All right you salty bitches. It’s the Festivus pre-lube. What better way to get your asses fired up than have a trail in the South Hills?! Don’t have any grievances to air at Festivus yet? Come to this shitty trail, and we’ll make sure you have something to bitch about. Starting location inspired by Porn Again Christian. The hares heard about how much he loves the snacks at the market next door.
3105 Banksville Rd