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Hash #1817 –The House of Blue Lights- Whales Vagina, Manwich 2:00 pm
Hash #1817 –The House of Blue Lights- Whales Vagina, Manwich @ House of 1000 Beers
Mar 4 @ 2:00 pm
  Hash #1817 – The House of Blue Lights Yes it’s a George Thorogood song. It’s also what the locals (probably) now call the New Kensington Sheetz. You see, they installed blue lights in the …
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Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo 2:00 pm
Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo @ Broad Street Bistro
Mar 11 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1818 – Asshole by semen, Squirreleo @ Broad Street Bistro | North Versailles | Pennsylvania | United States
February is finally behind us and as mid-March approaches it’s time to set your clocks forward and join ABS and Honeynut Squirreleo for another Squirreleo Beerthday trail. If you’ve attended a Squirreleo Beerthday trail in …
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PITT H3 #161 – Matt Sphincter Cuffed 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #161 – Matt Sphincter Cuffed @ Pittsburgherz
Mar 15 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm
It’s the Ides of March, and spring has nearly sprung! Time to pull out of your favorite hole, wander 150 feet outside the city limits, and for Caesar’s sake, try not to get stabbed by …
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Darkside #37 – Moon 6:30 pm
Darkside #37 – Moon @ Zano's Pub House
Mar 16 @ 6:30 pm
When: March 16th, 6:30pm meet, on-out 7pm Where: Zano’s Pub 6:30, 3806 Acorn St, Pittsburgh, PA 15207 Who: Moon and Defender Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it. …
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Hash #1819 – AC/DC Beerthday 2:00 pm
Hash #1819 – AC/DC Beerthday @ Full Pint Brewing
Mar 18 @ 2:00 pm
The desporatos hash. When you’re so desperate, any hares will do. hash cash $5. Hi. I’m AC?DC. I’m a simple hare. Some might say a simpleton. I like long walks on the beach, puppies, and …
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TN@ #31: Heart On 6:30 pm
TN@ #31: Heart On @ The Summit
Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ #31: Heart On @ The Summit | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Join your hare  On @ The Summit 200 Shiloh Street Pittsburgh, Pa 15211 Meet up @ 6:30 pm for great happy hour specials; 7 pm on out Apres @ The Summit or Redbeards across the …
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Green Dress Prelube Bar Crawl 6:00 pm
Green Dress Prelube Bar Crawl @ New Amsterdam
Mar 23 @ 6:00 pm
It’s Green Dress weekend and we’ve decided it’s a great time to start drinking early… Meet-up at 6pm, on-out at 7pm. Trail will be marked for any latecomers. Trail beer is contra (paid for by …
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Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run 1:00 pm
Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run @ Beerhead
Mar 24 @ 1:00 pm
Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run @ Beerhead | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Come one, come all to Pittsburgh’s Annual Green Dress Run! Yes, we know that St. Patrick’s Day was the *previous* weekend, but so is everyone else’s annual GDR and green-themed events. We will have a …
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GDR Fat Boy Brunch Trail 11:00 am
GDR Fat Boy Brunch Trail @ Federal Galley
Mar 25 @ 11:00 am
Finish up you weekend of green-themed debauchery with a good ol’ Fat Boy trail and brunch. Meet up at 11am outside the entrance to Federal Galley, on-out at 11:15am Brunch is on you (or whomever …
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PITT H3 #162 – Right Side of the Tracks 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #162 – Right Side of the Tracks @ Market District Waterworks
Mar 29 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm
Come join Plea Barkin and Ptear-Her-Dactyl for an enchanting evening stroll in the idyllic Fox Chapel neighborhood. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? The Market District’s happy hour is pretty sick, so think …
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FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa 2:00 pm
FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa @ Evergreen Cafe
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm
Moaning Lisa — Fool Moon Make the Pilgrimage and join me for this PRAT style pick-up trail. No rules, just right. When: March 31 @ 2.00p Where: Evergreen Cafe, 7330 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15208 …

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TN@ #31: Heart On @ The Summit
Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm
Join your hare ? On
@ The Summit
200 Shiloh Street
Pittsburgh, Pa 15211

Meet up @ 6:30 pm for great happy hour specials; 7 pm on out
Apres @ The Summit or Redbeards across the street
Questions 412-980-2747
*TN@ trails are ladies only.*
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Green Dress Prelube Bar Crawl @ New Amsterdam
Mar 23 @ 6:00 pm

It’s Green Dress weekend and we’ve decided it’s a great time to start drinking early…

Meet-up at 6pm, on-out at 7pm. Trail will be marked for any latecomers. Trail beer is contra (paid for by you or whomever you charm into buying you drinks).

Festive dress strongly encouraged.

 

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Hash #1820 – Annual Green Dress Run @ Beerhead
Mar 24 @ 1:00 pm

Come one, come all to Pittsburgh’s Annual Green Dress Run!

Yes, we know that St. Patrick’s Day was the *previous* weekend, but so is everyone else’s annual GDR and green-themed events. We will have a Costume Contest with prizes for Best Dressed, Worst Dressed, Sluttiest, and Most Ridiculous dresses. Also this is Moon’s 69th birthday weekend! (The clock goes backwards for him now.) Come and join our Big Green Sh*tshow! Our Green Dress weekend events actually kick-off on Friday night with a bar crawl and ends on Sunday morning with a Fat Boy Brunch if you want to make a whole weekend out of it! Any travel hashers who’d like a 2nd weekend drinking in a green dress are welcome to visit our fair city and we’ll even help organize crash space.

