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Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom 2:00 pm
Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom @ Casa de PeeGurglar
Nov 3 @ 2:00 pm
Who: Defender of Peedom Where: Casa de PeeGurglar When: November 3, 2019 @2:00 pm UHAUL leaves promptly @2:30 pm *SPECIAL NOTES* Please carpool if possible. Try not to take my neighbor’s parking spots, they usually …
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PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor @ Bull Dogs Pub
Nov 7 @ 6:30 pm
ThanksKilling Trail Cum join ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor The turkeys have grown tired of Thanksgiving and decided to summon the mighty turkey warrior Turkie to slay anyone who dares venture into the woods …
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Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail 1:30 pm
Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail @ Sto-Rox Middle School
Nov 10 @ 1:30 pm
Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and MisterRogers(412-657-7845) Apres: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Neville Island, PA 15225 Cum out for a shiggarific romp through MisterRogers’s Netherworld, where you’ll feel like Dorothy in Oz (“Vines, and jaggers, and …
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Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls 2:00 pm
Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls @ Grist House
Nov 17 @ 2:00 pm
Hared by AC/DC and ABS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. The groom is wearing his best dress and the bride is wearing her best hash suit. The hares are getting married. This. is. a Hash. Wedding. …
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PITT H3 #209 6:30 pm
PITT H3 #209 @ Halftime Lounge
Nov 21 @ 6:30 pm
Bar is cash only. Thursday is wing night, kitchen open until 11:00. Fine to park in their lot during the trail.
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Hash #1905 – Millvillans! 2:00 pm
Hash #1905 – Millvillans! @ Grist House
Nov 24 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #1905 - Millvillans! @ Grist House | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Hared by birthday babes Ogre Under, Rimshot, EZ 2 Please, and secret-not-present hare ABS (who will be on her honeymoon). As villains, we will only provide you with the bare essential details: Due to some …
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DarkSide #56 – Plea Barkin 6:30 pm
DarkSide #56 – Plea Barkin @ Genuine Pub
Nov 26 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Plea Barkin   Where: Genuine Pub, 111 Sandy Creek Rd, Verona, PA 15147   When: Nov 26   Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!   You …
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PITT H3#210/TN@#53: Sir Vix and the Ladies Host Sandturkey 6:30 pm
PITT H3#210/TN@#53: Sir Vix and the Ladies Host Sandturkey @ Birmingham Bridge Tavern
Nov 27 @ 6:30 pm
It’s that time of year again – A PITT TRAIL ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT -that is also a regularly scheduled TN@ trail and EVERYONE is welcome!!! It’s the 7th Annual Sandturkey!! Join us for this …
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Hash #1902 – In Defense of Peedom @ Casa de PeeGurglar
Nov 3 @ 2:00 pm
Who: Defender of Peedom
Where: Casa de PeeGurglar
When: November 3, 2019 @2:00 pm
UHAUL leaves promptly @2:30 pm
*SPECIAL NOTES*
Please carpool if possible. Try not to take my neighbor’s parking spots, they usually have family over on Sundays, so please be respectful. If you have to walk a block from your parking spot to my house get over it, you’re hashers and that’ll probably be the easiest part of your day.
Its only been 8 weeks since the birth of our second daughter, the house is in shambles, we’re tired, and I literally can’t even right now…. Yet somehow, my charming wife talked me into haring. I’ve had months to plan this, so there’s one thing you can be sure of, I waited to the absolute last second to put something together.  After a solid  20 minutes of scouting I’ve compiled a short list of things you’re likely to find on trail:
Deer
Deer parts
Deer poop
Deer meat
Deer ticks
Also some things you’re likely to hear:
“Oh I remember when we were here in [insert date]”
“At least, we’re not in the Uhaul anymore.”
“Ugh why am I here?”
“Ugh why was I even born?”
“Why was Defender even born?”
Trail probably isn’t kid friendly, unless you don’t love them, In which case, totally bring em.
Dog friendly?  Yeah, I just don’t want them in my house.
Hasher friendly? Of course, I just don’t want them in my house.
If there’s bad weather trail will be treacherous,  if it’s good weather it’ll be a little less treacherous.
We will have food, drinks, fire and more after trail.
$5 hash cash… I’ve got kids to feed.
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PITT H3 #208 ThanksKilling— ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor @ Bull Dogs Pub
Nov 7 @ 6:30 pm

ThanksKilling Trail

Cum join ICP, Just Nick, and El’ Concockedor

The turkeys have grown tired of Thanksgiving and decided to summon the mighty turkey warrior Turkie to slay anyone who dares venture into the woods at night. Beware of roosting turkeys who may leap down from above to snatch your fellow hashers. Flashlights and yelling On-on are known to repel the beast, also forks and knives. There will be beer, flour, hills, flat areas, trees and shrubs, and did we mention killer turkeys?

On after at Bulldogs, kitchen open till 11. Bring a light object.

 

 

 

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Hash #1903 – Double Crusters Beerthday Trail @ Sto-Rox Middle School
Nov 10 @ 1:30 pm

Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and MisterRogers(412-657-7845)

Apres: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Neville Island, PA 15225

Cum out for a shiggarific romp through MisterRogers’s Netherworld, where you’ll feel like Dorothy in Oz (“Vines, and jaggers, and burrs! Oh, my!”). The birthday boyz (Whiff – Nov. 10 and MisterRogers – Nov. 12) picked Kennedy Twp. for this trail because they’re two of the few crusters left in the hash who remember where they were when JFK was shot by John Wilkes Booth. This trail is not for pups or baby-papooses, depending on the level of hostility you bear for them, but it’s assured to earn the Flicker Seal of Approval. Huffing and puffing are guaranteed – what you blow down is your own business.

A dry bag, especially shoes, is highly recommended.

