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Hash #1906 – Spermit 2:00 pm
Hash #1906 – Spermit @ South Park Club House
Dec 1 @ 2:00 pm
Is it a Salmon Permit, or a Sperm that’s a Hermit?  Find the answer this and other interesting questions.  No hash cash. Trail is dog-friendly, but the bar is not. Trail and bar are baby-friendly. …
PITT H3 #211 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #211 @ Coach's bottleshop
Dec 5 @ 6:30 pm
All right you salty bitches. It’s the Festivus pre-lube. What better way to get your asses fired up than have a trail in the South Hills?! Don’t have any grievances to air at Festivus yet? …
Hash #1907 – Porn Again Christian’s Festivus 12:00 pm
Hash #1907 – Porn Again Christian’s Festivus @ Casa de Caca
Dec 7 @ 12:00 pm
The days are getting longer and the tempers are getting shorter. There is a subtle taste of salt in the air. That must mean it’s almost time to celebrate Festivus. This year Cream of Mushroom …
TN@ 3rd Annual PAP! 6:00 pm
TN@ 3rd Annual PAP!
Dec 13 @ 6:00 pm
TN@ 3rd Annual PAP!
Our annual TN@ party where all the fun, good things happen! 6:00 PM Crafting Pre-Lube at Rock Bottom 7:00 PM Crafting at Paint Monkey (see below for details) 9:00 PM Bar Crawl! (Locations will be …
Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… 2:00 pm
Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… @ White Eagle
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm
Co-hared by Just Melissa and professor emeritus Honey Nut Squirreleo. Are you ready to take off to the North Pole, where the beer is always cold? Trail should be dog friendly, probably even kid friendly. …
TN@#54: Bitchin Heat & Oodles 6:30 pm
TN@#54: Bitchin Heat & Oodles @ Jingle Bar
Dec 18 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.
PITT H3 #212 – A Very Whaley Xmas 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #212 – A Very Whaley Xmas @ Tramp's
Dec 19 @ 6:30 pm
It’s (almost) the darkest day of the year, so bring a headlamp! This is also the last Pitt H3 trail of the decade. White whale gift exchange following circle, $4 limit. Start is at Tramp’s …
Hash #1909 – Admiral Norton’s Sherpa Gets a Cold Member 2:00 pm
Hash #1909 – Admiral Norton’s Sherpa Gets a Cold Member
Dec 22 @ 2:00 pm
Admiral Norton’s Sherpa gets a Cold Member Theme: Explorer, Naval, or Dogsled Attire Hares: Sherpes, Norton, and Cold Member Location: Hough’s Taproom, 543 Greenfield Ave, Pittsburgh Time: Gather at 2pm, On Out at 2:30
DarkSide #57 – HARE NEEDED 6:30 pm
DarkSide #57 – HARE NEEDED
Dec 26 @ 6:30 pm
DarkSide #57 - HARE NEEDED
Who: HARE NEEDED Where: TBD When: Dec 26 Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!   Twas the day after X-mas, and all through the town Some crazy …
Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting 2:00 pm
Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting @ Waffalonia Youngstown
Dec 29 @ 2:00 pm
Sup half-minds. Come one, come all (but probably few) to the first ever PGH hash to be hosted in, you guessed it – YOUNGSTOWN, OH. You can make here in an hour if you really …
Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) 2:00 pm
Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) @ Hop Farm Brewing
Dec 31 @ 2:00 pm
Calling all you space cowboys, holographic dudettes, and future farmers of America! Come on out for some hashy fun and ring in 2020 hoedown style! Where: THE DOOR NEXT TO the Hop Farm entrance. Knock twice, …

TN@44/ FoolMoon: 3/20 Celebration @ Couch
Mar 20 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Blood moon trail!! Cum one, cum all for a fun little jaunt where where two kennels combine!

We’ll be celebrating this night, so don your party gear: be it hat, horn, or ? ?.  AC/DC is …21! ?… and ABS is celebrating with him in newly acquired divorcee style (~3 years!).

So, join us for a light-hearted, walker-friendly trail.  Let’s party!!  ?

Hash #1871 Green Dress 2019 – Moon and Steph Infection @ Krazy Karen's
Mar 23 @ 2:00 pm

Cum one Cum All to Moon’s Beerthday Green Dress Extravaganza.

Why? We drink, we hash, we sing silly songs, we drink and MOON-why not? Trail will be between 3-4 miles, on-out and apres at Krazy Karen’s. Trail is Fido friendly but Karen’s is not so best to leave your pupper at home to party without you…that’s what pup wants anyway.

Pork BBQ, Rigatoni, Moon Cakes and a surprise treat will also be provided by your Fab-u-lous hares but please bring an item to share and spice up the variety—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Friends of the Riverfront.
Cost Includes: Trail and Circle beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

Everybody wants a piece of Moon and Pittsburgh GDR 2019 gives you to chance to win one of a kind, certified pieces of Moon donated by the lovely Rex, for charity you wankers!

