Mountainbeer hash #69

July 14, 2018 @ 2:00 pm
3787 Earl L Core Rd
Morgantown, WV 26508

July 14th falls on Bastille Day. The Fete de la Federation on 14 July, 1790 was a celebration of the unity of the French nation during the French Revolution.  After the end of the official celebration, the day ended in a huge four-day popular feast and people celebrated with fireworks, as well as fine wine and running nude through the streets in order to display their great freedom..

I can think of no better way to celebrate than to lay a hash, run nekkid through the woods, drink fine wine and beer, and engage in frivolous shenanigans.   

Welcum one and all to the Walkie Talkie / Purple Princess cohared Trail of Misery, aka the shit show that’ll bring a spectacular end to both our kennels by sheer happenstance of getting everyone so mind bogglingly lost.

Trail will start at Smokin Jill’s (3787 Earl L Core Rd, Morgantown, WV 26508) with a meetup time of 2, on out at 2:37 and a half.  Hash cash $5, most beer on us, some on you. Crappy beer on us, fancy I.P.A.’s on you lot.

Trail is fido friendly, apres isn’t, so leave your furry companion outside. A compass is highly recommended, as are local maps, google maps, a guide dog, and a hail Mary, because I’ve not been in W.V. for some time and this is sure to be an experience.  Where was I going with this? Oh right, trail will be short, flat, dry, and shiggy free. This is unofficially the prelube to ICPs beerthday trail.

Purple Princess…412-432-9807

Walkie Talkie…304-266-4687


Does anyone still read this far down?  

Titties and beer.