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Hash #1904 – Wedding Balls @ Grist House
Nov 17 @ 2:00 pm

Hared by AC/DC and ABS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

The groom is wearing his best dress and the bride is wearing her best hash suit. The hares are getting married.
This. is. a Hash. Wedding.

Cum out, one and all: wear your best formal hash attire… be sure your hash best includes shiggy socks and tick repelent.

Trail is dog-friendly.

***Update: no hash cash. We will NOT be providing food, but Grist house always has a food truck….***

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PITT H3 #209 @ Halftime Lounge
Nov 21 @ 6:30 pm

Bar is cash only. Thursday is wing night, kitchen open until 11:00. Fine to park in their lot during the trail.

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Hash #1905 – Millvillans! @ Grist House
Nov 24 @ 2:00 pm
Hared by birthday babes Ogre Under, Rimshot, EZ 2 Please, and secret-not-present hare ABS (who will be on her honeymoon).

As villains, we will only provide you with the bare essential details:
Due to some truly evil inspiration we are revising our trail description.
1) PACK IS ON OUT AT 2:30 pm SHARP. Daylight savings time is a thing.
2) Wear shiggy socks. Wear shiggy shoes.
3) Trail A to A+
4) DRY BAGS highly encouraged, bag car leaving at 2:30 (so don’t be late).
5) Trail and On-After kinda dog friendly with conditions (no dogs at the contra stop, and no dogs in Ogre’s house, the back yard is fenced).
6) We are starting from the same place as last week’s trail BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL. It is a different trail tho.
7) All checks are backchecks.
8) $5 hash cash

MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAA. See you Sunday.

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DarkSide #56 – Plea Barkin @ Genuine Pub
Nov 26 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Plea Barkin
 
Where: Genuine Pub, 111 Sandy Creek Rd, Verona, PA 15147
 
When: Nov 26
 
Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
 
You are cordially invited to attend the Darkside’s first every Turkey Trot. You want something to be thankful for this year? Attend trail, and you’ll be thankful to be alive! You’ll also see some parts of the city that you did not even know existed. Finally, you’ll get to ask the question, what the fuck did I ever do to the hare for this to be happening?
The trail will be on the shorter side (for a dark-side), but if you want a twelve miler, we can add a mega- Folker loop, just let us know. Although shorter, there will be some interesting terrain and lots of shiggy. At least half of trail as scouted is unpaved.
There will be at least two beer stops, and maybe a Klaw Quest or two as we want y’all to stay hydrated as well as preferably far behind us.
Couple of things:
Genuine Pub is approximately 1200 feet outside of city limits. Don’t tell mismanagement, I pulled a fast one.
I do not recommend bringing a dog as the terrain seemed rough, but what do I know. I did see a fox running around on shit that looked even worse.
Headlamps/lights are a must.
If we do not get a cold snap, use some Off to prevent ticks. Obviously check yourself after.
Your feet will get wet, so wool socks or the like if it’s cold. Dry shoes for after.
Genuine Pub is open till two, so we should be good for Apres.
Like I said earlier, attend and have a guilt free Thanksgiving. You’ll burn off a lot of calories.
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PITT H3#210/TN@#53: Sir Vix and the Ladies Host Sandturkey @ Birmingham Bridge Tavern
Nov 27 @ 6:30 pm

It’s that time of year again – A PITT TRAIL ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT -that is also a regularly scheduled TN@ trail and EVERYONE is welcome!!!

It’s the 7th Annual Sandturkey!! Join us for this annual PITT tradition of drinking WAY too much to escape the clutches of the hangover monster the next day while having to deal with your family while paying homage to the glorious Sand Turkey!!!

Bring your friends, virgins, and offbeat coworkers on a stroll through South Side while chasing mythical Sand Turkeys. Trail will obviously be short, flat, shiggy free and ABSOLUTELY no fun.

This year the blessed Sand Turkey has seen fit to choose Sir Vix, Man Gurgler, Bitch In Heat, and John Handycock as trail tribute.

Trail will begin at the Birmingham Bridge Tavern (Located at 2901 Sarah St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203.) Meet up at 6:30 PM and plan to be on out by 7:00 PM.

The kitchen at the BBT will be open until 10:00 PM. We promise to have you back in time to eat, but if you dilly dally you may have to go below 18th street to pick a fight with the South Side Pizza Mafia for snacks.

There will be one contra beer stop. Bring some cash on trail.

This trail is dog friendly but the bar is not.

As trail will be on a TN@ trail night this year, hash cash will be the usual $5. ALL the hash cash plus whatever you see fit to donate will go directly to Women’s Center & Shelter of Greater Pittsburgh (www.wcspittsburgh.org)

Please be responsible getting home post trail. You know we can not outrun you, so as always, we will do our best to make being sober and fast as difficult for you as possible!

Happy Sand Turkey everyone.

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Hash #1906 – Spermit @ South Park Club House
Dec 1 @ 2:00 pm

Is it a Salmon Permit, or a Sperm that’s a Hermit?  Find the answer this and other interesting questions.  No hash cash.

Trail is dog-friendly, but the bar is not. Trail and bar are baby-friendly. Maybe a water crossing…agile folks dry, not so agile one foot wet, no jumping ability, both feet wet.

Hare hotline: 412.833.5599

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PITT H3 #211 @ Coach's bottleshop
Dec 5 @ 6:30 pm

All right you salty bitches. It’s the Festivus pre-lube. What better way to get your asses fired up than have a trail in the South Hills?! Don’t have any grievances to air at Festivus yet? Come to this shitty trail, and we’ll make sure you have something to bitch about. Starting location inspired by Porn Again Christian. The hares heard about how much he loves the snacks at the market next door.

Coach’s Bottleshop

3105 Banksville Rd

Pittsburgh 15216