Beer aficionado, hash artist, reluctant leader, and always willing to share a good beer. Sometimes greatness is thrust upon you…other times you drink your way into it. A ladies man…did I mention he can lick his own eyebrows…eh ladies? He hashes, he travels, and did I mention good beer! Make beer great again!
Hare Raiser: ICP
ICP…lets just say he’s had a few hard nights and isn’t sure where he woke up looking this sexy. Part hasher, part juggalo, part nerd, and lover of the outdoors…ICP has got it going on. Plus, he’ll dress up sexy to convince you to lay a trail!
Looking to hare a trail? This FRB wants you to lay a trail for him. Send your preferred date(s) and trail descriptions/directions with this link: Hare Raiser , or use the email address here: PghHareRaiser@gmail.com.
Grand Master Emeritus: Moon
Think of Pgh-H3. What’s the first thing that cums to mind? Did you think of beer? Or tits? No, you think Moon!
Moon is world-renowned. He’s hashed on six continents. He’s everywhere – Interhashes, weekends throughout the NE, Red Dress Runs, Free Beer, Beer Factor, Mega Hash, bashes, NYE… the list is endless. Besides traveling the world, Moon is a compulsive hare. Haring 15 hashes per year is typical. Moon keeps 2-3 flour companies in business.
Other Moon facts: He is the reigning Pgh-H3 studmuffin thanks to his big arms and fancy push-ups. Moon is the father of Half-Moon. Moon is infatuated with the Mercury Capri automobile. Moon enjoys projects around his house that are measured in years. Moon likes to build things ranging from a dollhouse for his granddaughter to a one ton ‘mobile’ hot tub for the Pgh weekend.
Religious Adviser: Whale’s Vagina
A transplant from Houston, from which we descend! He brings new songs to give our beer drinking shenanigans an enlightened edge. Shaking things up a bit always feels good, but with these looks and the the great personality….it makes you feel good….I mean drink it down down down down!
Hash Scribe: Any Cockle Do
A sweet, charismatic harriette…she’s taking down notes to remind all what we drunkenly decided on during mismanagement meetings…and if mismanagement doesn’t read the notes, G help them…you’re going to be reminded mid-beer!
Four score and seven years ago (or something like that), Joey was an innocent lad who enjoyed bicycles, church outings and all thing Conservative. A few of Joey’s bicycle friends were involved in this hashing thing. These friends included Moon, DJ and Weekend Gyn. They convinced Joey to try hashing. Joey hashed. Joey liked it.
Now Joey is WMD. WMD has enjoyed stints as GM and Haberdasher. He is currently the Hash Cash. WMD strenuously denies that hash funds paid for his tux.
“Pay your dues!”
Haberdashers: Wroughten Pussy and Smitten
Newer to the hab-sales beat, Smitten is there to provide you with fresh threads after shiggy trails. Hit him up for the latest in hash fashion.
Wroughten opted for a more lucrative career in R&D and Design lab. He’s now dedicated to working on new swag for all of the kennels. cha-ching, daddy needs a new kayak!
Beer Wench: Random unfortunate soul, it could be you!
Hash Monsignor: Whiff Meister
Whiff began his Pittsburgh hashing career on Feb. 23, 1992, filed for divorce two weeks later and has never looked back. Many thank G that he’s devoted his genius to hash songs rather than evil. A three-term Religious Advisor, he retired after the embarrassing episode with the goat, the beer wench and a foaming beef probe. He created and adopted the dubious title of Hash Monsignor and milks it for all the questionable value it’s worth.
Hash Horn: Folker
Folker started hashing in 1983, with the now-defunct Laurel Highlands Hash. His first Pittsburgh Hash was the 100th run in June, 1984.
His interest in folk music, folk dance, and general folking around was what earned him his hash name.
Webmasterbator Team: The Black Clap, Moaning Lisa, Donkey-Ho-Te, Tight-E
It’s a process, you know. Keeping up with updates, features, patching, events….piss off, we’re busy!
On-Sec Team: This could be you!!!!!
If you see a silhouette in the far off distance there is a chance you have spotted the elusive Hashshquatch! No one is sure of its motivation, but fear not, a sighting likely means you are on true trail. We aren’t sure if it can communicate with hashkind, but call of PEYURDOOS! it has been known to cause it to look your way.