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DS # 50 – Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler 6:30 pm
DS # 50 – Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler @ Mad Mex, Waterworks
Apr 5 @ 6:30 pm
Holy shit we’re old! 50 trails already! Who: Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler Where: Mad Mex Waterworks When: April 5, meet at 6:30pm, on our at 7pm Why: To run a harder longer trail and …
Hash #1873 WMD’s 50th Beerthday Hash 2:00 pm
Hash #1873 WMD’s 50th Beerthday Hash @ Zone28
Apr 7 @ 2:00 pm
Hares:  WMD & Kunt Spel Jill (KSJ) Where:  Zone28 – 2525 Freeport Road, Harmar, PA 15238 When:  Sunday, April 7th – 2PM WMD is turning 50.  He wants to celebrate his beerthday with an adventurous …
PITT H3 #191 – Beets and Asscavator 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #191 – Beets and Asscavator @ Spring Hill Brewing
Apr 11 @ 6:30 pm
They close @ 10 so ya may wanna park on the streets surrounding if ya think we may not get back in time…. Also try and take spaces further from the entrance out of consideration …
Hash #1874 Green Mile 2:00 pm
Hash #1874 Green Mile @ McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon
Apr 14 @ 2:00 pm
Sunday April 14th we’ll start at McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon. 3925 Willow Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15234. Free street parking on willow or you can take the trolley to Willow station. They don’t open …
TN@#45: Bachelorette Party Hash! 6:30 pm
TN@#45: Bachelorette Party Hash! @ Refucilo Winery
Apr 17 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
TN@#45: Bachelorette Party Hash! @ Refucilo Winery | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Do you have an old bridesmaid dress in your closet gathering dust? Put it on and join 4 harriettes who are getting married this year for the first TN@ Bachelorette Hash! You might want to …
Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag 12:30 pm
Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag @ Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse
Apr 20 @ 12:30 pm
Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag Where: Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse, 225 Commercial Ave, Aspinwall, PA 15215   When: Saturday, April the 20th at 12:30 PM meet-up and On out at 1 PM. …
PITT H3 #192 – Urethra Franklin and Cock In A Net 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #192 – Urethra Franklin and Cock In A Net @ Dad's pub brinton road
Apr 25 @ 6:30 pm
Thirty-three years ago a disaster like none other took place. Not since the advent of hashing has the world dealt with such a disruptive force. It laid waste to an area that still can’t be …
Hash #1876: White Dress Run & 4 Hash Weddings 2:00 pm
Hash #1876: White Dress Run & 4 Hash Weddings @ Enix Brewing Company
Apr 27 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1876: White Dress Run & 4 Hash Weddings @ Enix Brewing Company | Homestead | Pennsylvania | United States
Grab your white dresses and celebrate with EIGHT, that’s right EIGHT, half-minds getting married this year! This may be the first and only white dress run, so hit up Goodwill and bring your finest, tackiest …

Hash #1863 Green Mile and Sherpes @ Murphy's Tap Room
Jan 27 @ 2:00 pm

Green Mile and Sherpes will co-hare. Regent Square hash start. contra-hash. 2PM Sunday. Bring a light, as it gets dark early, and we don’t guarantee how this trail is gonna end…

PITT H3 #186 – The Kois’ Are Back In Town @ Black Beauty Lounge
Jan 31 @ 6:30 pm

The Koi’s are back in town. Actually we never left but I liked the ring of that. Anyways it’s going to be fucking cold Thursday. Like really really fucking cold. So put on your warmest fish gear and come meet us at the Black Beauty Lounge. Bring extra cash so that you can buy Pookie a drink and maybe she will help you warm back up after trail.

Feb 1 @ 6:30 pm

Hare needed for this DS. This trail can be done on either Friday or Saturday, and lets aim for doing it outside of the city limits!

We moved the DS overnight since the first date didn’t work out.

