Wheelbarrow Willie, Schoolhouse Cock, and Yust Youlian taking over the trail formerly known as Purple Princess’ shitshow.
Meet us at the Duck Hollow Parking lot. Hares will provide pre-trail beverages, some of which might even be drinkable. Hares have declared the trail proper to be an IPA-free zone since life is too short to drink pine needles flavored with underarm sweat. Picky wankers should BYOB.
Trail is Fido friendly.