Other baskets will be raffled off as well, and basket donations will be gladly accepted, so please make sure you have extra cash on hand if you want a chance to win certified pieces of Moon and other fun goodies!

Contact Moon for sexual favors and SleE-Z for anything about the event

Green Dress

Your Best Green Dress, Extra Cash for Donations, Cash for Krazy Karen’s (she may have a credit card machine by the time of the event

DS #52 – Hare Needed
Mar 25 @ 6:30 pm

It’s the day after the Pittsburgh Analversary Weekend.  You’re feeling down in the dumps…the fun it over…..NOT!!!!  Come run your fucking 2 day hangover off with the DarkSide!

Who:  Hare Needed!

Where:  TBD

Why:  To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

PITT H3 #190 – Another Effing Birthday Trail?! @ Joe's Bar
Mar 28 @ 6:30 pm

Where: Joe’s bar –
4814 Buttermilk Hollow Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122
What:  Because we only have like 12 birthday trails this month, why not throw one more?! Cum out to the edges of town with your hares Double Stuffed, Follow Me Down the Dirty Dick Road, and Shameless Cussy. We may be flaunting the rules starting just past the line of Pittsburgh limits (the gm approved it!) but fear not, we won’t make you stray into the filthy not city for too long. Expect it to be short, flat and dry as your grandma. You may still want trail shoes, shiggy socks, and a headlamp. Afterwards, join us back at the bar to celebrate 2 of our hares’ birthdays with cheap drink specials, whole wings and $1 burgers!

Hash #1872 Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride.
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm

Just Sims, Just Adam& Squirter& Park Ride. On/out 408 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA. Fido friendly, but the house is not. A to A. Allegheny City brewery. Food truck on the Hashers for Apres. Trail & circle beer on hares. No hash cash. Sights, Steps& hills exploring the N. Side. One Contra stop along trail. We’ll try to keep you upright and your feet dry.

DS # 50 – Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler @ Mad Mex, Waterworks
Apr 5 @ 6:30 pm
Holy shit we’re old! 50 trails already!

Who: Plea Barkin and Scrum Guzzler
Where: Mad Mex Waterworks
When: April 5, meet at 6:30pm, on our at 7pm
Why: To run a harder longer trail and and enjoy the shit out of it!

Hash #1873 WMD’s 50th Beerthday Hash @ Zone28
Apr 7 @ 2:00 pm

Hares:  WMD & Kunt Spel Jill (KSJ)

Where:  Zone28 – 2525 Freeport Road, Harmar, PA 15238

When:  Sunday, April 7th – 2PM

WMD is turning 50.  He wants to celebrate his beerthday with an adventurous hash.  Trail may include:  beautiful vistas, manicured trails, eagle viewing, trespassing, unmarked abandoned mine shafts, bears, quick sand, locals on quads with guns, a river crossing, Big Foot, hookers and blow.

Seriously:  Trail is ~5 miles, wide open, lots of elevation change, not stroller friendly.

$5 hash cash gets you trail beer/snacks and a pizza buffet at the apres.  Zone28 has a nice selection of craft beers.  Pre/post hash libations are contra as WMD lives in Shaler, not Fox Chapel.

Trail is dog friendly.  The apres is not.

Lonely?  Bored?  Have bedroom issues?  Call Moon.  Otherwise contact WMD at 724-816-0804.

PITT H3 #191 – Beets and Asscavator @ Spring Hill Brewing
Apr 11 @ 6:30 pm

They close @ 10 so ya may wanna park on the streets surrounding if ya think we may not get back in time…. Also try and take spaces further from the entrance out of consideration for their other patrons. Probably wanna leave Fido @ home unless you’re ok with carrying your doggo. Snacks will not be limited to emoji-cookies. Expect very little from this trail and you will likely leave thoroughly disappointed.

Hash #1874 Green Mile @ McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon
Apr 14 @ 2:00 pm

Sunday April 14th we’ll start at McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon. 3925 Willow Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15234.

Free street parking on willow or you can take the trolley to Willow station. They don’t open til 2 so go to Kimmie’s if you can’t wait. Low distance, low shiggy, low expectations. Cheap wings after though!

TN@#45: Bachelorette Party Hash! @ Refucilo Winery
Apr 17 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Do you have an old bridesmaid dress in your closet gathering dust? Put it on and join 4 harriettes who are getting married this year for the first TN@ Bachelorette Hash! You might want to bring a little extra cash for bonus bridal shenanigans. Please bring ID and trail is not doggo-friendly.

Location: Refucilo Wine, 907 Western Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15233
Meet up: 6:30 pm
On-out: 7:00 pm
Harriettes: Dirty Gerbil, EZ to Please, Steph Infection & BitchinHeat
Hash cash: $5


*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*