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Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom 2:00 pm
Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom @ Casa de PeeGurglar
Nov 3 @ 2:00 pm
Who: Defender of Peedom Where: Casa de PeeGurglar When: November 3, 2019 @2:00 pm UHAUL leaves promptly @2:30 pm *SPECIAL NOTES* Please carpool if possible. Try not to take my neighbor’s parking spots, they usually …
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PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor @ Bull Dogs Pub
Nov 7 @ 6:30 pm
ThanksKilling Trail Cum join ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor The turkeys have grown tired of Thanksgiving and decided to summon the mighty turkey warrior Turkie to slay anyone who dares venture into the woods …
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Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail 1:30 pm
Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail @ Sto-Rox Middle School
Nov 10 @ 1:30 pm
Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and MisterRogers(412-657-7845) Apres: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Neville Island, PA 15225 Cum out for a shiggarific romp through MisterRogers’s Netherworld, where you’ll feel like Dorothy in Oz (“Vines, and jaggers, and …
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Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls 2:00 pm
Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls @ Grist House
Nov 17 @ 2:00 pm
Hared by AC/DC and ABS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. The groom is wearing his best dress and the bride is wearing her best hash suit. The hares are getting married. This. is. a Hash. Wedding. …
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PITT H3 #209 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #209
Nov 21 @ 6:30 pm
Shriveled Dickey
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DarkSide #56 – Plea Barkin 6:30 pm
DarkSide #56 – Plea Barkin
Nov 26 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Plea Barkin Where: TBD When: Oct 28th Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
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Sandturkey 6:30 pm
Sandturkey
Nov 27 @ 6:30 pm
Sirvix
TN@#53: HARRIETTE NEEDED! 6:30 pm
TN@#53: HARRIETTE NEEDED!
Nov 27 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.
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Hash #1868 Whistlepig Crew – Tight-E, Major, and Bonerz @ Pub In The Park
Mar 3 @ 2:00 pm

Yup, you read that right! Bonerz is traveling across the globe to visit so we decided to get the Whistlepig Crew back together for the occasion. I know what you’re thinking, another Swissvale hash?? Well, have no fear, Whistlepigs never disappoint and we’re making sure there’s little overlap with the previous trails.

Apres will be at Major Pecker’s house. Address will be provided on trail or hit up one of the hares if you plan to pimp the apres.

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DS # 49 – HARE NEEDED
Mar 6 @ 9:26 pm

HARE NEEDED! Are you interested? Hit up The Black Clap

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Hash #1869 International Women’s Day + 1 Hash Sherpes @ Mad Mex Shady Side
Mar 9 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1869 International Women's Day + 1 Hash Sherpes @ Mad Mex Shady Side | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
 Shadyside has permit parking on Saturday. There is no residential parking permit required for nearby Shady Avenue and the streets east of Shady. Park there and walk to nearby Highland Ave for On-Start.
apres at Sherpes house, 530 Glen Arden Dr, 15208
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PITT H3 #189 – Hickey and London @ Brook Line N Sinker
Mar 14 @ 6:30 pm

It’s Hickey’s birthday and she didn’t have any other plans.

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Hash #1870 AC/DC, Just Cathy, Putin OTD, Squirreleo & T-Boner @ The Port Vue Pub
Mar 17 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1870 AC/DC, Just Cathy, Putin OTD, Squirreleo & T-Boner @ The Port Vue Pub | McKeesport | Pennsylvania | United States

What: The March Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration Hash #1870

Where: The Port Vue Pub – 305 Laredo St, 15133 (trail is A to A)

When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! March 17th, 2:00 Pee Ehm.

Your Hares: AC/DC, Honeynut Squirreleo, Just Cathy, Putin OTD and T-Boner

Cum one, cum all, to the March Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration Hash! It’ll be the kind of trail that you’ve come to expect from AC/DC and Squirreleo. We’ve got Just Cathy to bring out the Irish in ya and peppering in a bit of Putin’s snarkeyness, balanced with the sanity that T-Boner brings and you’ll enjoy a short, flat, dry, shiggy free trail. Statistically, the whole thing is on pavement and newly mowed lawns. Keep in mind though, statistics (and hares) often lie.

Trail will be suitable for hashers of all kinds. Walkers, wankers, runners, auto hashers, virgins, little ones in backpacks, big ones in backpacks, preggos, doggos, purrry things, whatever you bring that you can keep on a leash. It’s for those who watch NASCAR for the car crashes or who enjoy amateur midget porn. Fornicators, MastRUbaters, Glutard Weirdos, Leg Humpers and other people of low moral standing are all welcome. Hell, you might as well bring your mom too! Be sure, however, to bring your lowest expectations. It’s a Hashy Beerthday / St Patty’s Day Celebration!

