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PITT H3 #198 – DD and Dabenz 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #198 – DD and Dabenz @ Brew Gentleman
Jul 4 @ 6:30 pm
Brew Gentleman might be closed but Dabenz has a plan!! There will be a great spot for fireworks. Trail isn’t super doggo friendly.
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TN@#48: ABS & Schoolhouse 6:30 pm
TN@#48: ABS & Schoolhouse
Jul 10 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
ABS is officially a resident of Pittsburgh. Come check out her new neighborhood (and house) with her! Trail start and circle at 52 Perryview Ave. Trail is 3 miles long, dog friendly (so is ABS’s …
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PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever @ The Clark Bar
Jul 18 @ 6:30 pm
Pitt H3 #199 – Willy’s Wonk…. Cum out with your hares Oink, Anal, and Lever for a night that sure to be “scrumtitlyumptious”. Find a golden dick and you might be rewarded with “pure inebriation”….. …
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PITT H3 #199 – Willly’s Wonk -Oink, Anal, Lever @ The Clark Bar
Jul 18 @ 6:30 pm

Pitt H3 #199 – Willy’s Wonk….

Cum out with your hares Oink, Anal, and Lever for a night that sure to be “scrumtitlyumptious”. Find a golden dick and you might be rewarded with “pure inebriation”….. On out at The Clark Bar and Grill. Shiggy yes, dog friendly yes. The bar closes at 9:30 but there are plenty of places go after trail close by.

Willy Wonka themed dress optional

Aug
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PITT H3 #200 – My Hog n Me And Drunk Dynasty @ Jack's
Aug 1 @ 6:30 pm

Calling all wankers, yankers, and spankers, it’s time for Pitt trail… *checks notes* …#200! So put down your toys and your dicks for a couple of hours and we’ll see you at Jack’s because of fucking tradition that’s why. Trail #1: Jack’s. Trail #100: Jack’s. Trail #200: Jack’s, so if you’re expecting anything original on this trail you can just forget it. For those who remember, and for those who don’t, trail #100 included many dumpster-fire worthy events such as hobo piss drinking, caught hares at the T station, and a jaunt up the motherfucking Duquesne incline steps. Do we think we can top that? Impossible, so why bother! I would expect a much flatter, drama-free, generally much more wholesome and friendly trail than #100. Definitely. There might be an eagle/turkey split for those who yearn for a near-death experience because life just isn’t interesting enough for you. You’d be fucking stupid to bring your dog. Actually, you’d be fucking stupid to bring yourself. Eat your wheaties and bring a light. And it GOES WITHOUT SAYING that you should bring a cup if you have one. If any virgins show up, may God have mercy on their soul.

We have the honor to be your most obedient servants,
My HogNMe
Drunk Dynasty

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TN@#49: Mangurglar
Aug 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

ManG says:  Help me explore my new neighborhood. Very likely to have some hills, but I’ll do my best to keep from killing everyone. I am 8 months pregnant. Some shiggy, but I can give short/long cuts if anyone needs stroller friendly options.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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PITT H3 201 AGM Campout – BEAR IT ALL @ Camp Davis Campground
Aug 10 @ 11:00 am – Aug 11 @ 12:00 pm

Hash Rego-

https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-agm-2019

Welcum welcum to the 2019 PITT AGM – BEAR IT ALL WEEKEND!
That’s right hashers, join us while we bear it all at https://www.campdavispa.com/. Camp Davis is a private, membership-only, clothing optional campground but they are allowing us to join the fun! So please read their camp release and waiver as you will be signing one! There will also be another group besides the locals so please have respect for everyone!

What to expect?

Camping, trails, shiggy, a pool, indoor and outdoor showers, food, fun, dancing, games, etc etc.

Come dressed as some kinda bear!!!

Few notes:

1. The campout is technically Saturday morning to Sunday morning. You can come up Friday but food for Friday dinner and Saturday breakfast is on you. Beer will be tapped Friday however.

2. Rego includes camping, trail, lunch, dinner Saturday and breakfast Sunday morning. You can also rego to camp on Friday for $60 but as stated above food is on you!

3. Carpooling is highly recommended as the parking may be tight, also camping may be a little tight as we are sharing the space with locals and another group, but what do I  know I am not a doctor.

4. There is no float this year at the AGM but they have a pool so bring some swimming gear…or don’t and bear it all *wink wink*.

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PITT H3 #202 / FOOL MOON – Scrum and Meow / @ The Porch
Aug 15 @ 6:30 pm
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PITT H3 #203 – Black Clap @ Lincoln Avenue Brewery
Aug 29 @ 6:30 pm
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TN@#50: VueGina @ Inner Groove Brewing
Sep 4 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

What starts with V, ends with A, and has fun in the middle? Vagina? Of course. VueGina? Sometimes. How about Verona? Let’s find out on September 4 TN@ #50. Explore the hidden beauty of rivers, railroad tracks, stairs, shiggy and so much more as Vue celebrates another beerthday with her favorite harriettes.

Details:
Starts at Inner Groove Brewing, 751 E Railroad Ave, Verona
6:30 P.M., on-out at 7
No hash cash — $1 off drafts @ Inner Groove; 2 beverage stops, 1 contra, 1 on VueGina; apres @ Inner Groove — food truck or order local.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.*

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PITT H3 #204 @ Primantis
Sep 12 @ 6:30 pm

This trail is gonna be Garfield’s Nightmare, we start at Primantis since Platform never got built and ended up selling out to InBev anyway.

Bar is dog friendly at least…trail tho, who knows but probably.

Happy hour 5-7 1/2 off alcohol.

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PITT H3 #205 – Tight-E and 2Birds @ East End Brewery
Sep 26 @ 6:30 pm

Who: TightE, Two Birds, Super Secret Mystery Hare
Where: East End Brewing Co
When: Thursday 9/26. Meet at 6:30, hares away at 7.

The superstar haring duo of TightE and Two Birds returns once again to take you on a tour of the lesser-hashed areas of the East End. A hash crash on the last Pitt trail has caused TightE to step back from the running portion of the haring but this is still a certified TightE Trail (TM) complete with abandoned shit and a little bit of Pittsburgh History thrown in. A super secret mystery hare will be taking her place in the actual live-haring part.

East End Brewery is no longer dog friendly inside but they have a nice outside patio that allows dogs. Larder, the new restaurant inside the brewery is fantastic but unfortunately closes at 9pm so other plans will need to be made for the on-after.

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TN@#51: Bitchin Heat, Just Autumn, & Just Martha @ Hidden Harbor
Oct 2 @ 6:30 pm

Trail will be A to B with B being only 2-3 blocks from the start. There will be one contra stop.

Remember to bring a light as it gets dark pretty early now. I’ll have a few extra on hand but can’t promise that they are bright!

Come join us as we gallivant around Squirrel Hill.

*TN@ trails happen every 28 days and are ladies only.