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    Knitted PGH-H3 Hat $16 – These are going fast! H*A*S*H camo shirt – L, XL & 2XL – $12 – Great for hunting both 2-legged and 4-legged does. Hash Shorts: $23, S-XL, pocket, liner, embroidered PGH-H3 logo Bucket Hat: $5 Baby doll shirts are $12 T-shirts are $10 Stickers: $2 Patches: $3
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      Songs in the Key of Pittsburgh Ain’t Masturbatin’ Are Yinz From Pittsburgh Autohash Dahn-Dahn Debauchery Tonight Dope Ray Me Hashin’ Ice The Bitch Interhash 1999 Welcum I’ve Only Half a Brain Moondance My boyfirend… Oh You Wankers S&M Man verses Santa Clause is Cumming On You Shiggy-Traction Skippy the Squirrel Swilligans Island The Hash House Harriers The Pittstones Thunderchicken Walking ’round In Women’s Underwear Other Song Books: A general, Pittsburgh-influenced song book Whiff’s Compilation of Pittsburgh Songs Ain’t Masturbatin’ by Whiff Don’t buff the bishop, Don’t wax my bean, Don’t choke the chicken, I think you know what I mean. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t stroke my bony one-eyed baloney, My Mannon yogurt is For your consumption only. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. I’m forsakin’ shakin’ bacon. Trouser snakin’ just ain’t my style. My jiz is the fizz in your Sperm-o-dent smile. Ooo – go easy. I don’t like workin’ Gland in glove. No jerkin’ gherkins – It’s your lips I’m thinkin’ of. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t fling the phallus, Won’t flog the frog. No squeezin’ mustard From my Oscar Meyer dog. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load…
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    BASH (Bike Hash)
    Beer Mile
    Drinking Practice
    Fool Moon Hashes
    HARE NEEDED!!!
    Mismanagement
    New Moon DarkSide
    Numbered Hashes
    P3-H3
    PITT-H3
    PRATH3
    Race-ist Relations
    Remedy-H3
    Special Hashes
    Titties n@-H3
    ZANOH3
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Upcoming Hashes

Dec
15
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to L... @ White Eagle
Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to L... @ White Eagle
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm
Co-hared by Just Melissa and professor emeritus Honey Nut Squirreleo. Are you ready to take off to the North Pole, where the beer is always cold? Trail should be dog friendly, probably even kid friendly. …
Dec
18
Wed
6:30 pm TN@#54: Bitchin Heat & Oodles
TN@#54: Bitchin Heat & Oodles
Dec 18 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.
Dec
19
Thu
6:30 pm PITT H3 #212 – A Very Whaley Xmas @ Tramp's
PITT H3 #212 – A Very Whaley Xmas @ Tramp's
Dec 19 @ 6:30 pm
It’s (almost) the darkest day of the year, so bring a headlamp! This is also the last Pitt H3 trail of the decade. White whale gift exchange following circle, $4 limit. Start is at Tramp’s …
Dec
22
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #1909 – Admiral Norton’s Sh...
Hash #1909 – Admiral Norton’s Sh...
Dec 22 @ 2:00 pm
Admiral Norton’s Sherpa gets a Cold Member Theme: Explorer, Naval, or Dogsled Attire Hares: Sherpes, Norton, and Cold Member Location: Hough’s Taproom, 543 Greenfield Ave, Pittsburgh Time: Gather at 2pm, On Out at 2:30
Dec
26
Thu
6:30 pm DarkSide #57 – HARE NEEDED
DarkSide #57 – HARE NEEDED
Dec 26 @ 6:30 pm
DarkSide #57 - HARE NEEDED
Who: HARE NEEDED Where: TBD When: Dec 26 Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!   Twas the day after X-mas, and all through the town Some crazy …
Dec
29
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine C... @ Waffalonia Youngstown
Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine C... @ Waffalonia Youngstown
Dec 29 @ 2:00 pm
Sup half-minds. Come one, come all (but probably few) to the first ever PGH hash to be hosted in, you guessed it – YOUNGSTOWN, OH. You can make here in an hour if you really …
Dec
31
Tue
2:00 pm Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – ... @ Hop Farm Brewing
Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – ... @ Hop Farm Brewing
Dec 31 @ 2:00 pm
Calling all you space cowboys, holographic dudettes, and future farmers of America! Come on out for some hashy fun and ring in 2020 hoedown style! Where: THE DOOR NEXT TO the Hop Farm entrance. Knock twice, …
Jan
2
Thu
6:30 pm PITTH3 #213
PITTH3 #213
Jan 2 @ 6:30 pm
Shameless New Year
Jan
5
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #1912 – School’s Out for Ne...
Hash #1912 – School’s Out for Ne...
Jan 5 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Hare: Schoolhouse Cock Watch this space for more info.
Jan
10
Fri
6:30 pm January Fool Moon
January Fool Moon
Jan 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
Hares: Gooey Decimal & Money Shot Watch this space for more info….  
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