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Mar
24
Tue
Cancelled – DS #60 – HARE NEEDED
Mar 24 @ 6:30 pm

Cancelled due to COVID-19.

Apr
22
Wed
DS #61 – HARE NEEDED
Apr 22 @ 6:30 pm

Who: HARE NEEDED

WHERE: TBD

WHEN: April 22 at 6:30pm, on out at 7pm

WHY: To run a harder longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

May
22
Fri
DS #61 – Plea Barkin @ 40.493046, -79.911685
May 22 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Plea Barkin
What: DS #61, aka “Is 2020 over yet or what?”
When: May 22, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7pm
Where: 40.493046, -79.911685
Why: To run a longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

This Darkside is a tribute to 2020. You may say it’s too early for a tribute, but I say it’s too late. If we don’t tribute 2020 now, what else will it throw at us. I mean, we waited an additional month to write this as lockdown was extended, and what do we get? Fucking Murder Hornets! Assholes are two inches long. You want to see what June has? No, no you don’t.

To tribute 2020, this trail will feature all of our favorite new found friends: coronavirus; economic despair; Carole Baskin; and of course, murder hornets. We’ll introduce our new friends to our old friends: shiggy; hills; stairs; cheap beer, and with a little luck, some bad weather too boot.

What to bring: your own beer for pre; a mask (because it amuses me to make you run 9 miles in a mask or because I am socially responsible, you decide), a headlamp, a virgin; and a can do attitude. If you want snacks, bring your own, as we don’t want communal food at this time. This trail will be way more run-able than some of my other trails, but there will be some off road sections for sure.

What not to bring: yourself, if you’re sick or even slightly intelligent.

Also, usually not an issue for dark side, but the Governor’s order is to keep this under 25 people. Please sign up if you intend on coming. If it gets crowded, we’ll figure it out.

To be safe, there won’t be snacks at beer stops nor will there be shot stops. I’ll lay trail shitty enough that y’all won’t catch me as you’ll be lost. As to beer stops, I am working on something to be careful. Plan right now is to leave unopened 12 packs with a new pair of gloves at each stop. As punishment, front running bastard must put on gloves, refrain from touching face and hand out beer to pack, or dump it out for self serve. As to masks, I personally don’t wear a mask when I am out running, but in order not to rock the boat, please bring one to be respectful of others where there may or not be bottlenecks or muggles in close proximity. Hopefully everything will be wide open and empty.

Directions to Prelube/On-Out location – BYOB prelube is on the railroad access road that runs under the Highland Park Bridge and connects Sharpsburg to Aspinwall. I think the New Years trail ran on this, and I did a circle there in January for PITT. Best advice is to find parking on 23rd Street by Dunbar Armored (120 23rd St, Pittsburgh, PA 15215) and walk behind the buildings against tree line toward Highland Park Bridge, can’t miss the trail/road. I’m so excited to drink some beer, I have been dry since shutdown!

Jun
19
Fri
DarkSide #62 – Shriveled in London
Jun 19 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Shriveled in London
What: DS #62
When: June 19, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:03pm
Where: Bandi Schaum Community Garden. Easy parking at the trail head.
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Beer at beer stops will be in an unopened case. Selections might be limited so if you are worried there won’t be a beer that hits your taste bring your own. Same rules apply for circle – I will provide beer; bring your own if you want something specific. Individually wrapped snacks and water will also be at each beer stop and circle.
Things that won’t be provided: bug spray, head lamps, etc.

Jul
20
Mon
DS #63 – The Black Clap @ Benton Field
Jul 20 @ 6:30 pm
Who: The Black Clap
What: DS #63
When: July 20, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: Benton Field, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Bring a mask with you!
If you’re sick, have a fever, have a cough, or have been in contact with someone infected with COVID-19, etc, please stay home!
2 Beer stops will be provided on trail, with unopened cases of beer.  I you have particular tastes in beer, BYOB, as that means the beer selection will be limited.
Aug
18
Tue
DarkSide # 64 – ABS and AcaDaca @ Station Square-ish
Aug 18 @ 6:30 pm
Who: ABS and AcaDaca
What: DS #63
When: August 18, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: 40.4400118,-80.0178618  (Station Square-ish)
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Bring a mask with you.
If you’re sick, have a fever, have a cough, or have been in contact with someone infected with COVID-19, etc, please stay home!
Sep
18
Fri
DarkSide #65 – HARE NEEDED
Sep 18 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Sticky Beaver and Plea Barkin
What: DS #65
When: September 18, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: 32 Lower Road, Pgh 15215
40.501389,-79.924653
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
PRELUBE: is BYOB.
Bring a mask with you.
If you’re sick, have a fever, have a cough, or have been in contact with someone infected with COVID-19, etc, please stay home!
Nov
14
Sat
DarkSide #67 – Beets @ Sly Fox at The Point
Nov 14 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Beets
What: DS #67
When: November 14, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: Sly Fox at The Point
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
PRELUBE: Buy some cans or a draft at the taphouse.
Bring a mask with you.
If you’re sick, have a fever, have a cough, or have been in contact with someone infected with COVID-19, etc, please stay home!

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Dec
14
Mon
DarkSide #68 – Hare Needed
Dec 14 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Hare Needed
What: DS #68
When: December 14, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: TBD
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
PRELUBE: Buy some cans or a draft at the taphouse.
Bring a mask with you.
If you’re sick, have a fever, have a cough, or have been in contact with someone infected with COVID-19, etc, please stay home!