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PITTH3 #216 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #216 @ Leo. a public house
Feb 13 @ 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #216 @ Leo. a public house | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
A Salty Valentine with P0rn Aga1n Chr1st1an and the Birthday Bois Come join Porn Again, Scrum, and Just Kyle (yeah that kinkster from the camp out that decided he would only come back if can …
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DarkSide OverNight 10:30 pm
DarkSide OverNight @ Casa de Clap and Cockle
Feb 22 @ 10:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Back by unpopular demand, DS misman brings you DarkSide OverNight – Part Deux, the Resurgence! After having to cancel last year, we’re bringing it back for another go!  Prepare yourselves for an overnight trek through …
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PITTH3 #217, Fasching with Beets 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #217, Fasching with Beets
Feb 27 @ 6:30 pm
Meet up at Penn Brewery. Celebrate fasching If people wanna dress up, cool…. http://people.ucls.uchicago.edu/~mzemil/4thgerman/Fasching_intro_english.pdf Hey All German beer out of deutschtown. Rüben die Scheiße aus mir heraus
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DarkSide OverNight @ Casa de Clap and Cockle
Feb 22 @ 10:30 pm – 11:45 pm

Back by unpopular demand, DS misman brings you DarkSide OverNight – Part Deux, the Resurgence!

After having to cancel last year, we’re bringing it back for another go!  Prepare yourselves for an overnight trek through the city with multiple beerstops, a lot of cool views, and a longer, harder trail.

Who: DS Misman

Where: TBC and Cock’lls place.

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PITTH3 #217, Fasching with Beets
Feb 27 @ 6:30 pm

Meet up at Penn Brewery.

Celebrate fasching
If people wanna dress up, cool….

http://people.ucls.uchicago.edu/~mzemil/4thgerman/Fasching_intro_english.pdf
Hey

All German beer out of deutschtown.

Rüben die Scheiße aus mir heraus

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PITTH3 #218 London @ Brook-line and Sinker
Mar 12 @ 6:30 pm

You know the drill. We’re gonna run a trail and have some beer. Bar is cash only.

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Cancelled – DS #60 – HARE NEEDED
Mar 24 @ 6:30 pm

Cancelled due to COVID-19.

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Canceled: PITTH3 #2xx Double Stuffed, Shameless, and Wheelbarrow Willie
Mar 26 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19

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Canceled: PITTH3 #2xx & Fool Moon: ICP and Anal Eaze @ Roundabout
Apr 9 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19

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DS #61 – HARE NEEDED
Apr 22 @ 6:30 pm

Who: HARE NEEDED

WHERE: TBD

WHEN: April 22 at 6:30pm, on out at 7pm

WHY: To run a harder longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

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PITTH3 #2xx Tight E: Canceled
Apr 23 @ 6:30 pm

Continuing social distancing 🙁

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DS #61 – Plea Barkin @ 40.493046, -79.911685
May 22 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Plea Barkin
What: DS #61, aka “Is 2020 over yet or what?”
When: May 22, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7pm
Where: 40.493046, -79.911685
Why: To run a longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

This Darkside is a tribute to 2020. You may say it’s too early for a tribute, but I say it’s too late. If we don’t tribute 2020 now, what else will it throw at us. I mean, we waited an additional month to write this as lockdown was extended, and what do we get? Fucking Murder Hornets! Assholes are two inches long. You want to see what June has? No, no you don’t.

To tribute 2020, this trail will feature all of our favorite new found friends: coronavirus; economic despair; Carole Baskin; and of course, murder hornets. We’ll introduce our new friends to our old friends: shiggy; hills; stairs; cheap beer, and with a little luck, some bad weather too boot.

What to bring: your own beer for pre; a mask (because it amuses me to make you run 9 miles in a mask or because I am socially responsible, you decide), a headlamp, a virgin; and a can do attitude. If you want snacks, bring your own, as we don’t want communal food at this time. This trail will be way more run-able than some of my other trails, but there will be some off road sections for sure.

What not to bring: yourself, if you’re sick or even slightly intelligent.

Also, usually not an issue for dark side, but the Governor’s order is to keep this under 25 people. Please sign up if you intend on coming. If it gets crowded, we’ll figure it out.

To be safe, there won’t be snacks at beer stops nor will there be shot stops. I’ll lay trail shitty enough that y’all won’t catch me as you’ll be lost. As to beer stops, I am working on something to be careful. Plan right now is to leave unopened 12 packs with a new pair of gloves at each stop. As punishment, front running bastard must put on gloves, refrain from touching face and hand out beer to pack, or dump it out for self serve. As to masks, I personally don’t wear a mask when I am out running, but in order not to rock the boat, please bring one to be respectful of others where there may or not be bottlenecks or muggles in close proximity. Hopefully everything will be wide open and empty.

Directions to Prelube/On-Out location – BYOB prelube is on the railroad access road that runs under the Highland Park Bridge and connects Sharpsburg to Aspinwall. I think the New Years trail ran on this, and I did a circle there in January for PITT. Best advice is to find parking on 23rd Street by Dunbar Armored (120 23rd St, Pittsburgh, PA 15215) and walk behind the buildings against tree line toward Highland Park Bridge, can’t miss the trail/road. I’m so excited to drink some beer, I have been dry since shutdown!

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PITTH3 # 2xx HARE NEEDED
Jun 4 @ 6:30 pm