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Hash #V1 – Beer Lovers go Nuts in May 6:30 pm
Hash #V1 – Beer Lovers go Nuts in May
May 4 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
Beer Lovers go Nuts in May, Pittsburgh Hash #V1 (was Hash #1929) Hares: Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat It’s that time of year again: the time to drink good beer and celebrate the longer days by …
Hash #V2 – Nuts in May #2 6:30 pm
Hash #V2 – Nuts in May #2
May 11 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
Beer Lovers go Nuts in May, Pittsburgh Hash #V2 Hares: Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat Where: Your Neighborhood (directions below) Virtual Circle: on zoom Hash Cash: FREE (Or donate to the PGH Food Bank) Start Time: …
TN@ #58: Dildo Bingo! (virtual hash event) 6:30 pm
TN@ #58: Dildo Bingo! (virtual hash event)
May 15 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ #58: Dildo Bingo! (virtual hash event)
When: Friday, May 15th, 6:30pm meet up, 7pm game start Where: At your home on Zoom Hash cash: $0 (BYOB!) How: Register by 5/14 by midnight by emailing dirtygerbilhhh @ gmail Harriettes: Steph Infection, Ear …
Hash #V3 – Socially Spread Out Nuts [in May] 6:30 pm
Hash #V3 – Socially Spread Out Nuts [in May]
May 18 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
Socially Spread Out Nuts [in May] – Hash #V3 Hare: Swamp Bitch On Out: 6:30 pm Directions: You will need to carry a cell phone and your beverage of choice on trail. Keep to your …

Hash #1864 Spinny @ Les Getz Memorial Park
Feb 3 @ 6:00 am

Bend Overture has one last request of us! When better to make good on our promise than her birthday weekend! It was her desire to have a few of her ashes left at one of her favorite places to run to and watch the sunrise!
Please join us for an early trail Sunday, February 3rd. Meet at 6 AM with an on out between 630/645 AM. Get there early to pick your favorite hat to wear from Bendy’s wacky hat collection! Sunrise will be viewed from Bendy’s favorite spot while enjoying some mimosas at 7:26. From here, trail will continue as normal, flat and shiggy free with beer. Brunch to follow.
Please park at Les Getz Park (7000 Church Street) and walk up to meet at Sir Vix & Handycock’s: 7224 Church St Swissvale Pa 15218. Trail is A to A. ABSOLUTLY NO DOGS ALLOWED! Bring a vessel and a dry bag.

Please contact us if you would like directions for the sunrise only.

Hash #1865 HLT and T-Bag @ Cobblehaus Brewing Company
Feb 10 @ 2:00 pm

Who: HLT & T-Bag
What: Hash 1865
Where: Cobblehaus Brewing Company
1021 5th Ave, Coraopolis PA 15108
When: Sunday February 10, 2019 @ 2PM

Join HLT & T-Bag for an afternoon of hills and most likely mud with how the weather has been. There is a possible chance for your feet to get wet if you’re clumsy. Trail beer and circle on the hares, before and after on you.
Dogs: You know your dog better than I do. Check the weather and be cautious with them. There will be mud and stream crossings. Nobody wants your dog freezing because of getting wet during this time of the year.The start and apres aren’t dog friendly

Apres: Sidelines Beer House
518 Locust Pl, Sewickley, PA 15143

Hash #1866 – Sloppy 5ths -ICP, Scrum, Gaggle @ Hob Nob-Pearl's Cafe 2
Feb 17 @ 2:00 pm

Who:ICP, Scrum, Gaggle
What: Hash #1866 – Sloppy 5ths
Where: Hob Nob-Pearl’s Cafe 2
4025 Homestead Duquesne Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122, USA
When: Sunday February 17, 2019 @ 2PM

Why: Because it’s Sunday and the first Sunday after Valentines day, which means this trail is the sloppy seconds or 5ths at this point? Expect hills and some shiggy, bring some cash for a possible contra stop and ID. Trail will probably be dog friendly but the bar and contra stop probably won’t be.

