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Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom 2:00 pm
Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom @ Casa de PeeGurglar
Nov 3 @ 2:00 pm
Who: Defender of Peedom Where: Casa de PeeGurglar When: November 3, 2019 @2:00 pm UHAUL leaves promptly @2:30 pm *SPECIAL NOTES* Please carpool if possible. Try not to take my neighbor’s parking spots, they usually …
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PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor @ Bull Dogs Pub
Nov 7 @ 6:30 pm
ThanksKilling Trail Cum join ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor The turkeys have grown tired of Thanksgiving and decided to summon the mighty turkey warrior Turkie to slay anyone who dares venture into the woods …
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Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail 1:30 pm
Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail @ Sto-Rox Middle School
Nov 10 @ 1:30 pm
Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and MisterRogers(412-657-7845) Apres: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Neville Island, PA 15225 Cum out for a shiggarific romp through MisterRogers’s Netherworld, where you’ll feel like Dorothy in Oz (“Vines, and jaggers, and …
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Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls 2:00 pm
Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls @ Grist House
Nov 17 @ 2:00 pm
Hared by AC/DC and ABS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. The groom is wearing his best dress and the bride is wearing her best hash suit. The hares are getting married. This. is. a Hash. Wedding. …
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PITT H3 #209 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #209
Nov 21 @ 6:30 pm
Shriveled Dickey
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DarkSide #56 – Plea Barkin 6:30 pm
DarkSide #56 – Plea Barkin
Nov 26 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Plea Barkin Where: TBD When: Oct 28th Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
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Sandturkey 6:30 pm
Sandturkey
Nov 27 @ 6:30 pm
Sirvix
TN@#53: HARRIETTE NEEDED! 6:30 pm
TN@#53: HARRIETTE NEEDED!
Nov 27 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.
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DARK SIDE #48 – HARE NEEDED
Feb 1 @ 6:30 pm

Hare needed for this DS. This trail can be done on either Friday or Saturday, and lets aim for doing it outside of the city limits!

We moved the DS overnight since the first date didn’t work out.

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

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Hash #1864 Spinny @ Les Getz Memorial Park
Feb 3 @ 6:00 am

Bend Overture has one last request of us! When better to make good on our promise than her birthday weekend! It was her desire to have a few of her ashes left at one of her favorite places to run to and watch the sunrise!
Please join us for an early trail Sunday, February 3rd. Meet at 6 AM with an on out between 630/645 AM. Get there early to pick your favorite hat to wear from Bendy’s wacky hat collection! Sunrise will be viewed from Bendy’s favorite spot while enjoying some mimosas at 7:26. From here, trail will continue as normal, flat and shiggy free with beer. Brunch to follow.
Please park at Les Getz Park (7000 Church Street) and walk up to meet at Sir Vix & Handycock’s: 7224 Church St Swissvale Pa 15218. Trail is A to A. ABSOLUTLY NO DOGS ALLOWED! Bring a vessel and a dry bag.

Please contact us if you would like directions for the sunrise only.

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Hash #1865 HLT and T-Bag @ Cobblehaus Brewing Company
Feb 10 @ 2:00 pm

Who: HLT & T-Bag
What: Hash 1865
Where: Cobblehaus Brewing Company
1021 5th Ave, Coraopolis PA 15108
When: Sunday February 10, 2019 @ 2PM

Join HLT & T-Bag for an afternoon of hills and most likely mud with how the weather has been. There is a possible chance for your feet to get wet if you’re clumsy. Trail beer and circle on the hares, before and after on you.
Dogs: You know your dog better than I do. Check the weather and be cautious with them. There will be mud and stream crossings. Nobody wants your dog freezing because of getting wet during this time of the year.The start and apres aren’t dog friendly

Apres: Sidelines Beer House
518 Locust Pl, Sewickley, PA 15143

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PITT H3 #187 – Moon and Drunk Dynasty @ Southern Tier Brewery
Feb 14 @ 6:30 pm

Drunk dynasty and Moon present the

Isn’t It Romantic 

Valentine’s Day Hash

You can’t get lei’d unless you are wearing sexy underwear

Thursday, February 14th @ 6:30

Southern Tier Brewery

316 N Shore Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

This trail will be fast, flat and dry, pick two

Moon 412-310-3741

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CANCELLED!!!! DARK SIDE – DarkSide Overnight
Feb 15 @ 11:00 am
!!CANCELED!!
The first choice for the DarkSide overnight didn’t work out. We’ll be starting from the same place as last year, TBC and Cockll’s house.
 
Come prepared to run a harder, longer trail and to enjoy the heck out of it!
 
!! CANCELLED!!
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Hash #1866 – Sloppy 5ths -ICP, Scrum, Gaggle @ Hob Nob-Pearl's Cafe 2
Feb 17 @ 2:00 pm

Who:ICP, Scrum, Gaggle
What: Hash #1866 – Sloppy 5ths
Where: Hob Nob-Pearl’s Cafe 2
4025 Homestead Duquesne Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122, USA
When: Sunday February 17, 2019 @ 2PM

Why: Because it’s Sunday and the first Sunday after Valentines day, which means this trail is the sloppy seconds or 5ths at this point? Expect hills and some shiggy, bring some cash for a possible contra stop and ID. Trail will probably be dog friendly but the bar and contra stop probably won’t be.

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FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa @ Silky's Pub
Feb 19 @ 6:30 pm

Fool Moon PickUp Trail out of Silky’s Pub

I’ll supply circle beers and flour. Bring a light and some folding money.

You won’t be sorry.

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Hash #1867 CockPass- Cocksmitten and SleE-Z Pass @ OTB North Park
Feb 24 @ 2:00 pm

Sunday FEB 24.
Trail is A to B, 3-4 miles, some shiggy, Fido friendly but on-out and apres are not so use your best half-minded judgement.

$5 Hash Cash to help cover Food and Ice-kating at Apres. Circle will be in the parking lot across from The Skating rink because no adult beverages are allowed inside. (However the Manager encouraged parking lot beers and said adult hockey league does the same.)

The rink is an outdoor rink so please have dry bag clothes that are warm enough to skate outside and skates if you have ’em. (Dry Bag and skates can be left in SleE-Z’s car, she’ll be parked at the rink. There is a snack bar with seating and some other benches inside. Dinner and non alcoholic (boo) beverages on the hares. If you have gluten, dairy, meat or other food issues please let SleE-Z know ASAP so there is a backup option–we don’t want to kill ya.

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TN@#43: BitchinHeat & Oodles @ Mixtape
Feb 27 @ 6:30 pm

Join Oodles and BitchinHeat in adventure and oddities as we journey through Garfield. Meet at 6:30pm at the Mixtape. (Check them out at mixtapepgh.com; they are doing some really cool things!). On out at 7pm. Apres will be close by the start in a surprise location. (Dogs are unfortunately not allowed at the start or end; we recommend leaving them home, out of the cold and rain.)

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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PITT H3 #188 – Cuffed and Sphincter @ Evergreen Cafe
Feb 28 @ 6:30 pm

I know what you’re thinking, “Those assholes again?” Fear not, dear half-mind, we’re offering an olive branch in solemn observation of a murderversary (and arsonversary?). Leave your climbing harnesses, rope, ice axes, dry bags, yea even your trail shoes, neatly stored in your red dress closet. Road shoes, headlamp, and pepper spray should suffice.

It’s an Evergreen hash in honor of Steve, that other guy, and Vinnie the Thief. $5 hash cash, and this one is actually fido friendly.