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Hash #1906 – Spermit 2:00 pm
Hash #1906 – Spermit @ South Park Club House
Dec 1 @ 2:00 pm
Is it a Salmon Permit, or a Sperm that’s a Hermit?  Find the answer this and other interesting questions.  No hash cash. Trail is dog-friendly, but the bar is not. Trail and bar are baby-friendly. …
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Hash #1907 – Porn Again Christian’s Festivus 12:00 pm
Hash #1907 – Porn Again Christian’s Festivus @ Casa de Caca
Dec 7 @ 12:00 pm
The days are getting longer and the tempers are getting shorter. There is a subtle taste of salt in the air. That must mean it’s almost time to celebrate Festivus. This year Cream of Mushroom …
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Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… 2:00 pm
Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… @ White Eagle
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm
Co-hared by Just Melissa and professor emeritus Honey Nut Squirreleo. Are you ready to take off to the North Pole, where the beer is always cold? Trail should be dog friendly, probably even kid friendly. …
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Hash #1909 – Admiral Norton’s Sherpa Gets a Cold Member 2:00 pm
Hash #1909 – Admiral Norton’s Sherpa Gets a Cold Member
Dec 22 @ 2:00 pm
Admiral Norton’s Sherpa gets a Cold Member Theme: Explorer, Naval, or Dogsled Attire Hares: Sherpes, Norton, and Cold Member Location: Hough’s Taproom, 543 Greenfield Ave, Pittsburgh Time: Gather at 2pm, On Out at 2:30
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Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting 2:00 pm
Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting @ Waffalonia Youngstown
Dec 29 @ 2:00 pm
Sup half-minds. Come one, come all (but probably few) to the first ever PGH hash to be hosted in, you guessed it – YOUNGSTOWN, OH. You can make here in an hour if you really …
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Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) 2:00 pm
Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) @ Hop Farm Brewing
Dec 31 @ 2:00 pm
Calling all you space cowboys, holographic dudettes, and future farmers of America! Come on out for some hashy fun and ring in 2020 hoedown style! Where: THE DOOR NEXT TO the Hop Farm entrance. Knock twice, …

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Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… @ White Eagle
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm

Co-hared by Just Melissa and professor emeritus Honey Nut Squirreleo.

Are you ready to take off to the North Pole, where the beer is always cold? Trail should be dog friendly, probably even kid friendly. A few good girls and boys may get their stockings stuffed. Food a-plenty at on-after, $5 hash cash or else coal in your solo cup.

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Hash #1909 – Admiral Norton’s Sherpa Gets a Cold Member
Dec 22 @ 2:00 pm

Admiral Norton’s Sherpa gets a Cold Member

Theme: Explorer, Naval, or Dogsled Attire
Hares: Sherpes, Norton, and Cold Member
Location: Hough’s Taproom, 543 Greenfield Ave, Pittsburgh
Time: Gather at 2pm, On Out at 2:30

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Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting @ Waffalonia Youngstown
Dec 29 @ 2:00 pm

Sup half-minds. Come one, come all (but probably few) to the first ever PGH hash to be hosted in, you guessed it – YOUNGSTOWN, OH. You can make here in an hour if you really put you’re heart into it. Safety third!

There was enough interest (kind of) and let’s be honest y’all needed hares. So join Geost Geoff and I for a mostly flat, doggo friendly, and mostly contra tour of Pittsburgh’s sister city.

On out and after will be at our house. We will have snacks and local beers.

I will also be reaching out to Akron and Cleveland? Idk. We are winging this real hard ???

Ps, there’s plenty of parking but y’all should car pool.

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Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) @ Hop Farm Brewing
Dec 31 @ 2:00 pm

Calling all you space cowboys, holographic dudettes, and future farmers of America! Come on out for some hashy fun and ring in 2020 hoedown style!

Where: THE DOOR NEXT TO the Hop Farm entrance. Knock twice, say the secret passphrase: On-On, Moon’s queer, beer here!

Pitt and Pittsburgh trail collaboration featuring hares: Moon and Anal Eaze

Trail: Gather at 6pm, on out at 7pm

What’s included: trail, beer, food, beer, music, beer, luxurious indoor camping, morning bloody mary bar, beer, dancing, and overall debauchery!

On-after: 9ish to eat some food, drink beer, and get the damn party started!

Cost: $20 ($5 for trail, $15 for dues)

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Hash #1912 – School’s Out for New Year’s
Jan 5 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hare: Schoolhouse Cock

Watch this space for more info.

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Hash #1913 – Hearts, Boners, and Dirty Gerbils: It was Fantastic
Jan 12 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hares: Dirty Gerbil, Heart On, T-Boner, and Fantastic Foreskin

Watch this space for more info!

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Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon
Feb 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon Hash

Hares: Purple Princess and Pack My Fanny

Note: This is both a numbered hash and the February Fool Moon.

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Hash #1918 – Sloppy 6th – ICP, Scrum, and Gaggle
Feb 16 @ 2:00 pm

Sloppy sixths.  It’s the sixth worst trail of the year!

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Hash #1920: Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker
Feb 29 @ 2:00 pm

This kind of opportunity only cums around every 4 years!

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Hash #1922 – Squirreleo Hashy Beerthday Trail
Mar 15 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hash #1922 – Squirreleo Hashy Beerthday Trail

Hare: Honeynut Squirreleo

Watch this space for more info…