PITT H3 #162 – Right Side of the Tracks

When:
March 29, 2018 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm
2018-03-29T18:30:00-04:00
2018-03-29T23:30:00-04:00
Where:
Market District Waterworks
910 Freeport Rd
Pittsburgh, PA 15238
USA

Come join Plea Barkin and Ptear-Her-Dactyl for an enchanting evening stroll in the idyllic Fox Chapel neighborhood. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

The Market District’s happy hour is pretty sick, so think about coming early and drinking too much so you cannot run so fast. Seriously, we are slow and need all the help we can get. Also, the waitstaff at Giant Eagle is union, so no tipping required! If you guys promise to drink way too much, we promise in return not to song check the fuck out of you.

After you drink too much, everything from there will be down hill, literally, this will be the first A-A trail that is downhill all the way.

For the inevitable is it dog friendly, no, but you’ll bring them anyways. 95% chance they will survive. At least one spot may require that you carry them, although my dog, who is not the brightest did fine.

Bring a light, the denizens of this area have headlights on their cars, so there are no street lights. If you are harassed by the police, speak with a British accent:

https://www.wikihow.com/Speak-in-a-British-Accent

They never arrest the Brits in Fox Chapel. Recently, in an interaction I had with the police, I forgot to break out my British accent. I paid dearly.

Shiggy – nothing worse than Squirreleo’s beerthday.

Walnut Grill is open until 1:00am for on-after if any one wants.