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Apr
9
Thu
Canceled: PITTH3 #220 & Fool Moon: ICP and Anal Eaze @ Roundabout
Apr 9 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19

Apr
15
Wed
TN@ #58: Harriette Needed!
Apr 15 @ 6:30 pm

TN@ Trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.

Apr
22
Wed
DS #61 – HARE NEEDED
Apr 22 @ 6:30 pm

Who: HARE NEEDED

WHERE: TBD

WHEN: April 22 at 6:30pm, on out at 7pm

WHY: To run a harder longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Apr
23
Thu
PITTH3 #221 Tight E
Apr 23 @ 6:30 pm

Details to cum!

May
7
Thu
PITTH3 #222 & Fool Moon: Windshield Cumshot
May 7 @ 6:30 pm

This Pitt Trail is also the May Fool Moon Hash. Details to cum!

May
21
Thu
PITTH3 #223 Anal Eaze
May 21 @ 6:30 pm

anal

May
29
Fri
Hash #1933 – License to Swill ft. The Girl with the Golden Buns
May 29 – May 31 all-day

Rego here: https://hashrego.com/events/license-to-swill-ft-the-girl-with-the-golden-2020

It’s the 40th analversary of Pittsburgh H3, the worst running club in western Pennsylvania!  Traditionally, the 40th anniversary is celebrated with rubies, but instead we’re going GOLD, baby!  Gold means value, which means $$$, which means it will be a hoity toity, VIP, exclusive affair full of sexy intrigue.  Just the kind of shindig James Bond himself would feel lucky to be ordered bust into.  Now, in lieu of an overwrought campout description incorporating various Bond tropes, here is a list of tortured genre puns and THEN a traditional weekend itinerary.  You’re welcome.

  1.  Dr. No Means No
  2. Goldfinger? I don’t even know her!
  3. Thunderbald
  4. Ewe Only Live Twice
  5. On Her Vajesty’s Secret Service
  6. Diamonds Are Forever, Circle Lasts Longer
  7. Live and Let Dye, the Easter Egg Story
  8. The Man with the Golden Dick
  9. Poonraker
  10. For Your Thighs Only
  11. A View to a Krill
  12. GoldenEye, Yes I Would!
  13. The World Is Hot Enough
  14. Dye Another Day, the year without an Easter
  15. Quantum of Sore Ass
  16. Spectre? I don’t even know her!

But what can I expect at this weekend campout?
Event haberdashery, Friday Trail, Friday Beer Share, Saturday Trail, Hash Olympdicks – Casino Grand Mal, Beer Mile, Shower Concierge, Skits & Dancing, Bond/Villain/Girl costume contest, Bonfire, Midnight (or earlier!) shot quest trail, Sunday Zippy (TM) trail for wankers.

What can I expect to pay for this bounty of food, friends, and entertainment?
$80 until 2/29 (Leap Day!)
$90 until 4/30 LAST DAY FOR HAB
$100 until 5/28
$120 at the Gate

PROHIBITED
Dogs, guns, teenagers, generators, campers bigger than a pop-up, and SPECTRE operatives.

Jun
4
Thu
PITTH3 # 224 HARE NEEDED
Jun 4 @ 6:30 pm
Jun
7
Sun
Hash #1934 – Mangurglar’s Birthday! @ Baby Loves Tacos
Jun 7 @ 2:00 pm – 4:00 pm

Starting location subject to change, but somewhere around Millvale.

Jun
15
Mon
Hash #1935 – Hare Needed!
Jun 15 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Hare’s Choice: Sunday or Monday!