Hash #1867 CockPass- Cocksmitten and SleE-Z Pass @ OTB North Park
Feb 24 @ 2:00 pm

Sunday FEB 24.
Trail is A to B, 3-4 miles, some shiggy, Fido friendly but on-out and apres are not so use your best half-minded judgement.

$5 Hash Cash to help cover Food and Ice-kating at Apres. Circle will be in the parking lot across from The Skating rink because no adult beverages are allowed inside. (However the Manager encouraged parking lot beers and said adult hockey league does the same.)

The rink is an outdoor rink so please have dry bag clothes that are warm enough to skate outside and skates if you have ’em. (Dry Bag and skates can be left in SleE-Z’s car, she’ll be parked at the rink. There is a snack bar with seating and some other benches inside. Dinner and non alcoholic (boo) beverages on the hares. If you have gluten, dairy, meat or other food issues please let SleE-Z know ASAP so there is a backup option–we don’t want to kill ya.

Hash #1868 Whistlepig Crew – Tight-E, Major, and Bonerz @ Pub In The Park
Mar 3 @ 2:00 pm

Yup, you read that right! Bonerz is traveling across the globe to visit so we decided to get the Whistlepig Crew back together for the occasion. I know what you’re thinking, another Swissvale hash?? Well, have no fear, Whistlepigs never disappoint and we’re making sure there’s little overlap with the previous trails.

Apres will be at Major Pecker’s house. Address will be provided on trail or hit up one of the hares if you plan to pimp the apres.

Hash #1869 International Women’s Day + 1 Hash Sherpes @ Mad Mex Shady Side
Mar 9 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1869 International Women's Day + 1 Hash Sherpes @ Mad Mex Shady Side | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
 Shadyside has permit parking on Saturday. There is no residential parking permit required for nearby Shady Avenue and the streets east of Shady. Park there and walk to nearby Highland Ave for On-Start.
apres at Sherpes house, 530 Glen Arden Dr, 15208
Hash #1870 AC/DC, Just Cathy, Putin OTD, Squirreleo & T-Boner @ The Port Vue Pub
Mar 17 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1870 AC/DC, Just Cathy, Putin OTD, Squirreleo & T-Boner @ The Port Vue Pub | McKeesport | Pennsylvania | United States

What: The March Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration Hash #1870

Where: The Port Vue Pub – 305 Laredo St, 15133 (trail is A to A)

When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! March 17th, 2:00 Pee Ehm.

Your Hares: AC/DC, Honeynut Squirreleo, Just Cathy, Putin OTD and T-Boner

Cum one, cum all, to the March Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration Hash! It’ll be the kind of trail that you’ve come to expect from AC/DC and Squirreleo. We’ve got Just Cathy to bring out the Irish in ya and peppering in a bit of Putin’s snarkeyness, balanced with the sanity that T-Boner brings and you’ll enjoy a short, flat, dry, shiggy free trail. Statistically, the whole thing is on pavement and newly mowed lawns. Keep in mind though, statistics (and hares) often lie.

Trail will be suitable for hashers of all kinds. Walkers, wankers, runners, auto hashers, virgins, little ones in backpacks, big ones in backpacks, preggos, doggos, purrry things, whatever you bring that you can keep on a leash. It’s for those who watch NASCAR for the car crashes or who enjoy amateur midget porn. Fornicators, MastRUbaters, Glutard Weirdos, Leg Humpers and other people of low moral standing are all welcome. Hell, you might as well bring your mom too! Be sure, however, to bring your lowest expectations. It’s a Hashy Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration!

I have put in for unpleasant weather so dress appropriately (and by that, I mean slutty) and maybe sport some Irish green.

The Apres will be held at the most prestigious pub in all of Port View, The Port Vue Pub. It’s here where the beer is cold, the food is cheap and the bartender’s best friend is friends with the bus driver who carted us to the start of one of Moon’s trails in Hays about 4 or 5 years ago. They know of us and they’re not afraid.

