A Darkside Discovery (scavenger hunt in honor of Chrissy Columbus)
In fourteen hundred ninety-two
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He had three ships and left from Spain;
Two hashers honor him—what a pain!
He sailed by night; you too—how odd!
You’ll discover the old just like that fraud.
A compass guided him to treasure,
More than marks, a list you’ll use to get your pleasure.
Though day after day his crew looked for land;
Just like them, you’ll dream of finding all you can!
October 12 Columbus’s dream came true,
And if lucky, on Oct. 8 your hash-dreams will, too!
“Indians! Indians!” Columbus cried;
What a dumbass.
But Chris’s “India” the land was not;
So if you don’t work this hunt, you’ll get “got.”
So, although Columbus wanted spice,
Perhaps in honoring him, you’ll come home with something nice.
Hares: Asshole by Seamen and ACDC
Where/When: Rumerz in the Northside is start (1216 Woods Run Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212) meet at 6:30 pm, On-Out at 7pm
What: a scavenger hunt (definitely bring a headlamp, perhaps something to carry found items, and your creativity)
Fido-friendly?: trail is definitely (you know if length is okay for pups), on-out bar is not dog friendly
Hash Cash: $5
Hares to provide scavenger-hunt list at on-out (yes, there is punishment for not participating)