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Hash #1864 Spinny @ Les Getz Memorial Park
Feb 3 @ 6:00 am

Bend Overture has one last request of us! When better to make good on our promise than her birthday weekend! It was her desire to have a few of her ashes left at one of her favorite places to run to and watch the sunrise!
Please join us for an early trail Sunday, February 3rd. Meet at 6 AM with an on out between 630/645 AM. Get there early to pick your favorite hat to wear from Bendy’s wacky hat collection! Sunrise will be viewed from Bendy’s favorite spot while enjoying some mimosas at 7:26. From here, trail will continue as normal, flat and shiggy free with beer. Brunch to follow.
Please park at Les Getz Park (7000 Church Street) and walk up to meet at Sir Vix & Handycock’s: 7224 Church St Swissvale Pa 15218. Trail is A to A. ABSOLUTLY NO DOGS ALLOWED! Bring a vessel and a dry bag.

Please contact us if you would like directions for the sunrise only.

Hash #1865 HLT and T-Bag @ Cobblehaus Brewing Company
Feb 10 @ 2:00 pm

Who: HLT & T-Bag
What: Hash 1865
Where: Cobblehaus Brewing Company
1021 5th Ave, Coraopolis PA 15108
When: Sunday February 10, 2019 @ 2PM

Join HLT & T-Bag for an afternoon of hills and most likely mud with how the weather has been. There is a possible chance for your feet to get wet if you’re clumsy. Trail beer and circle on the hares, before and after on you.
Dogs: You know your dog better than I do. Check the weather and be cautious with them. There will be mud and stream crossings. Nobody wants your dog freezing because of getting wet during this time of the year.The start and apres aren’t dog friendly

Apres: Sidelines Beer House
518 Locust Pl, Sewickley, PA 15143

PITT H3 #187 – Moon and Drunk Dynasty @ Southern Tier Brewery
Feb 14 @ 6:30 pm

Drunk dynasty and Moon present the

Isn’t It Romantic 

Valentine’s Day Hash

You can’t get lei’d unless you are wearing sexy underwear

Thursday, February 14th @ 6:30

Southern Tier Brewery

316 N Shore Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

This trail will be fast, flat and dry, pick two

Moon 412-310-3741

CANCELLED!!!! DARK SIDE – DarkSide Overnight
Feb 15 @ 11:00 am
The first choice for the DarkSide overnight didn’t work out. We’ll be starting from the same place as last year, TBC and Cockll’s house.
Come prepared to run a harder, longer trail and to enjoy the heck out of it!
Hash #1866 – Sloppy 5ths -ICP, Scrum, Gaggle @ Hob Nob-Pearl's Cafe 2
Feb 17 @ 2:00 pm

Who:ICP, Scrum, Gaggle
What: Hash #1866 – Sloppy 5ths
Where: Hob Nob-Pearl’s Cafe 2
4025 Homestead Duquesne Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122, USA
When: Sunday February 17, 2019 @ 2PM

Why: Because it’s Sunday and the first Sunday after Valentines day, which means this trail is the sloppy seconds or 5ths at this point? Expect hills and some shiggy, bring some cash for a possible contra stop and ID. Trail will probably be dog friendly but the bar and contra stop probably won’t be.

FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa @ Silky's Pub
Feb 19 @ 6:30 pm

Fool Moon PickUp Trail out of Silky’s Pub

I’ll supply circle beers and flour. Bring a light and some folding money.

You won’t be sorry.

Hash #1867 CockPass- Cocksmitten and SleE-Z Pass @ OTB North Park
Feb 24 @ 2:00 pm

Sunday FEB 24.
Trail is A to B, 3-4 miles, some shiggy, Fido friendly but on-out and apres are not so use your best half-minded judgement.

$5 Hash Cash to help cover Food and Ice-kating at Apres. Circle will be in the parking lot across from The Skating rink because no adult beverages are allowed inside. (However the Manager encouraged parking lot beers and said adult hockey league does the same.)

The rink is an outdoor rink so please have dry bag clothes that are warm enough to skate outside and skates if you have ’em. (Dry Bag and skates can be left in SleE-Z’s car, she’ll be parked at the rink. There is a snack bar with seating and some other benches inside. Dinner and non alcoholic (boo) beverages on the hares. If you have gluten, dairy, meat or other food issues please let SleE-Z know ASAP so there is a backup option–we don’t want to kill ya.