I have put in for unpleasant weather so dress appropriately (and by that, I mean slutty) and maybe sport some Irish green.

The Apres will be held at the most prestigious pub in all of Port View, The Port Vue Pub. It’s here where the beer is cold, the food is cheap and the bartender’s best friend is friends with the bus driver who carted us to the start of one of Moon’s trails in Hays about 4 or 5 years ago. They know of us and they’re not afraid.

Who’s Beerthday is in this month: AC/DC, Cock Stroker, Just Cathy, Moon, Squirreleo, Tightee, Tittsburgh, Twat’s Up Cock and maybe more. Am I missing anyone?

Why so many Hares? Time passes, and the youth and vigor of Squirreleo’s l?i?v?e?r? everything doesn’t last forever. He needs this much help hauling the flour.

Will there be beer? You betcha. If you don’t finish trail with a bit of fog in your half-mind, you’ve done something wrong.

NO HASH CASH. Trail beer and down downs are on the Hares; beer and food, before and after trail, is on you.

Dry Bag? Hum, it’ll be a toasty 30 or 40 maybe 50 degrees; your wet socks will help keep you cool.

Fido Friendly? Your dog will love the trail portion of this hash while being free to pee anywhere he/she wants to. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), that excludes the interior of the Port Vue Pub.

So cum for the celebration, the sights, the sounds and stay for the smells. Sprawling scenic vistas will dot this mad lib of an escapade but you’ll probably find something to complain about. What this trail suffers for in length, it will make up for in girth. GUAR-ON-ON-TEED.

Questions? Call Squirreleo: 412-737-2318

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TN@44/ FoolMoon: 3/20 Celebration @ Couch
Mar 20 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Blood moon trail!! Cum one, cum all for a fun little jaunt where where two kennels combine!

We’ll be celebrating this night, so don your party gear: be it hat, horn, or ? ?.  AC/DC is …21! ?… and ABS is celebrating with him in newly acquired divorcee style (~3 years!).

So, join us for a light-hearted, walker-friendly trail.  Let’s party!!  ?

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Hash #1871 Green Dress 2019 – Moon and Steph Infection @ Krazy Karen's
Mar 23 @ 2:00 pm

https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-green-dress-2019

Cum one Cum All to Moon’s Beerthday Green Dress Extravaganza.

Why? We drink, we hash, we sing silly songs, we drink and MOON-why not? Trail will be between 3-4 miles, on-out and apres at Krazy Karen’s. Trail is Fido friendly but Karen’s is not so best to leave your pupper at home to party without you…that’s what pup wants anyway.

Pork BBQ, Rigatoni, Moon Cakes and a surprise treat will also be provided by your Fab-u-lous hares but please bring an item to share and spice up the variety—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Friends of the Riverfront.
Cost Includes: Trail and Circle beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

Everybody wants a piece of Moon and Pittsburgh GDR 2019 gives you to chance to win one of a kind, certified pieces of Moon donated by the lovely Rex, for charity you wankers!

Other baskets will be raffled off as well, and basket donations will be gladly accepted, so please make sure you have extra cash on hand if you want a chance to win certified pieces of Moon and other fun goodies!

Contact Moon for sexual favors and SleE-Z for anything about the event

Green Dress

Your Best Green Dress, Extra Cash for Donations, Cash for Krazy Karen’s (she may have a credit card machine by the time of the event

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DS #52 – Hare Needed
Mar 25 @ 6:30 pm

It’s the day after the Pittsburgh Analversary Weekend.  You’re feeling down in the dumps…the fun it over…..NOT!!!!  Come run your fucking 2 day hangover off with the DarkSide!

Who:  Hare Needed!

Where:  TBD

Why:  To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

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PITT H3 #190 – Another Effing Birthday Trail?! @ Joe's Bar
Mar 28 @ 6:30 pm

Where: Joe’s bar –
4814 Buttermilk Hollow Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122
What:  Because we only have like 12 birthday trails this month, why not throw one more?! Cum out to the edges of town with your hares Double Stuffed, Follow Me Down the Dirty Dick Road, and Shameless Cussy. We may be flaunting the rules starting just past the line of Pittsburgh limits (the gm approved it!) but fear not, we won’t make you stray into the filthy not city for too long. Expect it to be short, flat and dry as your grandma. You may still want trail shoes, shiggy socks, and a headlamp. Afterwards, join us back at the bar to celebrate 2 of our hares’ birthdays with cheap drink specials, whole wings and $1 burgers!

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Hash #1872 Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride.
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm

Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. On/out 408 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA. Fido friendly, but the house is not. A to A. Allegheny City brewery. Food truck on the Hashers for Apres. Trail & circle beer on hares. No hash cash. Sights, Steps& hills exploring the N. Side. One Contra stop along trail. We’ll try to keep you upright and your feet dry.