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Hash #1885 – Mushroom Creams Again 2:00 pm
Hash #1885 – Mushroom Creams Again @ Casa de Creamy
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm
Too cool to go to Eerie? Come hash through shady Riverview Park Cream of Mushroom. After chill out in his pool for circle. Parking is best in the driveway, by the soccer field, or in …
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Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary 2:00 pm
Hash #1886 Hickey-London 10 year hickeyversary @ Walker's Pub
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm
One contra stop, free Hickeys on trail!   It was July 19, 2009. She was wearing a sombrero and getting vodka Red Bull’s from a guy who promised to take her to see a Harry …
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Hash #1888 – Folker 6:30 pm
Hash #1888 – Folker @ Bee'z Bistro & Pub
Jul 29 @ 6:30 pm
No cash needed, no contra stops! Bring a change of clothes and a thirst for beer.
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Hash #1874 Green Mile @ McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon
Apr 14 @ 2:00 pm

Sunday April 14th we’ll start at McMinn’s Irish Pub in Castle Shannon. 3925 Willow Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15234.

Free street parking on willow or you can take the trolley to Willow station. They don’t open til 2 so go to Kimmie’s if you can’t wait. Low distance, low shiggy, low expectations. Cheap wings after though!

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Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag @ Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse
Apr 20 @ 12:30 pm

Hash #1875 – NOT the PBCW charity Hash Again!   – VueGina, Sex Pak, T-Bag

Where: Caliente Pizza and Drafthouse, 225 Commercial Ave, Aspinwall, PA 15215
 
When: Saturday, April the 20th at 12:30 PM meet-up and On out at 1 PM.
 
Cost: Hash Cash of $10 gets you beer before, beers on trail and then pizza and MORE beer at the apres.
 
What?????
 
Follow the Pgh Craft Beer Week hares once again as they forgo the reasoning that the Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week has been canceled and follow through with their yearly dedication of helping Caliente Pizza and Draft House raise money for a local charity. We will gather in the upstairs banquet room before and after the run. Take the stairway to the left of the regular Caliente entrance. Parking is across the street or anywhere you can find it. It is metered parking, bring change.
 
Meet and greet chalk talk 12:30 to 1PM – $10 Hash Cash
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Hash #1876: White Dress Run & 4 Hash Weddings @ Enix Brewing Company
Apr 27 @ 2:00 pm

Grab your white dresses and celebrate with EIGHT, that’s right EIGHT, half-minds getting married this year! This may be the first and only white dress run, so hit up Goodwill and bring your finest, tackiest white dress. Prizes will be awarded for best dressed! Dog-friendly as along as they’re appropriately dressed for a wedding.

Start: Enix Brewing Company, 337 E 8th Avenue, Homestead, PA 15120
Gather: 2:00pm
On-Out: 2:30pm
Hares: Bitch N’ Heat, Fukstik, Steph Infection, Twerkin, T-Boner, Dirty Gerbil, Whale’s Vagina, EZ 2 Please
Trail: Some shiggy, between 3-5 miles, expect the unexpected.
No hash cash, bring $ for apres.

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Hash #1877 “Beer Nuts in May: An Ode to Beer Lovers.” -BitchinHeat, Fuk Stik, Purple Princess @ Park Place Pub
May 6 @ 6:30 pm
May 6th:
Time: 6:00 PM gather, run start promptly at 6:30 pm
Hash Cash: $5 for non-members
Start: Park Place Pub, 5719 Bryant St. Pittsburgh, PA 15206
Apres: Casa de Purple, 528 Mellon St., Pittsburgh, PA 15206
Hares: BitchinHeat, Fuk Stik, Purple Princess
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Come join Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, and Purple Princess for an evening of good trails, better beer, and longer days as we start May off with a beer-loving bang, and celebrate the life of Ian Cumming, Monday hashing, and the tradition of Beer Lover’s. There’ll be dirt, shiggy, and some roads on a runnable and fun trail.
Let’s go Nuts in May!
“Nuts in May” is a New York H3 tradition of celebrating the longer days with good trail runs. It was started by Ian Cumming, founder of the Singapore and New York hashes.  Ian was a fixture at the Pittsburgh Campout Weekend from its inception until his passing.
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Hash #1878 Nuts In May – Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, Nana Tinkle Taco @ Legends
May 13 @ 6:00 pm
May 13th:
Time: 6:00 PM gather, run start promptly at 6:30pm
Hash Cash: $5 for non-members
Start: Legends, 914 Brownsville Rd., Pittsburgh, PA 15210
Apres: Casa de Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat, 421 Birmingham Ave., Pittsburgh, PA 15210
Hares: Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, Nana Tinkle Taco
Details:
Come join Fuk Stik, BitchinHeat, and Nana Tinkle Taco for an evening of good trails, better beer, and longer days as we continue to celebrate Monday hashing in May (and the life of long-time Pittsburgh visitor and Singapore Hash Founder Ian Cumming).  There’ll be dirt, shiggy, and some roads on a runnable and fun trail in and around the hill-top communities.  There’ll be both an Eagle and a Chicken loop.
Let’s go Nuts in May!
“Nuts in May” is a New York H3 tradition of celebrating the longer days with good trail runs. It was started by Ian Cumming, founder of the Singapore and New York hashes.  Ian was a fixture at the Pittsburgh Campout Weekend from its inception until his passing.
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Hash #1879 FOOL Moon R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash -Moon @ Allegheny City Brewery
May 18 @ 3:00 pm

