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Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks 2:00 pm
Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks @ Murphy's Tap Room
Oct 7 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1847 The 4 Cocks @ Murphy's Tap Room | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
The Four Cocks Calling all Cocks! Calling all Cocks! Come one, come all to fabulous, continental Regent Square. Cock-a-Doddle Gu, Any Cock’ll Do, John Handycock, and Cock Smitten have conCOCKted a plan that is highly …
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Hash #1848: Watership Down-Downs 2:00 pm
Hash #1848: Watership Down-Downs @ Spring Hill Brewing
Oct 14 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1848: Watership Down-Downs @ Spring Hill Brewing | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Quick! They’re coming! Seek safety! All the world is your enemy! If they catch you they will kill you but they have to catch you first! You’re a rabbit following a paranoid, hallucinating twitchy rabbit …
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Hash #1849 Sherpes 2:00 pm
Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink
Oct 21 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink | Wexford | Pennsylvania | United States
Welcome Welcome Welcome, to another event of the newish kennel PDO-H3, the Pittsburgh Dis Oriented Hash House Harriers.  In the far past you had Frick Park and Schenley Park being used.  In the near past …
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Hash #1850 Hallowiener 2018-Mystery Hare 2:00 pm
Hash #1850 Hallowiener 2018-Mystery Hare @ Hunt'z Traven
Oct 28 @ 2:00 pm
Hash Title: Hallowiener 2018 On Devil’s Night back in October 30th, 1991, the most beautiful soul was born. His red hair, exuberant attitude, and lack of bladder control were all endearing. One look, and you’d …
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Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink
Oct 21 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1849 Sherpes @ North Park Ice Rink | Wexford | Pennsylvania | United States
Welcome Welcome Welcome,
to another event of the newish kennel PDO-H3, the Pittsburgh Dis Oriented Hash House Harriers.  In the far past you had Frick Park and Schenley Park being used.  In the near past you had the South Side Slopes.  With just maps and no flour, you found the beer.
Time as come for a new geographical and topographical venue.  Come out and show up, as you will see this terrain as never seen before.  Bring a compass if you possess one, as it might be of help to indicate to you where the beer is at.  If you truly are disoriented and truly are in despair, fear not as you always will have options to show your tits to the hare, who will then raise his arm and point a finger so to indicate where to go for the beer to be yet found.
Meet at North Park Ice Rink  2 PM. On-out at 2:30
Best place to park is the gravel lots (2 parallel levels) on intersection of Pearce Mill Rd and N Ridge Dr
Hash Cash:  $2
Trail Pittsburgh is having its annual Trail Fest event and beginning at 2 PM, they will have live music, food (not free), and beer (free).  Details at http://www.trailpittsburgh.org/  For the over-achievers out there, there will be group runs departing at noon with North Park Trail Runners.  For the anal-overachievers, there is also a mountain bike race that starts at 10 AM ( https://www.monthofmud.com/ ).  So, from the same location, you can do a bike race at 10 AM, a group trail run at 12 and then hash at 2 PM.
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Hash #1850 Hallowiener 2018-Mystery Hare @ Hunt'z Traven
Oct 28 @ 2:00 pm

Hash Title: Hallowiener 2018

On Devil’s Night back in October 30th, 1991, the most beautiful soul was born. His red hair, exuberant attitude, and lack of bladder control were all endearing. One look, and you’d fall in love with him instantly.

We are, of course, talking about my wiener.

I named him Rudy. His red hair and ability to lighten up my life reminded me of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. I’d often hold him tight while gently kissing his head. Inevitably, it’d end with my face doused in his love. Mindlessly stroking him as I watched TV soothed both of us. He wasn’t the biggest I’ve ever seen, but not the smallest. He was a perfectly sized bundle of joy.

9 years ago, he was tragically taken away from me a month shy of 16 years old. I’ve felt like half a man since then.

He loved life, so it only seems fitting to honor him with a costume themed hash. I believe there’s something else going on with costumes too. What a happy coincidence. I’m sure he’ll be smiling down from heaven.

Let’s show up at 2pm atHuntz’s Tavern (645 Butler St, Etna, PA 15223). Bring your finest costume, or lacking that, your finest attitudes. Let’s have a few beers for Rudy. Bring ID and hash cash for a contra stop.

There is no hash cash. Please leave a message with my answering service voicing your opinion (see info below).

If you have any questions, or an out-of-towner wanker who needs crash place, please call Sergeant Snuggles and the Wonder Kittens at 412-758-0179 and ask for Sparkle Mittens. He’ll hook you up. He’s a good guy.

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Hash #1851 Heart-on and Fantastic Foreskin
Nov 3 @ 2:00 pm

Heart on and fantastic 4skin for the onesie hash

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Hash #1852 Spermit
Nov 11 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1853 HARE NEEDED!!!
Nov 18 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1854 HARE NEEDED!!!!!!!
Nov 25 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1855 Whales and EZ2P
Dec 1 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1856 HARE NEEDED!!!
Dec 9 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1857 Festivus!!!!!! Porn Again, ICP, and Tight Embouchure
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm
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Hash #1858 HARE NEEDED!!!!!!!
Dec 23 @ 2:00 pm