Hares: Purple Princess, Pack My Fanny, Asscavator Masturbator
Follow Nike Road straight to the Montour Trail, bear left after the gate, up to the parking area.
Da Plane, Da Plane! Come and enjoy a short, flat, dry, & shiggy free trail! This trail will coincide with Dead Kennedys Fat Bike fest. There will be Fat Bikes galore, there will be shiggy, there will be planes in abundance.
Trail will end at the bike fest, and you all will meet some awesome former hashers, who in their old age and wisdom have decided that running a trail hared by Purple Princess (et al) isn’t in their best interest.
Sex advice, lonely, need a shoulder to cry on? Pack My Fanny…401-651-3378
Directions, shortcuts, beer location…Purple Princess 412-432-9807
Note: This is both a numbered hash and the February Fool Moon.