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Hash #1833 Squirreleo and Putin – The Country Club Trail 2:00 pm
Hash #1833 Squirreleo and Putin – The Country Club Trail @ Westwood Bar and Grill
Jul 1 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1833 Squirreleo and Putin - The Country Club Trail @ Westwood Bar and Grill | West Mifflin | Pennsylvania | United States
Hash 1833 – The Country Club Trail If you leave Erie before noon, drive fast and take chances, you’ll make it just in time for the Squirreleo & Putin Country Club Trail!  That’s right, this …
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Bike hash July 4th 6:30 pm
Bike hash July 4th @ Double Wide
Jul 4 @ 6:30 pm
Bike hash July 4th at 7pm. Starts at Double Wide in the Southside. Helmets, lights and cash encouraged. We will end at a perfect location for viewing the pyrotechnics. There may be hash cash.
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PITT H3 #170 – Schoolhouse Gerbil T-Boner 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #170 – Schoolhouse Gerbil T-Boner @ D's six pack & dogz
Jul 5 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm
Bring a dog, borrow a dog, or be a dog—or do all three! Technically, according to Boner, it is not actually the dog days of summer because of something about stars and yada yada yawn. …
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Hash #1834 Wroughten and Whaley’s Urban Safari #7 2:00 pm
Hash #1834 Wroughten and Whaley’s Urban Safari #7 @ Allegheny City Brewing
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1834 Wroughten and Whaley's Urban Safari #7 @ Allegheny City Brewing | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
This is the furry trail you’ve been waiting for. Wear your bunny ears and fuzzy tails. Bring cash as true trail goes through a food festival, plus there is a contra stop. Wear your shiggy …
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Moon’s Urban Float and Bloat (What could go wrong) 12:00 pm
Moon’s Urban Float and Bloat (What could go wrong)
Jul 8 @ 12:00 pm
Another Float and Bloat adjustment: Everything will be one hour earlier. Float details: Meet at 40th street to drop floatable and any food offerings at 12. Trail meets at 1, run at 1:30. Trail will …
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TN@ #35: Any Cock’ll Do 6:30 pm
TN@ #35: Any Cock’ll Do @ Miller’s Seafood House
Jul 11 @ 6:30 pm
Come join your hare Any Cock’ll Do for a fun hash through Brighton Heights. There won’t be a lot of shiggy since your hare hates getting poison ivy and it’s too hot for long sleeves …
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Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips 6:30 pm
Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips @ Village Tavern
Jul 13 @ 6:30 pm – 10:15 pm
Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips @ Village Tavern | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips Trail details: What: Dark side Trail #41 When: July 13th, meet 6:30pm, hares away 7:00pm Where: Village Tavern, 424 S Main St, Pittsburgh, PA 15220 Who: E=MC Hammered and Lips …
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Mountainbeer hash #69 2:00 pm
Mountainbeer hash #69
Jul 14 @ 2:00 pm
July 14th falls on Bastille Day. The Fete de la Federation on 14 July, 1790 was a celebration of the unity of the French nation during the French Revolution.  After the end of the official …
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Hash # 1835 ICP beerthday hash with Death Marshall 2:00 pm
Hash # 1835 ICP beerthday hash with Death Marshall @ Rich's Parkside Den
Jul 15 @ 2:00 pm
When?  July 15th @ 2:00 Where? Rich’s Parkside Den Why? Beer, beer, and to celebrate the day I was removed from the womb Come Join ICP and Death Marshall as we stomp around the streets of Versailles/McKeesport …
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PITT H3 #171- Curby Creamy 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #171- Curby Creamy
Jul 19 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
When: Thursday, July 19th, 2018 Where: Porky’s Bar and Grill (34 Bridge St., Etna, PA 15223) Cost: $5 Hares: Curb Appeal and Cream of Mushroom Frank the Pig says, “Hey jags! Come dahn to Porky’s …
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Hash #1836 Twerkin and STI 3:00 pm
Hash #1836 Twerkin and STI
Jul 21 @ 3:00 pm
When: Saturday July 21 Time: Meet at 3pm on out at 330pm* Note the time! LATE START! Where: STI and Twerkings Home (1512 Stonington Dr Glenshaw PA 15116) Hash Cash: Still just $5 Trail A …
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Hash # FOOL MOON!!!!! Moaning Lisa 6:30 pm
Hash # FOOL MOON!!!!! Moaning Lisa @ Spring Hill Brewing
Jul 27 @ 6:30 pm
A mysterious red-clad hasher wanders a mystical landscape encountering multiple bizarre characters. Who: Moaning Lisa What: Fool Moon: The Trail Nobody Wanted Part II Where: Spring Hill Brewing, 1958 Varley St Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15212 When: …
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Hash #1837 Moon – Son of Megahash 2:00 pm
Hash #1837 Moon – Son of Megahash @ Interchange Lounge -Italian Restaurant
Jul 29 @ 2:00 pm
Megahash will be scheduled for a later cooler date. We would like to offer Son of Megahash Sunday July 29th at 2PM Interchange Lounge –Italian Restaurant 1560 Worthington Ave Clairton, PA 15025 (412) 382-4288 Opens at 11:00 …
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Hash #1834 Wroughten and Whaley’s Urban Safari #7 @ Allegheny City Brewing
Jul 7 @ 2:00 pm

