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PITT #240, Festivus Prelube with Major and Two Birds 6:30 pm
PITT #240, Festivus Prelube with Major and Two Birds @ Park Place Pub
Dec 2 @ 6:30 pm
‘Twas the week before Festivus, when all through the house, Two Birds was stirring and starting to grouse. A feeling of salt hung in the air, as she suddenly remembered she was soon to hare. …
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DS #79 – Krampus is Cumming for You 6:30 pm
DS #79 – Krampus is Cumming for You @ Darbea's Tavern
Dec 3 @ 6:30 pm
Hare: The Black Clap What: DS #79 When: December 3, 2021 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Where:  Darbea’s Tavern, 1962 Lowrie St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy …
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Hash #1995: FESTIVUS!!!!!! 12:00 pm
Hash #1995: FESTIVUS!!!!!!
Dec 4 @ 12:00 pm
Join Scrum Guzzler, ICP, Creamy, Tight E, and Porn Again to celebrate 15 years of salt, pain, and not giving a shit. We celebrate in the only way we know how to and that’s with …
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TN@ Annual PAP: Wine & Charcuterie! 7:00 pm
TN@ Annual PAP: Wine & Charcuterie!
Dec 10 @ 7:00 pm
TN@ Annual PAP: Wine & Charcuterie! @ Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
We merrily request your presence at our annual TN@ PAP! It stands for Pretty Awesome Party, so no speculums at this PAP! Instead of a bar crawl this will be a private house party– assorted …
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Hash #1996, Goodbye Couch! 12:00 pm
Hash #1996, Goodbye Couch! @ Couch Brewery
Dec 12 @ 12:00 pm
This is a sentimental hash for some, especially for your HareRaiser! This was the location for Anal Eaze’s very first hash, and now Couch is closing. So let’s get cozy at Couch one last time. …
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PITT #241, White Elephant Trail 6:30 pm
PITT #241, White Elephant Trail
Dec 16 @ 6:30 pm
Details cumming soon! Hares: Cumcatenate, Wheelbarrow Willie, and Schoolhouse
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Hash #1998, Lips and Putin 10:00 am
Hash #1998, Lips and Putin
Dec 25 @ 10:00 am
Christmas day hash–details cumming soon
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TN@ Annual PAP: Wine & Charcuterie!
Dec 10 @ 7:00 pm
We merrily request your presence at our annual TN@ PAP! It stands for Pretty Awesome Party, so no speculums at this PAP!
Instead of a bar crawl this will be a private house party– assorted wine and beer and some food will be provided– but we invite people to bring something yummy to share for the charcuterie table!
Your outgoing GM, Dirty Gerbil, invites you to party down at her parent’s northside rowhouse. Vaccinated harriettes only and no dogs. If you have any questions about getting there call/text her at 4*2-580-1808.
When: 7pm
Where: 1227 Resaca Place, 15212
Harriette Hosts: Dirty Gerbil & Heart-on
What to bring: charcuterie contributions

We won’t be having regular trail this month.

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The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.

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Hash #1996, Goodbye Couch! @ Couch Brewery
Dec 12 @ 12:00 pm

This is a sentimental hash for some, especially for your HareRaiser! This was the location for Anal Eaze’s very first hash, and now Couch is closing. So let’s get cozy at Couch one last time. Raise your glasses to fond memories, to drag queen bingo, to Lips’ car being towed when she was BeerMeister for PITT, and to the awesomely nice staff at Couch. <3

This one’s gonna be a little different. Pay attention if you haven’t been hashing long!

This will be an A-to-A pick-up trail! Here’s how it will work:

Your HareRaiser, Anal, will make you sign in when you arrive. This means you will write your name on a piece of paper, and that piece of paper will go into a baggy. After everyone has arrived, Anal will draw a piece of paper out of the baggy, maybe two depending on how she feels, and that person will be the hare for that leg of trail. No worries–you’ll get about 10 minutes to look at a map, and Anal can give you ideas on where to go. Your HareRaiser will provide the flour, flour bag, and chalk for trail.

Anal will probably have a bottle of something on trail for impromptu shot quests, but all beer stops will be contra on this trail. There will be a minimum of two contra stops, maybe more… we’ll see how it goes. Circle may or may not be contra. That kinda depends on when we get done. So be prepared with money, your ID, and a mask because some places still require them.

You should probably leave doggos at home since this trail is unscripted and all contra stops.

Questions? Read the description again. It’s all in the write-up.

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PITT #241, White Elephant Trail
Dec 16 @ 6:30 pm

Details cumming soon!

Hares: Cumcatenate, Wheelbarrow Willie, and Schoolhouse

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Hash #1997, London Britches
Dec 19 @ 2:00 pm

Details cumming soon!

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Hash #1998, Lips and Putin
Dec 25 @ 10:00 am

Christmas day hash–details cumming soon

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PITT #242: 69 with Anal Eaze
Dec 30 @ 6:30 pm

AZ’s 69th trail

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Hash #1999, Hare Needed
Jan 2 @ 2:00 pm

Hare needed–choice of Saturday, Sunday, or Monday evening

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TN@ #68: Manvitational
Jan 5 @ 6:30 pm
This will be a manviational trail. Details to follow.
PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com

The TN@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.

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PITT #243: Pgh Pre-Lube for 2000th Trail, Shameless’ Birthday
Jan 6 @ 6:30 pm

Shameless’ birthday trail! We’ll celebrate her and our 2000th!

This is an off-week for PITT! More hashy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail!

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Party Pre-Lube for the 2000th Pgh Trail! @ Hop Farm Brewing
Jan 7 @ 7:00 pm – 11:59 pm

Cum party at Hop Farm Friday night to get lubed up for the 2000th Pgh trail! We’ll have the warehouse space to ourselves from 7:00pm to 12:00am.

$5.00 to get in, and then beer and (most) food is on you. We’ll have some free appetizers from Hop Farm to share through the night.

We’ve got plenty of chill space, tunes to spin, beer to drink, and stories to share. No shiggy socks needed since this ain’t a trail, so feel free to get gussied up or show up in a onesie if that’s more your style.

Questions? Hit up Anal Eaze or Moon. They probably don’t have an answer, but they’re chatty and will happily bullshit with you for a while!

Possibly more details to cum…unless I get lazy and don’t feel like adding anything else.