Date: March 24th, 2018, 1:00 meet-up, 2:30 on-out
On-out location: Beerhead, 110 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Cost: $20, sign up now at Hashrego

Trail: We cover all trail beer and snacks (pre-lube and on-after food is on you) and 100% of our hash cash goes to our selected charity.

Charity: Operation Safety Net is an amazing local organization that provides medical care and support to Pittsburgh’s homeless, and is internationally recognized for its good works, although it’s small enough and mostly volunteer-run, and we will give them a nice boost with our support. Read more about their work here.

GDR Committee: Dirty Gerbil, T-Boner, Tittsburgh Orgynizer, Whales Vagina, EZ-2-Please

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GDR Fat Boy Brunch Trail @ Federal Galley
Mar 25 @ 11:00 am

Finish up you weekend of green-themed debauchery with a good ol’ Fat Boy trail and brunch.

Meet up at 11am outside the entrance to Federal Galley, on-out at 11:15am
Brunch is on you (or whomever you con into paying for you).

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PITT H3 #162 – Right Side of the Tracks @ Market District Waterworks
Mar 29 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm

Come join Plea Barkin and Ptear-Her-Dactyl for an enchanting evening stroll in the idyllic Fox Chapel neighborhood. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

The Market District’s happy hour is pretty sick, so think about coming early and drinking too much so you cannot run so fast. Seriously, we are slow and need all the help we can get. Also, the waitstaff at Giant Eagle is union, so no tipping required! If you guys promise to drink way too much, we promise in return not to song check the fuck out of you.

After you drink too much, everything from there will be down hill, literally, this will be the first A-A trail that is downhill all the way.

For the inevitable is it dog friendly, no, but you’ll bring them anyways. 95% chance they will survive. At least one spot may require that you carry them, although my dog, who is not the brightest did fine.

Bring a light, the denizens of this area have headlights on their cars, so there are no street lights. If you are harassed by the police, speak with a British accent:

https://www.wikihow.com/Speak-in-a-British-Accent

They never arrest the Brits in Fox Chapel. Recently, in an interaction I had with the police, I forgot to break out my British accent. I paid dearly.

Shiggy – nothing worse than Squirreleo’s beerthday.

Walnut Grill is open until 1:00am for on-after if any one wants.

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FOOL MOON- Moaning Lisa @ Evergreen Cafe
Mar 31 @ 2:00 pm

Moaning Lisa — Fool Moon

Make the Pilgrimage and join me for this PRAT style pick-up trail. No rules, just right.

When: March 31 @ 2.00p
Where: Evergreen Cafe, 7330 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15208
Cost: $2 Item. No Cash. Trail is Contra.
Contact: Moaning Lisa

You’ve heard the buzz, now live the experience. Interested in PRAT, but not sure it’s worth your time? Too busy with TN@? Join me Saturday for a PRAT style pick up trail departing the Evergreen Cafe around 2p. Bring folding money for trail, Circle and DFL beer provided by the Hare.

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Hash #1821 April Fools Day – C&B – Sphincter @ West End Cafe
Apr 1 @ 2:00 pm
It’s Easter Fools Day! A time for rebirth and new life! A time for little bunnies to hatch from Easter eggs, and a time for larval ticks to suck the blood of frolicking hashers.

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:
– Yes, there will be a trail
– No, it will not just be a sack of flour

Join Cuffed and Battered for her Jesus birthday (born on Easter!) and Sphincter Control for his hashing analversary as we romp through the West End and South Hills.

There will be an adult easter egg hunt, some holiday-themed games, and lots (and lots) of shiggy. Bring a dry bag, head lamp, and virgins to help you with you trespassing altercations. We’ve stopped caring about your kids and dogs because you’ll bring them no matter what we say. Did we mention dry bag?

$5 hash cash as food will be provided, and the West End Cafe requires ID for everyone.

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PITT H3 Spring Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval
Apr 5 @ 8:00 pm – 9:00 pm

Test your speed and stomach at the semi-annual PITT H3 Beer Mile!

4 laps, 4 beers, and a whole lot of entertainment.

This is open to all, so bring your friends. Mediocre qualifying beer will be provided to contestants, but feel free to bring your own if you have standards.

*PITT H3 is not responsible for your poor life choices. All bodily harm and puking from participating is on you. Make sure to have a ride home, absolutely do not drink and drive.

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Hash #1822 HLT and T-Bag
Apr 8 @ 2:00 pm

Who: HLT, T-Bag, & our Mystery Hare
What: Hashing in the wet muddy shiggy
Where: 114 County Line Road, Bridgeville PA 15017
When: April 8th, 2018
Why: Figured after a few years it was time to bring you guys back out across the County Line where we have never hashed before. Lots of new shiggy discovered. Lots of rain in the forecast during this time of year so a dry bag is heavily reccomended (dry shoes and clothes for the on after). We reccomend wearing pants on trail, but its your skin after all. Car pooling is also encouraged since parking can get a little tight at my house and your driving out of the city to begin with. Camp chairs welcome. As you can imagine, there will be an okay selection of beer.

Questions:
HLT ~ 412-512-7986
T-Bag ~ 412-722-8470

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PITT H3 #163 -Wheelbarrow Mel Clap @ Zanos
Apr 12 @ 6:30 pm – 11:15 pm

For website

Starting off at Zano’s because why not! Lots of shiggy and probably lots of rain, so it should be all wet and sloppy with little prickly things. Just the way we like it!

This is Just Mel’s first time haring, so who knows what the hell will happen. Hell knows the rest of the hares put no effort in the trail! Even if it’s a shitty trail, there’ll be Zano’s.

Zano’s is cash only (If you didn’t know that by now you should bum cash off the hashsquatch).

They will keep kitchen open if we place orders before on-out.
#ZanoH3