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Hash #V1 – Beer Lovers go Nuts in May 6:30 pm
Hash #V1 – Beer Lovers go Nuts in May
May 4 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
Beer Lovers go Nuts in May, Pittsburgh Hash #V1 (was Hash #1929) Hares: Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat It’s that time of year again: the time to drink good beer and celebrate the longer days by …
Hash #V2 – Nuts in May #2 6:30 pm
Hash #V2 – Nuts in May #2
May 11 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
Beer Lovers go Nuts in May, Pittsburgh Hash #V2 Hares: Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat Where: Your Neighborhood (directions below) Virtual Circle: on zoom Hash Cash: FREE (Or donate to the PGH Food Bank) Start Time: …
TN@ #58: Dildo Bingo! (virtual hash event) 6:30 pm
TN@ #58: Dildo Bingo! (virtual hash event)
May 15 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ #58: Dildo Bingo! (virtual hash event)
When: Friday, May 15th, 6:30pm meet up, 7pm game start Where: At your home on Zoom Hash cash: $0 (BYOB!) How: Register by 5/14 by midnight by emailing dirtygerbilhhh @ gmail Harriettes: Steph Infection, Ear …
Hash #V3 – Socially Spread Out Nuts [in May] 6:30 pm
Hash #V3 – Socially Spread Out Nuts [in May]
May 18 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
Socially Spread Out Nuts [in May] – Hash #V3 Hare: Swamp Bitch On Out: 6:30 pm Directions: You will need to carry a cell phone and your beverage of choice on trail. Keep to your …
DS #61 – Plea Barkin 6:30 pm
DS #61 – Plea Barkin @ 40.493046, -79.911685
May 22 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Plea Barkin What: DS #61, aka “Is 2020 over yet or what?” When: May 22, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7pm Where: 40.493046, -79.911685 Why: To run a longer trail and enjoy the …

Hash #1879 FOOL Moon R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash -Moon @ Allegheny City Brewery
May 18 @ 3:00 pm

R Yinz from Pittsburgh Hash, Saturday May 18th at 3pm

Allegheny City Brewery, 507 Foreland St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

It looks like we’ll have some unsuspecting “Ahta tahn” hashers so how better to greet them to Pixburgh than to take them up some godforsaken hills to sip local brews.

All contra all the time, Moon 412-310-3741

PITT H3 #194 – Anal Eaze, ICP, and Wheelbarrow Willie @ The Huddle
May 23 @ 6:30 pm

It’s almost Anal Eaze’s birthday! And she came up with the totally original idea of haring a birthday trail! ICP and Wheelbarrow Willie were so dazzled by her plan, they decided to tag along!

Since you’ll be dressed in your party best, expect a flat, dry, shiggy-free trail. On out is at The Huddle. They’re cash only but have an ATM inside. They also have good food until 11:00! Trail will not  be super dog-friendly.

The Huddle
1648 Broadway Avenue
Pittsburgh PA 15216

Hash #1880 Mac’n’sleaze and Smitten @ Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans
May 26 @ 2:00 pm

Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans

1900 Murray Avenue 15217

Mac and Smitten’s Silver anal-varsity + Mammorial day weak-end smell-lube-ration

Once upon a time some friends decided to go on a journey together.  They expected a mere walk in the park, but it blossomed in surprising ways.  The journey was exhilarating.  It was dangerous.  It was intoxicating.  They navigated ups and downs, twists and turns, dark passageways and labyrinths.  Often they felt lost, confused, and exposed to the elements.  But as the journey unfolded they became stronger and more inebriated.  They were glad to have friends to help them find the way.  As they staggered towards the final stretch, they reckoned they would do it all over again.    And they did.  And there was much rejoicing.

This summer of hash love, with its weddings and babies aplenty, reminds Mac and Smitten of a time when we too were in the throes of sweet new love and as busy as bunnies…way back when yinz younger, snottier whipper-snappers were toddling around with entirely different sorts of bottles, onesies, and mammary obsessions…. Time slips by, and we find ourselves approaching our 25th year of conjugal bliss and the making of Slays.  To commemorate our short, flat, shiggy-free life together, we will lay a suitable trail in the not-so-virgin hash paradise of Squirrel Hill.  We’ll also raise a glass in honor of our veterans.  Join us in Mr Rogers’ neighborhood as we celebrate the many wonderful complexities of hashing, friendship, freedom, and love.

