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Rego here: https://hashrego.com/events/license-to-swill-ft-the-girl-with-the-golden-2020

It’s the 40th analversary of Pittsburgh H3, the worst running club in western Pennsylvania!  Traditionally, the 40th anniversary is celebrated with rubies, but instead we’re going GOLD, baby!  Gold means value, which means $$$, which means it will be a hoity toity, VIP, exclusive affair full of sexy intrigue.  Just the kind of shindig James Bond himself would feel lucky to be ordered bust into.  Now, in lieu of an overwrought campout description incorporating various Bond tropes, here is a list of tortured genre puns and THEN a traditional weekend itinerary.  You’re welcome.

1.  Dr. No Means No
2. Goldfinger? I don’t even know her!
3. Thunderbald
4. Ewe Only Live Twice
5. On Her Vajesty’s Secret Service
6. Diamonds Are Forever, Circle Lasts Longer
7. Live and Let Dye, the Easter Egg Story
8. The Man with the Golden Dick
9. Poonraker
10. For Your Thighs Only
11. A View to a Krill
12. GoldenEye, Yes I Would!
13. The World Is Hot Enough
14. Dye Another Day, the year without an Easter
15. Quantum of Sore Ass
16. Spectre? I don’t even know her!

But what can I expect at this weekend campout?
Event haberdashery, Friday Trail, Friday Beer Share, Saturday Trail, Hash Olympdicks – Casino Grand Mal, Beer Mile, Shower Concierge, Skits & Dancing, Bond/Villain/Girl costume contest, Bonfire, Midnight (or earlier!) shot quest trail, Sunday Zippy (TM) trail for wankers.

What can I expect to pay for this bounty of food, friends, and entertainment?
$80 until 2/29 (Leap Day!)
$90 until 4/30 LAST DAY FOR HAB
$100 until 5/28
$120 at the Gate

PROHIBITED
Dogs, guns, teenagers, generators, campers bigger than a pop-up, and SPECTRE operatives.