @ Idlewild Park & Ride
Aug 18 @ 2:00 pm
Courtesy of Whiff, T-Bag, and Just Lauren. 40°25’31.77″N, 80° 4’22.42″W Starts at Idlewood Park n Ride. Apres: Alexions Bar & Grill, 141 Hawthorne St, Carnegie, PA 15106 Parts of the trail are dog-friendly but others …
Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze 12:00 pm
Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze @ Allegheny Elks Lodge
Aug 24 @ 12:00 pm Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!! Channel your inner slutty princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? …

Hash #1863 Green Mile and Sherpes @ Murphy's Tap Room
Jan 27 @ 2:00 pm

Green Mile and Sherpes will co-hare. Regent Square hash start. contra-hash. 2PM Sunday. Bring a light, as it gets dark early, and we don’t guarantee how this trail is gonna end…

PITT H3 #186 – The Kois’ Are Back In Town @ Black Beauty Lounge
Jan 31 @ 6:30 pm

The Koi’s are back in town. Actually we never left but I liked the ring of that. Anyways it’s going to be fucking cold Thursday. Like really really fucking cold. So put on your warmest fish gear and come meet us at the Black Beauty Lounge. Bring extra cash so that you can buy Pookie a drink and maybe she will help you warm back up after trail.

Feb 1 @ 6:30 pm

Hare needed for this DS. This trail can be done on either Friday or Saturday, and lets aim for doing it outside of the city limits!

We moved the DS overnight since the first date didn’t work out.

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Hash #1864 Spinny @ Les Getz Memorial Park
Feb 3 @ 6:00 am

Bend Overture has one last request of us! When better to make good on our promise than her birthday weekend! It was her desire to have a few of her ashes left at one of her favorite places to run to and watch the sunrise!
Please join us for an early trail Sunday, February 3rd. Meet at 6 AM with an on out between 630/645 AM. Get there early to pick your favorite hat to wear from Bendy’s wacky hat collection! Sunrise will be viewed from Bendy’s favorite spot while enjoying some mimosas at 7:26. From here, trail will continue as normal, flat and shiggy free with beer. Brunch to follow.
Please park at Les Getz Park (7000 Church Street) and walk up to meet at Sir Vix & Handycock’s: 7224 Church St Swissvale Pa 15218. Trail is A to A. ABSOLUTLY NO DOGS ALLOWED! Bring a vessel and a dry bag.

Please contact us if you would like directions for the sunrise only.

Hash #1865 HLT and T-Bag @ Cobblehaus Brewing Company
Feb 10 @ 2:00 pm

Who: HLT & T-Bag
What: Hash 1865
Where: Cobblehaus Brewing Company
1021 5th Ave, Coraopolis PA 15108
When: Sunday February 10, 2019 @ 2PM

Join HLT & T-Bag for an afternoon of hills and most likely mud with how the weather has been. There is a possible chance for your feet to get wet if you’re clumsy. Trail beer and circle on the hares, before and after on you.
Dogs: You know your dog better than I do. Check the weather and be cautious with them. There will be mud and stream crossings. Nobody wants your dog freezing because of getting wet during this time of the year.The start and apres aren’t dog friendly

Apres: Sidelines Beer House
518 Locust Pl, Sewickley, PA 15143

PITT H3 #187 – Moon and Drunk Dynasty @ Southern Tier Brewery
Feb 14 @ 6:30 pm

Drunk dynasty and Moon present the

Isn’t It Romantic 

Valentine’s Day Hash

You can’t get lei’d unless you are wearing sexy underwear

Thursday, February 14th @ 6:30

Southern Tier Brewery

316 N Shore Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

This trail will be fast, flat and dry, pick two

Moon 412-310-3741

CANCELLED!!!! DARK SIDE – DarkSide Overnight
Feb 15 @ 11:00 am
The first choice for the DarkSide overnight didn’t work out. We’ll be starting from the same place as last year, TBC and Cockll’s house.
Come prepared to run a harder, longer trail and to enjoy the heck out of it!
Hash #1866 – Sloppy 5ths -ICP, Scrum, Gaggle @ Hob Nob-Pearl's Cafe 2
Feb 17 @ 2:00 pm

Who:ICP, Scrum, Gaggle
What: Hash #1866 – Sloppy 5ths
Where: Hob Nob-Pearl’s Cafe 2
4025 Homestead Duquesne Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122, USA
When: Sunday February 17, 2019 @ 2PM

Why: Because it’s Sunday and the first Sunday after Valentines day, which means this trail is the sloppy seconds or 5ths at this point? Expect hills and some shiggy, bring some cash for a possible contra stop and ID. Trail will probably be dog friendly but the bar and contra stop probably won’t be.

FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa @ Silky's Pub
Feb 19 @ 6:30 pm

Fool Moon PickUp Trail out of Silky’s Pub

I’ll supply circle beers and flour. Bring a light and some folding money.

You won’t be sorry.

Hash #1867 CockPass- Cocksmitten and SleE-Z Pass @ OTB North Park
Feb 24 @ 2:00 pm

Sunday FEB 24.
Trail is A to B, 3-4 miles, some shiggy, Fido friendly but on-out and apres are not so use your best half-minded judgement.

$5 Hash Cash to help cover Food and Ice-kating at Apres. Circle will be in the parking lot across from The Skating rink because no adult beverages are allowed inside. (However the Manager encouraged parking lot beers and said adult hockey league does the same.)

The rink is an outdoor rink so please have dry bag clothes that are warm enough to skate outside and skates if you have ’em. (Dry Bag and skates can be left in SleE-Z’s car, she’ll be parked at the rink. There is a snack bar with seating and some other benches inside. Dinner and non alcoholic (boo) beverages on the hares. If you have gluten, dairy, meat or other food issues please let SleE-Z know ASAP so there is a backup option–we don’t want to kill ya.