Pastoli’s Pizza, Pasta, and Paisans
1900 Murray Avenue 15217
Mac and Smitten’s Silver anal-varsity + Mammorial day weak-end smell-lube-ration
Once upon a time some friends decided to go on a journey together. They expected a mere walk in the park, but it blossomed in surprising ways. The journey was exhilarating. It was dangerous. It was intoxicating. They navigated ups and downs, twists and turns, dark passageways and labyrinths. Often they felt lost, confused, and exposed to the elements. But as the journey unfolded they became stronger and more inebriated. They were glad to have friends to help them find the way. As they staggered towards the final stretch, they reckoned they would do it all over again. And they did. And there was much rejoicing.
This summer of hash love, with its weddings and babies aplenty, reminds Mac and Smitten of a time when we too were in the throes of sweet new love and as busy as bunnies…way back when yinz younger, snottier whipper-snappers were toddling around with entirely different sorts of bottles, onesies, and mammary obsessions…. Time slips by, and we find ourselves approaching our 25th year of conjugal bliss and the making of Slays. To commemorate our short, flat, shiggy-free life together, we will lay a suitable trail in the not-so-virgin hash paradise of Squirrel Hill. We’ll also raise a glass in honor of our veterans. Join us in Mr Rogers’ neighborhood as we celebrate the many wonderful complexities of hashing, friendship, freedom, and love.
Gather at 2:00 pm at Pastoli’s Pizza. On-out some measure of hash time after. Apres 0.5 mile away at 5711 Northumberland. Portions of trail marked “No Dogs.” Apres is Fido-friendly but the indoor cat is not.
You can wrestle the cat for nap space if needed before you drive home.
Relationship advice? Contact Smitten 412-951-1440
Viagra prescriptions? Contact Mac 412-354-8825
Questions, concerns about the journey? You’re on your own, amigi. We’re still trying to figure it all out.