What: The Liquher Squirreleo Cookie, End Of Summer Hash #1896
Where: Casa D’ Liquher Cookie – 1214 Cloverfield Drive, 15227 (trail is A to A)
When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! September 22nd, 2:00Pee Ehm.
Your Hares: Liquher Cookie & Honeynut Squirreleo
It’s the last day of summer so what better way to celebrate than joining your beloved Hash family for a day of trail and debauchery. Trail will be short, flat, and easy (just like yer last girlfriend). It‘ll be mostly wooded trail blazing; could include cliffs, police lines, ropes, homeless camps, garbage dumps, tunnels, mud, muck, poison ivy, jaggers, jag-offs, broken glass, snakes, spiders, little furry animals, shots, beer and probably zero dead bodies! After a Mega Hash weekend, getting lost on this trail will be like you won the lottery (but you can’t find the ticket).
The Après will be held at Liquher Cookie’s palace. There will be plenty of beer. There will be haute cuisine. There may be a chair for you to sit on; or maybe not… lawn chairs and drinking vessels are encouraged.
NO HASH CASH. We’ll feed you, we’ll beer you, but we won’t bail you out of jail. So bring your credit card just in case.
Baby in a Backpack Friendly? ABSO-FREAKING-LUTLY NOT! If you love your child, care for their safety and want to avoid a CYS interview, please leave them with someone more responsible than yourself. I repeat, don’t bring your kid on this trail!!!
Fido Friendly? Trail is probably more Fido friendly than human friendly. So if your dog is well behaved and sociable, feel free to bring him/her along.
Dry Bag? Never a bad idea. Gloves for trail wouldn’t be a bad idea either.
So let the yard work and laundry sit for a day. Get grandma to watch the kiddies (if that applies to you) and cum on out to celebrate the fall equinox a day early. Enjoy a combination of scenic vistas, adventures in paradise, beer, food and comradeship that you won’t find anywhere else. If for no other motive, it’ll give you another reason to hate Squirreleo and love Liquher Cookie. GUAR-ON-ON-TEED.
Questions? Call Squirreleo: 412-737-2318