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Hash #1916 – Superb Owl Trail! 2:00 pm
Hash #1916 – Superb Owl Trail! @ Four Mile Run Park
Feb 2 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
It is that time of year when we celebrate owls, and how great they are, by running trail, drinking beverages, consuming food, and watching whatever sports thing is on the telly. This is a joint …
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Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon 2:00 pm
Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon @ Nike Missile Silo
Feb 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Hares: Purple Princess, Pack My Fanny, Asscavator Masturbator Follow Nike Road straight to the Montour Trail, bear left after the gate, up to the parking area. Da Plane, Da Plane! Come and enjoy a short, …
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PITTH3 #216 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #216 @ Leo. a public house
Feb 13 @ 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #216 @ Leo. a public house | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
A Salty Valentine with P0rn Aga1n Chr1st1an and the Birthday Bois Come join Porn Again, Scrum, and Just Kyle (yeah that kinkster from the camp out that decided he would only come back if can …
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Hash #1918 – Sloppy 6th – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, Anal 12:30 pm
Hash #1918 – Sloppy 6th – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, Anal @ Brew Gentleman
Feb 16 @ 12:30 pm
Hares: ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal Sloppy Sixths…it’s the 6th worst trail of the year! Meetup at 12:30 on out at 1PM!!! Why: Cum join ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal for the “Sloppy Six morning …
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TN@#56: Yeast Confectionz and Oodles of Dudes Noodles 7:00 pm
TN@#56: Yeast Confectionz and Oodles of Dudes Noodles @ Broad St. Bistro
Feb 19 @ 7:00 pm
Welcome to Yeasty’s inaugural TN@ out of her home bar. Trail is A to A Prime. We’re not saying where we are ending but Yeasty may live there. On Out at 7:30 due to remote …
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DarkSide OverNight 10:30 pm
DarkSide OverNight @ Casa de Clap and Cockle
Feb 22 @ 10:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Back by unpopular demand, DS misman brings you DarkSide OverNight – Part Deux, the Resurgence! After having to cancel last year, we’re bringing it back for another go!  Prepare yourselves for an overnight trek through …
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Hash #1919 – How to Moon Your Buns 2:00 pm
Hash #1919 – How to Moon Your Buns @ House of 1000 Beers
Feb 23 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Pre-trail drinks are on you!  $5 Hash cash will get you trail beers, snacks, and the most awesome apres food and beer north of dahntahn. Trail is A-A in scenic virgin suburbia Warrendale, which means …
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PITTH3 #217, Fasching with Beets 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #217, Fasching with Beets
Feb 27 @ 6:30 pm
Meet up at Penn Brewery. Celebrate fasching If people wanna dress up, cool…. http://people.ucls.uchicago.edu/~mzemil/4thgerman/Fasching_intro_english.pdf Hey All German beer out of deutschtown. Rüben die Scheiße aus mir heraus
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Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker 2:00 pm
Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker @ Evergreen Cafe
Feb 29 @ 2:00 pm
Hares: Flicker & Cox Stroker Where: Evergreen Café, 7330 Penn Ave, Pgh 15208 $5.00 Hash cash and…. You will need money on trail for one beer stop. This day cums only once every 4 years …

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Hash #1918 – Sloppy 6th – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, Anal @ Brew Gentleman
Feb 16 @ 12:30 pm

Hares: ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal

Sloppy Sixths…it’s the 6th worst trail of the year!

Meetup at 12:30 on out at 1PM!!!

Why: Cum join ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal for the “Sloppy Six morning after after Valentine’s Day trail” as we embark down the magic tunnel of love to find true trail. We all know Valentine’s Day sucks, and you probably woke up with a bottle of lotion and an empty Kleenex box, so join us to mend that broken heart by running around with half minds and having some brew. Who knows, you may even find true love after a few down downs.

Apres at Portogallo Peppers N’AT unless Brew Gentleman has a good food truck.
28 Braddock Ave, Braddock, PA 15104

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TN@#56: Yeast Confectionz and Oodles of Dudes Noodles @ Broad St. Bistro
Feb 19 @ 7:00 pm
Welcome to Yeasty’s inaugural TN@ out of her home bar. Trail is A to A Prime.
We’re not saying where we are ending but Yeasty may live there.
On Out at 7:30 due to remote start location.
Head lamps, reflective gear, and specimen bags encouraged.
Trail is dog and small human friendly, The starting location not so much.
Small humans are allowed in the bar if they get a drink.

 

So come to end of trail hungry. Or bring to go containers.

One of the benefits to living with a chef. You say you’ll have hungry ladies at end of trail and he makes a vegetarian menu to include everybody!

