Hares: WMD & Kunt Spel Jill (KSJ)
Where: Zone28 – 2525 Freeport Road, Harmar, PA 15238
When: Sunday, April 7th – 2PM
WMD is turning 50. He wants to celebrate his beerthday with an adventurous hash. Trail may include: beautiful vistas, manicured trails, eagle viewing, trespassing, unmarked abandoned mine shafts, bears, quick sand, locals on quads with guns, a river crossing, Big Foot, hookers and blow.
Seriously: Trail is ~5 miles, wide open, lots of elevation change, not stroller friendly.
$5 hash cash gets you trail beer/snacks and a pizza buffet at the apres. Zone28 has a nice selection of craft beers. Pre/post hash libations are contra as WMD lives in Shaler, not Fox Chapel.
Trail is dog friendly. The apres is not.
Lonely? Bored? Have bedroom issues? Call Moon. Otherwise contact WMD at 724-816-0804.