Gather at 2:00 pm at Pastoli’s Pizza.  On-out some measure of hash time after.  Apres 0.5 mile away at 5711 Northumberland.  Portions of trail marked “No Dogs.”  Apres is Fido-friendly but the indoor cat is not.

You can wrestle the cat for nap space if needed before you drive home.

Relationship advice? Contact Smitten 412-951-1440

Viagra prescriptions? Contact Mac 412-354-8825

Questions, concerns about the journey?  You’re on your own, amigi. We’re still trying to figure it all out.

PITT H3- #195 Koi Boi Pre-lube trail @ Cinderlands Warehouse
May 30 @ 6:30 pm

Fuck it, we’ll do it live.

Pittsburgh’s Beerfest Weekend 2019 @ Frazer Fire Hall
May 31 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 2 @ 2:00 pm
Pittsburgh's Beerfest Weekend 2019 @ Frazer Fire Hall | Tarentum | Pennsylvania | United States

Grab your tightest Dirndl and brush up on your favorite drinking songs, because the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers is having BEERFEST!

As the great Barry Badrinath once said “I’m better when I’m drunk.”

Besides schnitzels and wieners, your weekend will be filled with all kinds of cool shiza!

Rego includes: Friday & Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner, and Sunday breakfast), Friday Night Beer Exchange, BeerFest Olympics, Costume contest, Dancing, Skits, Haberdashery, Endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent!

The campground is entirely private, a short drive outside of the city, and there are hotels nearby if you’d rather sleep indoors.

Registration Info:
Early Bird Special: $80 until 2/28
Regular Rate: $90 until 4/30
Late Rabbit Rate: $100 until May 30
Walk-up Rate: $120


Camping stuff, beer for the Craft Beer Exchange, wine for the wine share, your best/worst german themed attire

DS Barcrawl @ Mike's Beer Bar
Jun 3 @ 6:30 pm
It’s the day after the Pittsburgh Analversary Weekend. You’re feeling down in the dumps…the fun it over…..NOT!!!! We’re not doing a trail per se…it’s goona be a bar crawl!
Where: Mike’s Beer Bar, 110 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Why: Drink some beer, hang out, have fun
PITT H3 #196 – Barely Man-Below and Moon @ Independent Brewing Co
Jun 6 @ 6:30 pm

Portland Takeover June 6th at 6:30

Independent Brewing Co.
1704 Shady Ave. 15217
Barely Manbelow and Moon promise to keep it weird and squirrelly.
Porn Agains Don’t Expect Shit Rainbow Dress Run @ Real Luck Cafe
Jun 7 @ 6:30 pm

Buy a rainbow dress, don’t expect shit.




Scrum is a trash man.

Hash #1881 – Goodbye Allegheny 6 Pack and Thanks for the Hash! @ Allegheny 6 Pack & Dog House
Jun 9 @ 12:00 pm

12:00 PM meet-up and On out at 1 PM, courtesy of Vue-gina & Sex Pak

Cost: Apres food is provided, pre-lube and apres beers are discounted and trail beer is 50/50.


A place where I have worked once a week, hung out there with many friends, many times to raise many beers and where I have had several birthday hashes and snow covered trails over 7 years or so, is closing. Please join VueGina and I as we say goodbye to the Allegheny 6 Pack and Doghouse. Trail will be a normal Cheswick trail, meaning there’s a river on one side and hills on the other. Take your choice and relive those messed up trails that I’ve laid here before.

TN@#47: Sir Vix, Narco Polo, & Nana Tinkle Taco’s Beerthday Hash!
Jun 12 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Come one, come all to celebrate the beerthdays of Nana Tinkle Taco, Narco Polo, & Sir Vix! Trail begins at Sir Vix’s place. Bring a vessel if you have one. Food will be provided at the apres.


*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*