Welcome to Hog Heaven!
Meet up: 1:00, On-out: 1:30
Lace up your crappiest trail shoes and prepare yourself for a muddy, piggy romp through the nether regions of Reserve Township– if you were dropped there blindfolded you’d never guess that you’re just 10 minutes from downtown.
Park in the big Hog Head’s parking lot *across* the street, not next to the bar.
Trail is canine, porcine, and tiny people friendly, starts and ends at a fun (non-smoking!) restaurant with yummy, cheap food. (No hash cash, on-after food should be ordered prior to heading out and it’s on you.) Pig-themed hashing attire will be greatly rewarded and appreciated by the bar hosts, a dry bag is strongly recommended due to a mud index of 8. (Put on clean shoes before re-entering the bar, ya wankers.) Be extra nice to Tina the bartender, she’s a peach. Circle may be replaced by a hog calling contest. Sooooiiiie!!!
Hares: Dirty Gerbil, T-Boner, Fantastic Foreskin, and InspectHer Gadget
Meet up: 1:00, On-out: 1:30 (NOTE EARLY START TIME)