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PITT H3 #211 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #211 @ Coach's bottleshop
Dec 5 @ 6:30 pm
All right you salty bitches. It’s the Festivus pre-lube. What better way to get your asses fired up than have a trail in the South Hills?! Don’t have any grievances to air at Festivus yet? …
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PITT H3 #212 – A Very Whaley Xmas 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #212 – A Very Whaley Xmas @ Tramp's
Dec 19 @ 6:30 pm
It’s (almost) the darkest day of the year, so bring a headlamp! This is also the last Pitt H3 trail of the decade. White whale gift exchange following circle, $4 limit. Start is at Tramp’s …
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PITT H3 #190 – Another Effing Birthday Trail?! @ Joe's Bar
Mar 28 @ 6:30 pm

Where: Joe’s bar –
4814 Buttermilk Hollow Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122
What:  Because we only have like 12 birthday trails this month, why not throw one more?! Cum out to the edges of town with your hares Double Stuffed, Follow Me Down the Dirty Dick Road, and Shameless Cussy. We may be flaunting the rules starting just past the line of Pittsburgh limits (the gm approved it!) but fear not, we won’t make you stray into the filthy not city for too long. Expect it to be short, flat and dry as your grandma. You may still want trail shoes, shiggy socks, and a headlamp. Afterwards, join us back at the bar to celebrate 2 of our hares’ birthdays with cheap drink specials, whole wings and $1 burgers!

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PITT H3 #191 – Beets and Asscavator @ Spring Hill Brewing
Apr 11 @ 6:30 pm

They close @ 10 so ya may wanna park on the streets surrounding if ya think we may not get back in time…. Also try and take spaces further from the entrance out of consideration for their other patrons. Probably wanna leave Fido @ home unless you’re ok with carrying your doggo. Snacks will not be limited to emoji-cookies. Expect very little from this trail and you will likely leave thoroughly disappointed.

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PITT H3 #192 – Urethra Franklin and Cock In A Net @ Dad's pub brinton road
Apr 25 @ 6:30 pm

Thirty-three years ago a disaster like none other took place. Not since the advent of hashing has the world dealt with such a disruptive force. It laid waste to an area that still can’t be visited. That force was the devastating nuclear meltdown of Chernobyl. Pitt Hash #192 is going to bring these 2 forces together. We found a mini-reactor on the internets and set it to blow! Will you be able to get to it in time to shut it down before it melts down? Since we are legits worried that you all will fail… trail is slightly outside of city limits. If we blow up Braddock Hills – Eh?!? If we blow up Pittsburgh, there goes all future PITTH3 hashes!
Trail will have some surprises for you to find that will help you on your quest. Bring your Russian Tuxedos, bring your lights, and bring your will to save humanity. We will provide the beers vodka, and snacks on trail. Dad’s Pub is open until 10 so bring a couple bucks as we plan on ordering a couple pizzas to munch on after trail if we survive!

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P3-H3 (Kids hash) – Mister Weasel
May 5 @ 2:00 pm

Here we go year number four.

What: Mexican culture trail
When: 5/5/2019 @ 2pm
Where: TBD in Frick Park
Why: To celebrate the victory of the Mexican army over the French
How: Miles and Margaritas.

Hare: Mister Weasel

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PITT H3 #193 – Tight-E and 2Birds @ Stack'd Oakland
May 9 @ 6:30 pm

Come on out for a good ol’ Pitt trail with Tight E and 2 Birds.

Where: Stack’d Oakland 3716 Forbes Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15213
When: May 9 meet at 6:30, hares away at 7

Parking in Oakland sucks but the Forbes Semple garage on Meyren Ave has a flat rate of $6 after 4pm.

There will be shiggy, shiggy socks/long pants are recommended.

Trail is not necessarily dog friendly, bring dogs at your own discretion.

The kitchen at Stack’d is open until 11pm.

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PITT H3 #194 – Anal Eaze, ICP, and Wheelbarrow Willie @ The Huddle
May 23 @ 6:30 pm

It’s almost Anal Eaze’s birthday! And she came up with the totally original idea of haring a birthday trail! ICP and Wheelbarrow Willie were so dazzled by her plan, they decided to tag along!

Since you’ll be dressed in your party best, expect a flat, dry, shiggy-free trail. On out is at The Huddle. They’re cash only but have an ATM inside. They also have good food until 11:00! Trail will not  be super dog-friendly.

The Huddle
1648 Broadway Avenue
Pittsburgh PA 15216

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PITT H3- #195 Koi Boi Pre-lube trail @ Cinderlands Warehouse
May 30 @ 6:30 pm

Fuck it, we’ll do it live.

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PITT H3 #196 – Barely Man-Below and Moon @ Independent Brewing Co
Jun 6 @ 6:30 pm

Portland Takeover June 6th at 6:30

Independent Brewing Co.
1704 Shady Ave. 15217
Barely Manbelow and Moon promise to keep it weird and squirrelly.
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PITT H3 #197 – Secret Hare (PA) with Secret cohares @ secret location (Federal Gallery)
Jun 20 @ 6:30 pm

PITT H3 #197 – Secret Hare (PA) with Secret cohares
Jun 20 @ 6:30 pm

On Thursday starting at a secret location (Federal Gallery) secret hares (PA, Just Jeremy, Just Chad, a Super Secert Pancake Loving Texan) will lay a secret trail (using flour) to lead you to more secret locations (beer stops) and the penultimate secret location (circle).

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P3H3: AS Trail @ D's 6 Pack & Dogs
Jul 3 @ 7:45 pm – 8:45 pm

Here we again! Same Bat-place, same Bat-time Show up when you want. 08:00 – Hare out 08:10 – Pack out Trail is ~5k, no stops, 6 pack circle, you can be home in bed by 10.