This is the furry trail you’ve been waiting for. Wear your bunny ears and fuzzy tails. Bring cash as true trail goes through a food festival, plus there is a contra stop. Wear your shiggy socks and apply sunscreen and chub rub. Trail is less than 69 miles and more than you can imagine. You might see a critter you want to yiff, or will it see you first? Bring sexy virgins and low expectations.

Allegheny City opens at 2, so there’s no bonus points for being early, but maybe bring a growler for apres if you want swanky suds.

Dogs will not be able to do all of trail and seeing as it is live, you’ll be on your own for figuring out how to fill the gaps.

Apres will be at 1407 Sherman Ave. (Dirty Boner’s place) bring a chair and park accordingly. Enter through the side gate to the right of the front door.

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Moon’s Urban Float and Bloat (What could go wrong)
Jul 8 @ 12:00 pm
Another Float and Bloat adjustment:
Everything will be one hour earlier.
Float details: Meet at 40th street to drop floatable and any food offerings at 12. Trail meets at 1, run at 1:30. Trail will be 3.5 miles fast and flat. One contra beer stop. Should be at put-in around 3. Chill and eat till 4. Wait 1/2 hour like you momma said (just kidding). Please note the you should bring a life jacket if you have one. If you can borrow any extra please do. I have some extra heavy duty tubes if needed. Please don’t show up with a dollar store pool toy. I will cook hot dogs. Snacks or side dishes will be good. There will be beer at the cookout and a beer stop on the river. You are on your own otherwise. More details below.

BIG CHANGES Urban Float and Bloat July 8th, 1pm

Details: We will drop our flotation devices off at the parking lot at the end of 40th street in Lawrenceville Someone will graciously stay there to watch them. We will drive our vehicles to the parking lot at 40°27’26.03?N, 79°59’9.34?W
This is a landing on the Northshore river trail upstream from the 16th Street Bridge. It is directly across the river from the Cork Factory. We will then hash back to our boats…I use this term loosely.. have a nice light smack and then float back to our cars. There will be a waterborn beerstop on the way. Probably hash cash or pot luck or something.

 

Float details: Meet at 40th street to drop floatable and any food offerings at 12. Trail meets at 1, run at 1:30. Trail will be 3.5 miles fast and flat. One contra beer stop. Should be at put-in around 4. Chill and eat till 5. Wait 1/2 hour like you momma said (just kidding). Please note the you should bring a life jacket if you have one. If you can borrow any extra please do. I have some extra heavy duty tubes if needed. Please don’t show up with a dollar store pool toy. I will cook hot dogs. Snacks or side dishes will be good. There will be beer at the cookout and a beer stop on the river. You are on your own otherwise.

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TN@ #35: Any Cock’ll Do @ Miller’s Seafood House
Jul 11 @ 6:30 pm

Come join your hare Any Cock’ll Do for a fun hash through Brighton Heights. There won’t be a lot of shiggy since your hare hates getting poison ivy and it’s too hot for long sleeves and shiggy socks. Trail is A to A and dog friendly (start bar is not). Try to find street parking since the parking lot is small. The bar is a smoking bar but the restaurant is non-smoking. We’re allowed to get a table and order drinks in the restaurant if you want to stay away from the smoke

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips @ Village Tavern
Jul 13 @ 6:30 pm – 10:15 pm

Darkside#41 E=MC Hammered & Lips

Trail details:
What: Dark side Trail #41
When: July 13th, meet 6:30pm, hares away 7:00pm
Where: Village Tavern, 424 S Main St, Pittsburgh, PA 15220
Who: E=MC Hammered and Lips of Steel
What: who cares, there’s beer

So you think you are brave enough to venture out on Friday the 13th. But are you too scared to come out to the Darkside on Friday the 13th??? Come test your luck by joining E=MC Hammered and Lips of Steel for a leisurely jaunt around West End.
Trail is about 95% doggable. Bring a light!!!! Plan for a spattering of shiggy, possible moistness, beer, and scary places. There will be a chicken option for those that have four legs, the wankers that don’t have lights, and those that are. . . well.. . just plain ScArED. Bring a light!
Oh, yea and update your life insurance.

