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PITT H3 #194 – Anal Eaze, ICP, and Wheelbarrow Willie @ The Huddle
May 23 @ 6:30 pm

It’s almost Anal Eaze’s birthday! And she came up with the totally original idea of haring a birthday trail! ICP and Wheelbarrow Willie were so dazzled by her plan, they decided to tag along!

Since you’ll be dressed in your party best, expect a flat, dry, shiggy-free trail. On out is at The Huddle. They’re cash only but have an ATM inside. They also have good food until 11:00! Trail will not  be super dog-friendly.

The Huddle
1648 Broadway Avenue
Pittsburgh PA 15216

PITT H3- #195 Koi Boi Pre-lube trail @ Cinderlands Warehouse
May 30 @ 6:30 pm

Fuck it, we’ll do it live.

PITT H3 #196 – Barely Man-Below and Moon @ Independent Brewing Co
Jun 6 @ 6:30 pm

Portland Takeover June 6th at 6:30

Independent Brewing Co.
1704 Shady Ave. 15217
Barely Manbelow and Moon promise to keep it weird and squirrelly.
PITT H3 #197 – Secret Hare (PA) with Secret cohares @ secret location (Federal Gallery)
Jun 20 @ 6:30 pm

PITT H3 #197 – Secret Hare (PA) with Secret cohares
Jun 20 @ 6:30 pm

On Thursday starting at a secret location (Federal Gallery) secret hares (PA, Just Jeremy, Just Chad, a Super Secert Pancake Loving Texan) will lay a secret trail (using flour) to lead you to more secret locations (beer stops) and the penultimate secret location (circle).

P3H3: AS Trail @ D's 6 Pack & Dogs
Jul 3 @ 7:45 pm – 8:45 pm

Here we again! Same Bat-place, same Bat-time Show up when you want. 08:00 – Hare out 08:10 – Pack out Trail is ~5k, no stops, 6 pack circle, you can be home in bed by 10.

PITT H3 #198 – DD and Dabenz @ Brew Gentleman
Jul 4 @ 6:30 pm

Brew Gentleman might be closed but Dabenz has a plan!! There will be a great spot for fireworks. Trail isn’t super doggo friendly.

PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever @ The Clark Bar
Jul 18 @ 6:30 pm

Pitt H3 #199 – Willy’s Wonk….

Cum out with your hares Oink, Anal, and Lever for a night that sure to be “scrumtitlyumptious”. Find a golden dick and you might be rewarded with “pure inebriation”….. On out at The Clark Bar and Grill. Shiggy yes, dog friendly yes. The bar closes at 9:30 but there are plenty of places go after trail close by.

Willy Wonka themed dress optional

PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty @ Jack's
Aug 1 @ 6:30 pm

Calling all wankers, yankers, and spankers, it’s time for Pitt trail… *checks notes* …#200! So put down your toys and your dicks for a couple of hours and we’ll see you at Jack’s because of fucking tradition that’s why. Trail #1: Jack’s. Trail #100: Jack’s. Trail #200: Jack’s, so if you’re expecting anything original on this trail you can just forget it. For those who remember, and for those who don’t, trail #100 included many dumpster-fire worthy events such as hobo piss drinking, caught hares at the T station, and a jaunt up the motherfucking Duquesne incline steps. Do we think we can top that? Impossible, so why bother! I would expect a much flatter, drama-free, generally much more wholesome and friendly trail than #100. Definitely. There might be an eagle/turkey split for those who yearn for a near-death experience because life just isn’t interesting enough for you. You’d be fucking stupid to bring your dog. Actually, you’d be fucking stupid to bring yourself. Eat your wheaties and bring a light. And it GOES WITHOUT SAYING that you should bring a cup if you have one. If any virgins show up, may God have mercy on their soul.

We have the honor to be your most obedient servants,
My HogNMe
Drunk Dynasty

PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL @ Camp Davis Campground
Aug 10 @ 11:00 am – Aug 11 @ 12:00 pm

Hash Rego-

Welcum welcum to the 2019 PITT AGM – BEAR IT ALL WEEKEND!
That’s right hashers, join us while we bear it all at Camp Davis is a private, membership-only, clothing optional campground but they are allowing us to join the fun! So please read their camp release and waiver as you will be signing one! There will also be another group besides the locals so please have respect for everyone!

What to expect?

Camping, trails, shiggy, a pool, indoor and outdoor showers, food, fun, dancing, games, etc etc.

Come dressed as some kinda bear!!!

Few notes:

1. The campout is technically Saturday morning to Sunday morning. You can come up Friday but food for Friday dinner and Saturday breakfast is on you. Beer will be tapped Friday however.

2. Rego includes camping, trail, lunch, dinner Saturday and breakfast Sunday morning. You can also rego to camp on Friday for $60 but as stated above food is on you!

3. Carpooling is highly recommended as the parking may be tight, also camping may be a little tight as we are sharing the space with locals and another group, but what do I  know I am not a doctor.

4. There is no float this year at the AGM but they have a pool so bring some swimming gear…or don’t and bear it all *wink wink*.

PITT H3 #202 / FOOL MOON – Scrum and Meow / @ The Porch
Aug 15 @ 6:30 pm