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Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom 2:00 pm
Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom @ Casa de PeeGurglar
Nov 3 @ 2:00 pm
Who: Defender of Peedom Where: Casa de PeeGurglar When: November 3, 2019 @2:00 pm UHAUL leaves promptly @2:30 pm *SPECIAL NOTES* Please carpool if possible. Try not to take my neighbor’s parking spots, they usually …
Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail 1:30 pm
Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail @ Sto-Rox Middle School
Nov 10 @ 1:30 pm
Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and MisterRogers(412-657-7845) Apres: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Neville Island, PA 15225 Cum out for a shiggarific romp through MisterRogers’s Netherworld, where you’ll feel like Dorothy in Oz (“Vines, and jaggers, and …
Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls 2:00 pm
Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls @ Grist House
Nov 17 @ 2:00 pm
Hared by AC/DC and ABS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. The groom is wearing his best dress and the bride is wearing her best hash suit. The hares are getting married. This. is. a Hash. Wedding. …

Hash #1871 Green Dress 2019 – Moon and Steph Infection @ Krazy Karen's
Mar 23 @ 2:00 pm

Cum one Cum All to Moon’s Beerthday Green Dress Extravaganza.

Why? We drink, we hash, we sing silly songs, we drink and MOON-why not? Trail will be between 3-4 miles, on-out and apres at Krazy Karen’s. Trail is Fido friendly but Karen’s is not so best to leave your pupper at home to party without you…that’s what pup wants anyway.

Pork BBQ, Rigatoni, Moon Cakes and a surprise treat will also be provided by your Fab-u-lous hares but please bring an item to share and spice up the variety—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Friends of the Riverfront.
Cost Includes: Trail and Circle beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

Everybody wants a piece of Moon and Pittsburgh GDR 2019 gives you to chance to win one of a kind, certified pieces of Moon donated by the lovely Rex, for charity you wankers!

Other baskets will be raffled off as well, and basket donations will be gladly accepted, so please make sure you have extra cash on hand if you want a chance to win certified pieces of Moon and other fun goodies!

Contact Moon for sexual favors and SleE-Z for anything about the event

Green Dress

Your Best Green Dress, Extra Cash for Donations, Cash for Krazy Karen’s (she may have a credit card machine by the time of the event

Hash #1872 Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride.
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm

Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. On/out 408 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA. Fido friendly, but the house is not. A to A. Allegheny City brewery. Food truck on the Hashers for Apres. Trail & circle beer on hares. No hash cash. Sights, Steps& hills exploring the N. Side. One Contra stop along trail. We’ll try to keep you upright and your feet dry.

Hash #1873 WMD’s 50th Beerthday Hash @ Zone28
Apr 7 @ 2:00 pm

Hares:  WMD & Kunt Spel Jill (KSJ)

Where:  Zone28 – 2525 Freeport Road, Harmar, PA 15238

When:  Sunday, April 7th – 2PM

WMD is turning 50.  He wants to celebrate his beerthday with an adventurous hash.  Trail may include:  beautiful vistas, manicured trails, eagle viewing, trespassing, unmarked abandoned mine shafts, bears, quick sand, locals on quads with guns, a river crossing, Big Foot, hookers and blow.

Seriously:  Trail is ~5 miles, wide open, lots of elevation change, not stroller friendly.

$5 hash cash gets you trail beer/snacks and a pizza buffet at the apres.  Zone28 has a nice selection of craft beers.  Pre/post hash libations are contra as WMD lives in Shaler, not Fox Chapel.

Trail is dog friendly.  The apres is not.

Lonely?  Bored?  Have bedroom issues?  Call Moon.  Otherwise contact WMD at 724-816-0804.

Hash #1874 Green Mile @ McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon
Apr 14 @ 2:00 pm

Sunday April 14th we’ll start at McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon. 3925 Willow Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15234.

Free street parking on willow or you can take the trolley to Willow station. They don’t open til 2 so go to Kimmie’s if you can’t wait. Low distance, low shiggy, low expectations. Cheap wings after though!

Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag @ Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse
Apr 20 @ 12:30 pm

Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag

Where: Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse, 225 Commercial Ave, Aspinwall, PA 15215
When: Saturday, April the 20th at 12:30 PM meet-up and On out at 1 PM.
Cost: Hash Cash of $10 gets you beer before, beers on trail and then pizza and MORE beer at the apres.
Follow the Pgh Craft Beer Week hares once again as they forgo the reasoning that the Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week has been canceled and follow through with their yearly dedication of helping Caliente Pizza and Draft House raise money for a local charity. We will gather in the upstairs banquet room before and after the run. Take the stairway to the left of the regular Caliente entrance. Parking is across the street or anywhere you can find it. It is metered parking, bring change.
Meet and greet chalk talk 12:30 to 1PM – $10 Hash Cash
Hash #1876: White Dress Run & 4 Hash Weddings @ Enix Brewing Company
Apr 27 @ 2:00 pm

Grab your white dresses and celebrate with EIGHT, that’s right EIGHT, half-minds getting married this year! This may be the first and only white dress run, so hit up Goodwill and bring your finest, tackiest white dress. Prizes will be awarded for best dressed! Dog-friendly as along as they’re appropriately dressed for a wedding.

