July 14th falls on Bastille Day. The Fete de la Federation on 14 July, 1790 was a celebration of the unity of the French nation during the French Revolution. After the end of the official celebration, the day ended in a huge four-day popular feast and people celebrated with fireworks, as well as fine wine and running nude through the streets in order to display their great freedom..
I can think of no better way to celebrate than to lay a hash, run nekkid through the woods, drink fine wine and beer, and engage in frivolous shenanigans.
Welcum one and all to the Walkie Talkie / Purple Princess cohared Trail of Misery, aka the shit show that’ll bring a spectacular end to both our kennels by sheer happenstance of getting everyone so mind bogglingly lost.
Trail will start at Smokin Jill’s (3787 Earl L Core Rd, Morgantown, WV 26508) with a meetup time of 2, on out at 2:37 and a half. Hash cash $5, most beer on us, some on you. Crappy beer on us, fancy I.P.A.’s on you lot.
Trail is fido friendly, apres isn’t, so leave your furry companion outside. A compass is highly recommended, as are local maps, google maps, a guide dog, and a hail Mary, because I’ve not been in W.V. for some time and this is sure to be an experience. Where was I going with this? Oh right, trail will be short, flat, dry, and shiggy free. This is unofficially the prelube to ICPs beerthday trail.
Does anyone still read this far down?
Titties and beer.