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TN@#49: Mangurglar
Aug 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

ManG says:  Help me explore my new neighborhood. Very likely to have some hills, but I’ll do my best to keep from killing everyone. I am 8 months pregnant. Some shiggy, but I can give short/long cuts if anyone needs stroller friendly options.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

Hash #1892 Red Dress Run 2019 Slutty Princesses – SleE-Z Pass, Just Dana, and Anal Eaze @ Allegheny Elks Lodge
Aug 24 @ 12:00 pm

Cum One Cum All to the 2019 Pittsburgh’s Red Dress Run!!

Channel your inner princess by donning your best red dress! There will be BEER, trail, singing, dancing, and did I say BEER? Trail will be between 3-4 miles ish, on-out and apres at Elks Lodge. Trail will be walker friendly as a princess wants to look extra fabulous out on the streets of Pittsburgh. We have the the place from 12 till 6:30PM so meet-up at 12 on out at 1PM. Bring cash for the prelube and on after. There is a cash bar (ATM on site) at the start and end. Possible contra stop as well. Walk ups are welcome but rego is fast and easy just like Dana. We will have raffle baskets and a dollar dance with Dana. Plus an extra fund for Purple ( see below).

On a side note, as many of you know Purple just recently got injured on trail and will need some assistance, we will be taking side donates for him at this event. We have something special for him that will be at RDR.

The hares will each bring a dish to share with everyone so please bring an item to share as well and spice up the variety!!!!—(glutards, vegans, chocolate haters and any other food allergens please let us know in advance and we will do our best to accommodate/ not kill you.)

FIDO: The Elks is not doggo friendly

Hash Cash- $20-proceeds will be donated to Allegheny Elks Lodge.
Cost Includes: Trail, Trail beer and food. Prelube and On-After beers are on you.

After trail and food at the Elks we will be keeping the party going by moving over to Mike’s Beer Bar right down the road at Boggs Building LP, 110 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212


TN@#50: VueGina @ Inner Groove Brewing
Sep 4 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

What starts with V, ends with A, and has fun in the middle? Vagina? Of course. VueGina? Sometimes. How about Verona? Let’s find out on September 4 TN@ #50. Explore the hidden beauty of rivers, railroad tracks, stairs, shiggy and so much more as Vue celebrates another beerthday with her favorite harriettes.

Starts at Inner Groove Brewing, 751 E Railroad Ave, Verona
6:30 P.M., on-out at 7
No hash cash — $1 off drafts @ Inner Groove; 2 beverage stops, 1 contra, 1 on VueGina; apres @ Inner Groove — food truck or order local.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

TN@#51: Bitchin Heat, Just Autumn, & Just Martha @ Hidden Harbor
Oct 2 @ 6:30 pm

Trail will be A to B with B being only 2-3 blocks from the start. There will be one contra stop.

Remember to bring a light as it gets dark pretty early now. I’ll have a few extra on hand but can’t promise that they are bright!

Come join us as we gallivant around Squirrel Hill.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.

TN@#52: Oodles, Fanny & Just Heather
Oct 30 @ 6:30 pm

Trick or Teat! Come to the fourth annual spooooky cemetery trail at Oodles’ place. Have you done this trail before? Yes! Who doesn’t like déjà vu? No dogs in the house, no dinner served this year. Free beer for best costume!

TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.

PITT H3#210/TN@#53: Sir Vix and the Ladies Host Sandturkey @ Birmingham Bridge Tavern
Nov 27 @ 6:30 pm

It’s that time of year again – A PITT TRAIL ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT -that is also a regularly scheduled TN@ trail and EVERYONE is welcome!!!

It’s the 7th Annual Sandturkey!! Join us for this annual PITT tradition of drinking WAY too much to escape the clutches of the hangover monster the next day while having to deal with your family while paying homage to the glorious Sand Turkey!!!

Bring your friends, virgins, and offbeat coworkers on a stroll through South Side while chasing mythical Sand Turkeys. Trail will obviously be short, flat, shiggy free and ABSOLUTELY no fun.

This year the blessed Sand Turkey has seen fit to choose Sir Vix, Man Gurgler, Bitch In Heat, and John Handycock as trail tribute.

Trail will begin at the Birmingham Bridge Tavern (Located at 2901 Sarah St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203.) Meet up at 6:30 PM and plan to be on out by 7:00 PM.

The kitchen at the BBT will be open until 10:00 PM. We promise to have you back in time to eat, but if you dilly dally you may have to go below 18th street to pick a fight with the South Side Pizza Mafia for snacks.

There will be one contra beer stop. Bring some cash on trail.

This trail is dog friendly but the bar is not.

As trail will be on a TN@ trail night this year, hash cash will be the usual $5. ALL the hash cash plus whatever you see fit to donate will go directly to Women’s Center & Shelter of Greater Pittsburgh (

Please be responsible getting home post trail. You know we can not outrun you, so as always, we will do our best to make being sober and fast as difficult for you as possible!

Happy Sand Turkey everyone.

TN@ 3rd Annual PAP!
Dec 13 @ 6:00 pm

Our annual TN@ party where all the fun, good things happen!

6:00 PM Crafting Pre-Lube at Rock Bottom
7:00 PM Crafting at Paint Monkey (see below for details)
9:00 PM Bar Crawl! (Locations will be posted live on tn@facebook group)

For Paint Monkey Event: for $25 you will have your option to paint a canvas stocking, wine tote, or two wine glasses at Paint Monkey. YOU MUST REGISTER INDIVIDUALLY FOR THIS. Go to the Paint Monkey website and register for the craft you want to do. This link should take you directly to the registration page for December 13:


TN@ is a women’s only hash kennel.

TN@#54: Bitchin Heat & Oodles @ Jingle Bar
Dec 18 @ 6:30 pm
Looking for some extra holiday cheer? Join Oodles and BitchinHeat for their second not-quite-annual holiday lights tour. You’ll find holiday song, holiday pop-up bars, and lots of pretty lights at this two mile, cold trail.
Meet at 6:30pm at Jingle, on-out at 7pm.
Dogs are not allowed at Jingle but are welcome to join trail, especially if they have cute holiday sweaters to keep them warm. One contra stop. Circle stop has food for sale.


TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.

Hash #1911 Anal Eaze and Moon – NYE TRAIL & PARTY – Moons 10 Year Plan (Don’t Be Scared) @ Hop Farm Brewing
Dec 31 @ 6:00 pm

Calling all you space cowboys, holographic dudettes, and future farmers of America! Come on out for some hashy fun and ring in 2020 hoedown style!

Where: THE DOOR NEXT TO the Hop Farm entrance. Knock twice, say the secret passphrase: On-On, Moon’s queer, beer here!

Pitt and Pittsburgh trail collaboration featuring hares: Moon and Anal Eaze

Trail: Gather at 6pm, on out at 7pm

What’s included: trail, beer, food, beer, music, beer, luxurious indoor camping, morning bloody mary bar, beer, dancing, and overall debauchery!

On-after: 9ish to eat some food, drink beer, and get the damn party started!

Cost: $20 ($5 for trail, $15 for annual dues) Rego now by going here.

TN@#55: Ear of the Sperm and Dirty Gerbil @ Hop Farm Brewing Company
Jan 22 @ 6:30 pm

Let’s give Hop Farm some love for being excellent hosts for our NYE antics.
Gather at 6:30 PM and on out at 7:00 PM.

TN@ trails happens every 28 days and are ladies only.