Who’s Beerthday is in this month: AC/DC, Cock Stroker, Just Cathy, Moon, Squirreleo, Tightee, Tittsburgh, Twat’s Up Cock and maybe more. Am I missing anyone?

Why so many Hares? Time passes, and the youth and vigor of Squirreleo’s l?i?v?e?r? everything doesn’t last forever. He needs this much help hauling the flour.

Will there be beer? You betcha. If you don’t finish trail with a bit of fog in your half-mind, you’ve done something wrong.

NO HASH CASH. Trail beer and down downs are on the Hares; beer and food, before and after trail, is on you.

Dry Bag? Hum, it’ll be a toasty 30 or 40 maybe 50 degrees; your wet socks will help keep you cool.

Fido Friendly? Your dog will love the trail portion of this hash while being free to pee anywhere he/she wants to. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), that excludes the interior of the Port Vue Pub.

So cum for the celebration, the sights, the sounds and stay for the smells. Sprawling scenic vistas will dot this mad lib of an escapade but you’ll probably find something to complain about. What this trail suffers for in length, it will make up for in girth. GUAR-ON-ON-TEED.

Questions? Call Squirreleo: 412-737-2318

Hash #1871 Green Dress 2019 – Moon and Steph Infection @ Krazy Karen's
Mar 23 @ 2:00 pm

Cum one Cum All to Moon’s Beerthday Green Dress Extravaganza.

Why? We drink, we hash, we sing silly songs, we drink and MOON-why not? Trail will be between 3-4 miles, on-out and apres at Krazy Karen’s. Trail is Fido friendly but Karen’s is not so best to leave your pupper at home to party without you…that’s what pup wants anyway.

Pork BBQ, Rigatoni, Moon Cakes and a surprise treat will also be provided by your Fab-u-lous hares but please bring an item to share and spice up the variety—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Friends of the Riverfront.
Cost Includes: Trail and Circle beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

Everybody wants a piece of Moon and Pittsburgh GDR 2019 gives you to chance to win one of a kind, certified pieces of Moon donated by the lovely Rex, for charity you wankers!

Other baskets will be raffled off as well, and basket donations will be gladly accepted, so please make sure you have extra cash on hand if you want a chance to win certified pieces of Moon and other fun goodies!

Contact Moon for sexual favors and SleE-Z for anything about the event

Green Dress

Your Best Green Dress, Extra Cash for Donations, Cash for Krazy Karen’s (she may have a credit card machine by the time of the event

Hash #1872 Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride.
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm

Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. On/out 408 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA. Fido friendly, but the house is not. A to A. Allegheny City brewery. Food truck on the Hashers for Apres. Trail & circle beer on hares. No hash cash. Sights, Steps& hills exploring the N. Side. One Contra stop along trail. We’ll try to keep you upright and your feet dry.

Hash #1873 WMD’s 50th Beerthday Hash @ Zone28
Apr 7 @ 2:00 pm

Hares:  WMD & Kunt Spel Jill (KSJ)

Where:  Zone28 – 2525 Freeport Road, Harmar, PA 15238

When:  Sunday, April 7th – 2PM

WMD is turning 50.  He wants to celebrate his beerthday with an adventurous hash.  Trail may include:  beautiful vistas, manicured trails, eagle viewing, trespassing, unmarked abandoned mine shafts, bears, quick sand, locals on quads with guns, a river crossing, Big Foot, hookers and blow.

Seriously:  Trail is ~5 miles, wide open, lots of elevation change, not stroller friendly.

$5 hash cash gets you trail beer/snacks and a pizza buffet at the apres.  Zone28 has a nice selection of craft beers.  Pre/post hash libations are contra as WMD lives in Shaler, not Fox Chapel.

Trail is dog friendly.  The apres is not.

Lonely?  Bored?  Have bedroom issues?  Call Moon.  Otherwise contact WMD at 724-816-0804.