R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash, Saturday May 18th at 3pm

Allegheny City Brewery, 507 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

It looks like we’ll have some unsuspecting “Ahta tahn” hashers so how better to greet them to Pixburgh than to take them up some godforsaken hills to sip local brews.

All contra all the time, Moon 412-310-3741

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Hash #1880 Mac’n’sleaze and Smitten @ Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans
May 26 @ 2:00 pm

Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans

1900 Murray Avenue 15217

Mac and Smitten’s Silver anal-varsity + Mammorial day weak-end smell-lube-ration

Once upon a time some friends decided to go on a journey together.  They expected a mere walk in the park, but it blossomed in surprising ways.  The journey was exhilarating.  It was dangerous.  It was intoxicating.  They navigated ups and downs, twists and turns, dark passageways and labyrinths.  Often they felt lost, confused, and exposed to the elements.  But as the journey unfolded they became stronger and more inebriated.  They were glad to have friends to help them find the way.  As they staggered towards the final stretch, they reckoned they would do it all over again.    And they did.  And there was much rejoicing.

This summer of hash love, with its weddings and babies aplenty, reminds Mac and Smitten of a time when we too were in the throes of sweet new love and as busy as bunnies…way back when yinz younger, snottier whipper-snappers were toddling around with entirely different sorts of bottles, onesies, and mammary obsessions…. Time slips by, and we find ourselves approaching our 25th year of conjugal bliss and the making of Slays.  To commemorate our short, flat, shiggy-free life together, we will lay a suitable trail in the not-so-virgin hash paradise of Squirrel Hill.  We’ll also raise a glass in honor of our veterans.  Join us in Mr Rogers’ neighborhood as we celebrate the many wonderful complexities of hashing, friendship, freedom, and love.

Gather at 2:00 pm at Pastoli’s Pizza.  On-out some measure of hash time after.  Apres 0.5 mile away at 5711 Northumberland.  Portions of trail marked “No Dogs.”  Apres is Fido-friendly but the indoor cat is not.

You can wrestle the cat for nap space if needed before you drive home.

Relationship advice? Contact Smitten 412-951-1440

Viagra prescriptions? Contact Mac 412-354-8825

Questions, concerns about the journey?  You’re on your own, amigi. We’re still trying to figure it all out.

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Hash #1882 Bienvenue a Zelienople @ Bugh'ers Harmony
Jun 15 @ 1:00 pm

Courtesy of SleE-Z Pass and BitchinHeat

Trail will be about 4 miles A to A.69

Moisture and some shiggy through the middle but the rest is on pavement.

Trail and ?? location dog friendly, dogs allowed on patio at on-out.

There is public parking about a block up from Burgh’ers, please park there so not to overrun their lot.

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Hash #1883 Annual TN@ Charity Trail: Dick Cup! @ Rumerz Sports Bar and Grill
Jun 23 @ 2:00 pm

Dick Cup is TN@s annual Manvitational and charity hash.

On-out at 2:00 PM
Hash cash = $5
One of our own is the beneficiary this year! 100% of cash collected will be donated to Strap-on to help him rebuild his business after the Etna warehouse fire.

Dick Cup points will be awarded in the following categories:
1) Trail challenges – We will provide a list of challenges to complete along trail (need tech on trail)
2) Name That Hasher Quiz
3) Beer stop games
4) Money collected – can be from your team and civilians

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Hash #1884 – Donkey Ho Te presents, The Good, The Bad & The Blue Hole @ Blue Hole
Jun 30 @ 1:00 pm

1PM On-Out!

For our third-in-a-decade trip out to Chaintown, AKA, Blue Hole, AKA, Creek Falls (because map technology keeps improving and creating new names for places), we’ll be taking a new approach.

Pull past the Boy Scout Camp to the State Game Lands parking at the end of the road. There’s a circle and a small lot.

We’ll be on State Game Lands, so Safety Third aside, it’s not a bad idea to wear orange. You’ll be in water, so protect your electronics with PoorTex plastic baggies or leave them in the car. Dry bag mightn’t be a bad idea either.

Questions? Contact Donkey – 412.326.9250

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