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    Knitted PGH-H3 Hat $16 – These are going fast! H*A*S*H camo shirt – L, XL & 2XL – $12 – Great for hunting both 2-legged and 4-legged does. Hash Shorts: $23, S-XL, pocket, liner, embroidered PGH-H3 logo Bucket Hat: $5 Baby doll shirts are $12 T-shirts are $10 Stickers: $2 Patches: $3
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      Songs in the Key of Pittsburgh Ain’t Masturbatin’ Are Yinz From Pittsburgh Autohash Dahn-Dahn Debauchery Tonight Dope Ray Me Hashin’ Ice The Bitch Interhash 1999 Welcum I’ve Only Half a Brain Moondance My boyfirend… Oh You Wankers S&M Man verses Santa Clause is Cumming On You Shiggy-Traction Skippy the Squirrel Swilligans Island The Hash House Harriers The Pittstones Thunderchicken Walking ’round In Women’s Underwear Other Song Books: A general, Pittsburgh-influenced song book Whiff’s Compilation of Pittsburgh Songs Ain’t Masturbatin’ by Whiff Don’t buff the bishop, Don’t wax my bean, Don’t choke the chicken, I think you know what I mean. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t stroke my bony one-eyed baloney, My Mannon yogurt is For your consumption only. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. I’m forsakin’ shakin’ bacon. Trouser snakin’ just ain’t my style. My jiz is the fizz in your Sperm-o-dent smile. Ooo – go easy. I don’t like workin’ Gland in glove. No jerkin’ gherkins – It’s your lips I’m thinkin’ of. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t fling the phallus, Won’t flog the frog. No squeezin’ mustard From my Oscar Meyer dog. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load…
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    BASH (Bike Hash)
    Beer Mile
    Drinking Practice
    Fool Moon Hashes
    HARE NEEDED!!!
    Mismanagement
    New Moon DarkSide
    Numbered Hashes
    P3-H3
    PITT-H3
    PRATH3
    Race-ist Relations
    Remedy-H3
    Special Hashes
    Titties n@-H3
    ZANOH3
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    Beer moist
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Upcoming Hashes

Feb
20
Wed
6:30 pm TN@#43: BitchinHeat & Oodles @ Mixtape
TN@#43: BitchinHeat & Oodles @ Mixtape
Feb 20 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Join Oodles and BitchinHeat in adventure and oddities as we journey through Garfield. Meet at 6:30pm at the Mixtape. (Check them out at mixtapepgh.com; they are doing some really cool things!). On out at 7pm. …
Feb
24
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #1867 CockPass- Cocksmitten... @ OTB North Park
Hash #1867 CockPass- Cocksmitten... @ OTB North Park
Feb 24 @ 2:00 pm
Sunday FEB 24. Trail is A to B, 3-4 miles, some shiggy, Fido friendly but on-out and apres are not so use your best half-minded judgement. $5 Hash Cash to help cover Food and Ice-kating …
Feb
28
Thu
6:30 pm PITT H3 #188 – Cuffed and Sphincter @ Evergreen Cafe
PITT H3 #188 – Cuffed and Sphincter @ Evergreen Cafe
Feb 28 @ 6:30 pm
 
Mar
1
Fri
6:30 pm St. David’s Day Hash – Whiff
St. David’s Day Hash – Whiff
Mar 1 @ 6:30 pm
Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314) Starting in 2000, in response to the termination of the annual Feb. 28 PMS hashes, the March 1 St. David’s Day hash was born. The original premise was simple: go back to …
Mar
3
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #1868 Whistlepig Crew – Tig...
Hash #1868 Whistlepig Crew – Tig...
Mar 3 @ 2:00 pm
 
Mar
6
Wed
9:26 pm DS # 49 – HARE NEEDED
DS # 49 – HARE NEEDED
Mar 6 @ 9:26 pm
HARE NEEDED! Are you interested? Hit up The Black Clap
Mar
10
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #1869 HARE NEEDED!!!
Hash #1869 HARE NEEDED!!!
Mar 10 @ 2:00 pm
 
Mar
14
Thu
6:30 pm PITT H3 #189 – HARE NEEDED!!!!!!...
PITT H3 #189 – HARE NEEDED!!!!!!...
Mar 14 @ 6:30 pm
 
Mar
17
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #1870 Honeynut Squirreleo
Hash #1870 Honeynut Squirreleo
Mar 17 @ 2:00 pm
 
Mar
20
Wed
6:30 pm FOOL MOON- HARE NEEDED!!!
FOOL MOON- HARE NEEDED!!!
Mar 20 @ 6:30 pm
 
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