Start: Enix Brewing Company, 337 E 8th Avenue, Homestead, PA 15120
Gather: 2:00pm
On-Out: 2:30pm
Hares: Bitch N’ Heat, Fukstik, Steph Infection, Twerkin, T-Boner, Dirty Gerbil, Whale’s Vagina, EZ 2 Please
Trail: Some shiggy, between 3-5 miles, expect the unexpected.
No hash cash, bring $ for apres.

Hash #1877 “Beer Nuts in May: An Ode to Beer Lovers.” -BitchinHeat, Fuk Stik, Purple Princess @ Park Place Pub
May 6 @ 6:30 pm
May 6th:
Time: 6:00 PM gather, run start promptly at 6:30 pm
Hash Cash: $5 for non-members
Start: Park Place Pub, 5719 Bryant St. Pittsburgh, PA 15206
Apres: Casa de Purple, 528 Mellon St., Pittsburgh, PA 15206
Hares: BitchinHeat, Fuk Stik, Purple Princess
Come join Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, and Purple Princess for an evening of good trails, better beer, and longer days as we start May off with a beer-loving bang, and celebrate the life of Ian Cumming, Monday hashing, and the tradition of Beer Lover’s. There’ll be dirt, shiggy, and some roads on a runnable and fun trail.
Let’s go Nuts in May!
“Nuts in May” is a New York H3 tradition of celebrating the longer days with good trail runs. It was started by Ian Cumming, founder of the Singapore and New York hashes.  Ian was a fixture at the Pittsburgh Campout Weekend from its inception until his passing.
Hash #1878 Nuts In May – Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, Nana Tinkle Taco @ Legends
May 13 @ 6:00 pm
May 13th:
Time: 6:00 PM gather, run start promptly at 6:30pm
Hash Cash: $5 for non-members
Start: Legends, 914 Brownsville Rd., Pittsburgh, PA 15210
Apres: Casa de Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat, 421 Birmingham Ave., Pittsburgh, PA 15210
Hares: Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, Nana Tinkle Taco
Come join Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, and Nana Tinkle Taco for an evening of good trails, better beer, and longer days as we continue to celebrate Monday hashing in May (and the life of long-time Pittsburgh visitor and Singapore Hash Founder Ian Cumming).  There’ll be dirt, shiggy, and some roads on a runnable and fun trail in and around the hill-top communities.  There’ll be both an Eagle and a Chicken loop.
Let’s go Nuts in May!
“Nuts in May” is a New York H3 tradition of celebrating the longer days with good trail runs. It was started by Ian Cumming, founder of the Singapore and New York hashes.  Ian was a fixture at the Pittsburgh Campout Weekend from its inception until his passing.
Hash #1879 FOOL Moon R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash -Moon @ Allegheny City Brewery
May 18 @ 3:00 pm

R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash, Saturday May 18th at 3pm

Allegheny City Brewery, 507 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

It looks like we’ll have some unsuspecting “Ahta tahn” hashers so how better to greet them to Pixburgh than to take them up some godforsaken hills to sip local brews.

All contra all the time, Moon 412-310-3741

Hash #1880 Mac’n’sleaze and Smitten @ Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans
May 26 @ 2:00 pm

Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans

1900 Murray Avenue 15217

Mac and Smitten’s Silver anal-varsity + Mammorial day weak-end smell-lube-ration

Once upon a time some friends decided to go on a journey together.  They expected a mere walk in the park, but it blossomed in surprising ways.  The journey was exhilarating.  It was dangerous.  It was intoxicating.  They navigated ups and downs, twists and turns, dark passageways and labyrinths.  Often they felt lost, confused, and exposed to the elements.  But as the journey unfolded they became stronger and more inebriated.  They were glad to have friends to help them find the way.  As they staggered towards the final stretch, they reckoned they would do it all over again.    And they did.  And there was much rejoicing.

This summer of hash love, with its weddings and babies aplenty, reminds Mac and Smitten of a time when we too were in the throes of sweet new love and as busy as bunnies…way back when yinz younger, snottier whipper-snappers were toddling around with entirely different sorts of bottles, onesies, and mammary obsessions…. Time slips by, and we find ourselves approaching our 25th year of conjugal bliss and the making of Slays.  To commemorate our short, flat, shiggy-free life together, we will lay a suitable trail in the not-so-virgin hash paradise of Squirrel Hill.  We’ll also raise a glass in honor of our veterans.  Join us in Mr Rogers’ neighborhood as we celebrate the many wonderful complexities of hashing, friendship, freedom, and love.

Gather at 2:00 pm at Pastoli’s Pizza.  On-out some measure of hash time after.  Apres 0.5 mile away at 5711 Northumberland.  Portions of trail marked “No Dogs.”  Apres is Fido-friendly but the indoor cat is not.

You can wrestle the cat for nap space if needed before you drive home.

Relationship advice? Contact Smitten 412-951-1440

Viagra prescriptions? Contact Mac 412-354-8825

Questions, concerns about the journey?  You’re on your own, amigi. We’re still trying to figure it all out.