 

 

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Mountainbeer hash #69
Jul 14 @ 2:00 pm

July 14th falls on Bastille Day. The Fete de la Federation on 14 July, 1790 was a celebration of the unity of the French nation during the French Revolution.  After the end of the official celebration, the day ended in a huge four-day popular feast and people celebrated with fireworks, as well as fine wine and running nude through the streets in order to display their great freedom..

I can think of no better way to celebrate than to lay a hash, run nekkid through the woods, drink fine wine and beer, and engage in frivolous shenanigans.   

Welcum one and all to the Walkie Talkie / Purple Princess cohared Trail of Misery, aka the shit show that’ll bring a spectacular end to both our kennels by sheer happenstance of getting everyone so mind bogglingly lost.

Trail will start at Smokin Jill’s (3787 Earl L Core Rd, Morgantown, WV 26508) with a meetup time of 2, on out at 2:37 and a half.  Hash cash $5, most beer on us, some on you. Crappy beer on us, fancy I.P.A.’s on you lot.

Trail is fido friendly, apres isn’t, so leave your furry companion outside. A compass is highly recommended, as are local maps, google maps, a guide dog, and a hail Mary, because I’ve not been in W.V. for some time and this is sure to be an experience.  Where was I going with this? Oh right, trail will be short, flat, dry, and shiggy free. This is unofficially the prelube to ICPs beerthday trail.

Purple Princess…412-432-9807

Walkie Talkie…304-266-4687

 

Does anyone still read this far down?  

Titties and beer.

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Hash # 1835 ICP beerthday hash with Death Marshall @ Rich's Parkside Den
Jul 15 @ 2:00 pm

When?  July 15th @ 2:00

Where? Rich’s Parkside Den

Why? Beer, beer, and to celebrate the day I was removed from the womb

Come Join ICP and Death Marshall as we stomp around the streets of Versailles/McKeesport on a hashy adventure. There will be trees, shrubs, and flour! No need to bust out those fresh trail shoes unless you wanna wear them down, but there will be optional swimming holes so no dry bag needed unless you wanna take a dip. I don’t have a dog so I didn’t ask the bar if they ID our K9 friends but the trail otherwise is friendly, parking is at the lot by the bike trail. They have a 10 dollar min on credit cards so maybe bring some cash, also to assist the kitchen staff we plan to make a food list before heading out on trail so if you want something get on the list.

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PITT H3 #171- Curby Creamy
Jul 19 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

When: Thursday, July 19th, 2018
Where: Porky’s Bar and Grill (34 Bridge St., Etna, PA 15223)
Cost: $5
Hares: Curb Appeal and Cream of Mushroom

Frank the Pig says, “Hey jags! Come dahn to Porky’s for da hash! While yinz are at it pre-order yer food from da bar befahr on-out. But don’t even think abaht orderen da smoked pig!”

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Hash #1836 Twerkin and STI
Jul 21 @ 3:00 pm

When: Saturday July 21

Time: Meet at 3pm on out at 330pm* Note the time! LATE START!

Where: STI and Twerkings Home (1512 Stonington Dr Glenshaw PA 15116)

Hash Cash: Still just $5

Trail A to A: Make the trek over to Glenshaw to frolick through some residential shiggy! Trail will be short and flat. PI and ticks are a thing. So please prepare. Portions of trail will not be dog friendly (start, stops, and apres).

Apres: Located at the start. Ride the pool bull, Eat, Drink and Socialize

After Apres Shindig:
We will be having a open beer tasting for great craft beer nerds or newbies! Please bring a few beers to share! For those that do not want to participate in the beer share we will have something for you too!

Please bring: Change of Clothes, BYO swim things(swimwear and towel), camp chair, and beer for share(if interested).

Oh this is also our Fearless GM’s Beerthday! He will be out of town! So lets make sure to have a great time for him!

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Hash # FOOL MOON!!!!! Moaning Lisa @ Spring Hill Brewing
Jul 27 @ 6:30 pm

A mysterious red-clad hasher wanders a mystical landscape encountering multiple bizarre characters.
Who: Moaning Lisa
What: Fool Moon: The Trail Nobody Wanted Part II
Where: Spring Hill Brewing,
1958 Varley St
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15212
When: Friday July 27 @ 6:30p
Advisements: Wear Bright Colors, Bring illumination, Stay Gold.

Dog friendly? Only tough dogs.

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Hash #1837 Moon – Son of Megahash @ Interchange Lounge -Italian Restaurant
Jul 29 @ 2:00 pm
Megahash will be scheduled for a later cooler date. We would like to offer Son of Megahash
Sunday July 29th at 2PM
Interchange Lounge Italian Restaurant


(412) 382-4288
Opens at 11:00 AM