TN@ trails happens every 28 days and are ladies only.
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DarkSide OverNight @ Casa de Clap and Cockle
Feb 22 @ 10:30 pm – 11:45 pm

Back by unpopular demand, DS misman brings you DarkSide OverNight – Part Deux, the Resurgence!

After having to cancel last year, we’re bringing it back for another go!  Prepare yourselves for an overnight trek through the city with multiple beerstops, a lot of cool views, and a longer, harder trail.

Who: DS Misman

Where: TBC and Cock’lls place.

Feb
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Hash #1919 – How to Moon Your Buns @ House of 1000 Beers
Feb 23 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Pre-trail drinks are on you!  $5 Hash cash will get you trail beers, snacks, and the most awesome apres food and beer north of dahntahn.

Trail is A-A in scenic virgin suburbia Warrendale, which means narrow roads surrounded by fast traffic, so watch your buns.  Be prepared for wet and muddy shiggy, so you might end up with a muddy Moon.  This is not a mooning buns trail, nor a full Moon / Buns trail, but a Moon and Buns trail.  This is Buns version of a Moon trail, with all the best parts of both hares.  Get it? Got it?  Good. Stark and end at Ho1kB, the apres a short distance south where your efforts will be rewarded at the Clouse House.

Leave Fido at home.  We’ve got one pussy at our house who does not like dogs, except for Nessa.

Bring a dry bag and a healthy appetite.  Buns loves to cook for a crowd.  Will it be good?  Have you seen Mr. Buns lately?

Apres is at Clouse House 325 Cloverdale drive, 1 mile south off rt 19 from Ho1kB.  Please park on only one side of the street. Not both sides!  Neighbors get ticked if they can’t get their SUVs and monster trucks out of their ‘Burb.

Questions and answers?  Call Buns 724.766.5505
Want to get lost on trail?  Call Moon!  [number unlisted]

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PITTH3 #217, Fasching with Beets
Feb 27 @ 6:30 pm

Meet up at Penn Brewery.

Celebrate fasching
If people wanna dress up, cool….

http://people.ucls.uchicago.edu/~mzemil/4thgerman/Fasching_intro_english.pdf
Hey

All German beer out of deutschtown.

Rüben die Scheiße aus mir heraus

Feb
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Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker @ Evergreen Cafe
Feb 29 @ 2:00 pm

Hares: Flicker & Cox Stroker

Where: Evergreen Café, 7330 Penn Ave, Pgh 15208

$5.00 Hash cash and….

You will need money on trail for one beer stop.

This day cums only once every 4 years so you don’t want to miss because you won’t see it again till 2024.

Leaping will be considered perfectly acceptable hash behavior.

Flicker 412-735-1564

Cox Stroker 412-999-808

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Hash #1920 – St. David’s Day Hash @ Mike's Beer Bar
Mar 1 @ 2:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Hash #1920 – The Ultimate St. David’s Day Hash or St. David’s Day Turns 21!

Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314)

This is it – St. David turns 21, old enough to drink and buy smokes. Time to kick him out of the nest. Let’s give the ol’ buggerer a rousing send-off in proper hash tradition, with multiple beer stops and general clusterfuckage. Bring cash for stuffing into G-strings or bus fare – I haven’t decided which yet. I’m leaving my pooch at home – I suggest you do the same. If you want to make it costume-themed, wear your best dragon outfit to honor Idris, the Welsh dragon mascot.

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Hash #1921 – The Three Amigos Verdes @ Smokin' Joe's
Mar 7 @ 1:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Hared by Cum On My Tits, HLT, and T-Bag.

Gather at 1, out at 2.

We’ll be doing Green Dress a little different this year.  The event will be just like a normal run, except…wait for it…people will wear Green Dresses.

Hared by Cum On My Tits, HLT, WOH, and T-Bag.
We’ll be doing Green Dress a little different this year. The event will be just like a normal run, except…wait for it…people will wear Green Dresses.

There will be:
no rego………………….……yes green dresses
no hash cash……………….yes incoherent chalk talk
no charity……………….……yes trail including light shig
no food*………………………yes contra stop(s)*** BEER!
no puppers……………….….yes apres including silly songs and BEER!
no little leprechauns**……yes SHENANIGANS!

*If you want to order your own food from Smokin’ Joes before trail, they can plan for it to be ready for you when we return.
**One beer stop is not kid-friendly, the rest should be fine, but consider at your own risk. Trail is not stroller-friendly.
***Bring ID and $

Wondering if your shoes match your purse? Contact Moon
Other Questions? Good ?uck contacting the Hares

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March Fool Moon – Purim Hash @ Squirrel Hill Cafe
Mar 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Impromptu, costumes encouraged.

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PITTH3 #218 London @ Brook-line and Sinker
Mar 12 @ 6:30 pm

You know the drill. We’re gonna run a trail and have some beer. Bar is cash only.