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PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor @ Bull Dogs Pub
Nov 7 @ 6:30 pm
ThanksKilling Trail Cum join ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor The turkeys have grown tired of Thanksgiving and decided to summon the mighty turkey warrior Turkie to slay anyone who dares venture into the woods …
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PITT H3 #209 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #209 @ Halftime Lounge
Nov 21 @ 6:30 pm
Bar is cash only. Thursday is wing night, kitchen open until 11:00. Fine to park in their lot during the trail.
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PITT H3/TN@#53: Sir Vix and the Ladies Host Sandturkey 6:30 pm
PITT H3/TN@#53: Sir Vix and the Ladies Host Sandturkey @ Birmingham Bridge Tavern
Nov 27 @ 6:30 pm
It’s that time of year again – A PITT TRAIL ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT -that is also a regularly scheduled TN@ trail and EVERYONE is welcome!!! It’s the 7th Annual Sandturkey!! Join us for this …
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TN@44/ FoolMoon: 3/20 Celebration @ Couch
Mar 20 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Blood moon trail!! Cum one, cum all for a fun little jaunt where where two kennels combine!

We’ll be celebrating this night, so don your party gear: be it hat, horn, or ? ?.  AC/DC is …21! ?… and ABS is celebrating with him in newly acquired divorcee style (~3 years!).

So, join us for a light-hearted, walker-friendly trail.  Let’s party!!  ?

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PITT H3 #190 – Another Effing Birthday Trail?! @ Joe's Bar
Mar 28 @ 6:30 pm

Where: Joe’s bar –
4814 Buttermilk Hollow Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122
What:  Because we only have like 12 birthday trails this month, why not throw one more?! Cum out to the edges of town with your hares Double Stuffed, Follow Me Down the Dirty Dick Road, and Shameless Cussy. We may be flaunting the rules starting just past the line of Pittsburgh limits (the gm approved it!) but fear not, we won’t make you stray into the filthy not city for too long. Expect it to be short, flat and dry as your grandma. You may still want trail shoes, shiggy socks, and a headlamp. Afterwards, join us back at the bar to celebrate 2 of our hares’ birthdays with cheap drink specials, whole wings and $1 burgers!

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PITT H3 #191 – Beets and Asscavator @ Spring Hill Brewing
Apr 11 @ 6:30 pm

They close @ 10 so ya may wanna park on the streets surrounding if ya think we may not get back in time…. Also try and take spaces further from the entrance out of consideration for their other patrons. Probably wanna leave Fido @ home unless you’re ok with carrying your doggo. Snacks will not be limited to emoji-cookies. Expect very little from this trail and you will likely leave thoroughly disappointed.

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Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag @ Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse
Apr 20 @ 12:30 pm

Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag

Where: Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse, 225 Commercial Ave, Aspinwall, PA 15215
 
When: Saturday, April the 20th at 12:30 PM meet-up and On out at 1 PM.
 
Cost: Hash Cash of $10 gets you beer before, beers on trail and then pizza and MORE beer at the apres.
 
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Follow the Pgh Craft Beer Week hares once again as they forgo the reasoning that the Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week has been canceled and follow through with their yearly dedication of helping Caliente Pizza and Draft House raise money for a local charity. We will gather in the upstairs banquet room before and after the run. Take the stairway to the left of the regular Caliente entrance. Parking is across the street or anywhere you can find it. It is metered parking, bring change.
 
Meet and greet chalk talk 12:30 to 1PM – $10 Hash Cash
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PITT H3 #192 – Urethra Franklin and Cock In A Net @ Dad's pub brinton road
Apr 25 @ 6:30 pm

Thirty-three years ago a disaster like none other took place. Not since the advent of hashing has the world dealt with such a disruptive force. It laid waste to an area that still can’t be visited. That force was the devastating nuclear meltdown of Chernobyl. Pitt Hash #192 is going to bring these 2 forces together. We found a mini-reactor on the internets and set it to blow! Will you be able to get to it in time to shut it down before it melts down? Since we are legits worried that you all will fail… trail is slightly outside of city limits. If we blow up Braddock Hills – Eh?!? If we blow up Pittsburgh, there goes all future PITTH3 hashes!
Trail will have some surprises for you to find that will help you on your quest. Bring your Russian Tuxedos, bring your lights, and bring your will to save humanity. We will provide the beers vodka, and snacks on trail. Dad’s Pub is open until 10 so bring a couple bucks as we plan on ordering a couple pizzas to munch on after trail if we survive!

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PITT H3 #193 – Tight-E and 2Birds @ Stack'd Oakland
May 9 @ 6:30 pm

Come on out for a good ol’ Pitt trail with Tight E and 2 Birds.

Where: Stack’d Oakland 3716 Forbes Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15213
When: May 9 meet at 6:30, hares away at 7

Parking in Oakland sucks but the Forbes Semple garage on Meyren Ave has a flat rate of $6 after 4pm.

There will be shiggy, shiggy socks/long pants are recommended.

Trail is not necessarily dog friendly, bring dogs at your own discretion.

The kitchen at Stack’d is open until 11pm.

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Hash #1879 FOOL Moon R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash -Moon @ Allegheny City Brewery
May 18 @ 3:00 pm

R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash, Saturday May 18th at 3pm

Allegheny City Brewery, 507 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

It looks like we’ll have some unsuspecting “Ahta tahn” hashers so how better to greet them to Pixburgh than to take them up some godforsaken hills to sip local brews.

All contra all the time, Moon 412-310-3741

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PITT H3 #194 – Anal Eaze, ICP, and Wheelbarrow Willie @ The Huddle
May 23 @ 6:30 pm

It’s almost Anal Eaze’s birthday! And she came up with the totally original idea of haring a birthday trail! ICP and Wheelbarrow Willie were so dazzled by her plan, they decided to tag along!

Since you’ll be dressed in your party best, expect a flat, dry, shiggy-free trail. On out is at The Huddle. They’re cash only but have an ATM inside. They also have good food until 11:00! Trail will not  be super dog-friendly.

The Huddle
1648 Broadway Avenue
Pittsburgh PA 15216

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PITT H3- #195 Koi Boi Pre-lube trail @ Cinderlands Warehouse
May 30 @ 6:30 pm

Fuck it, we’ll do it live.

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PITT H3 #196 – Barely Man-Below and Moon @ Independent Brewing Co
Jun 6 @ 6:30 pm

Portland Takeover June 6th at 6:30

Independent Brewing Co.
1704 Shady Ave. 15217
Barely Manbelow and Moon promise to keep it weird and squirrelly.