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Hash #1916 – Superb Owl Trail! 2:00 pm
Hash #1916 – Superb Owl Trail! @ Four Mile Run Park
Feb 2 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
It is that time of year when we celebrate owls, and how great they are, by running trail, drinking beverages, consuming food, and watching whatever sports thing is on the telly. This is a joint …
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Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon 2:00 pm
Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon @ Nike Missile Silo
Feb 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Hares: Purple Princess, Pack My Fanny, Asscavator Masturbator Follow Nike Road straight to the Montour Trail, bear left after the gate, up to the parking area. Da Plane, Da Plane! Come and enjoy a short, …
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PITTH3 #216 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #216 @ Leo. a public house
Feb 13 @ 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #216 @ Leo. a public house | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
A Salty Valentine with P0rn Aga1n Chr1st1an and the Birthday Bois Come join Porn Again, Scrum, and Just Kyle (yeah that kinkster from the camp out that decided he would only come back if can …
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Hash #1918 – Sloppy 6th – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, Anal 12:30 pm
Hash #1918 – Sloppy 6th – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, Anal @ Brew Gentleman
Feb 16 @ 12:30 pm
Hares: ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal Sloppy Sixths…it’s the 6th worst trail of the year! Meetup at 12:30 on out at 1PM!!! Why: Cum join ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal for the “Sloppy Six morning …
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TN@#56: Yeast Confectionz and Oodles of Dudes Noodles 7:00 pm
TN@#56: Yeast Confectionz and Oodles of Dudes Noodles @ Broad St. Bistro
Feb 19 @ 7:00 pm
Welcome to Yeasty’s inaugural TN@ out of her home bar. Trail is A to A Prime. We’re not saying where we are ending but Yeasty may live there. On Out at 7:30 due to remote …
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DarkSide OverNight 10:30 pm
DarkSide OverNight @ Casa de Clap and Cockle
Feb 22 @ 10:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Back by unpopular demand, DS misman brings you DarkSide OverNight – Part Deux, the Resurgence! After having to cancel last year, we’re bringing it back for another go!  Prepare yourselves for an overnight trek through …
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Hash #1919 – How to Moon Your Buns 2:00 pm
Hash #1919 – How to Moon Your Buns @ House of 1000 Beers
Feb 23 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Pre-trail drinks are on you!  $5 Hash cash will get you trail beers, snacks, and the most awesome apres food and beer north of dahntahn. Trail is A-A in scenic virgin suburbia Warrendale, which means …
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PITTH3 #217, Fasching with Beets 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #217, Fasching with Beets
Feb 27 @ 6:30 pm
Meet up at Penn Brewery. Celebrate fasching If people wanna dress up, cool…. http://people.ucls.uchicago.edu/~mzemil/4thgerman/Fasching_intro_english.pdf Hey All German beer out of deutschtown. Rüben die Scheiße aus mir heraus
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Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker 2:00 pm
Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker @ Evergreen Cafe
Feb 29 @ 2:00 pm
Hares: Flicker & Cox Stroker Where: Evergreen Café, 7330 Penn Ave, Pgh 15208 $5.00 Hash cash and…. You will need money on trail for one beer stop. This day cums only once every 4 years …

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Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker @ Evergreen Cafe
Feb 29 @ 2:00 pm

Hares: Flicker & Cox Stroker

Where: Evergreen Café, 7330 Penn Ave, Pgh 15208

$5.00 Hash cash and….

You will need money on trail for one beer stop.

This day cums only once every 4 years so you don’t want to miss because you won’t see it again till 2024.

Leaping will be considered perfectly acceptable hash behavior.

Flicker 412-735-1564

Cox Stroker 412-999-808

Mar
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Hash #1920 – St. David’s Day Hash @ Mike's Beer Bar
Mar 1 @ 2:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Hash #1920 – The Ultimate St. David’s Day Hash or St. David’s Day Turns 21!

Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314)

This is it – St. David turns 21, old enough to drink and buy smokes. Time to kick him out of the nest. Let’s give the ol’ buggerer a rousing send-off in proper hash tradition, with multiple beer stops and general clusterfuckage. Bring cash for stuffing into G-strings or bus fare – I haven’t decided which yet. I’m leaving my pooch at home – I suggest you do the same. If you want to make it costume-themed, wear your best dragon outfit to honor Idris, the Welsh dragon mascot.

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Hash #1921 – The Three Amigos Verdes @ Smokin' Joe's
Mar 7 @ 1:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Hared by Cum On My Tits, HLT, and T-Bag.

Gather at 1, out at 2.

We’ll be doing Green Dress a little different this year.  The event will be just like a normal run, except…wait for it…people will wear Green Dresses.

Hared by Cum On My Tits, HLT, WOH, and T-Bag.
We’ll be doing Green Dress a little different this year. The event will be just like a normal run, except…wait for it…people will wear Green Dresses.

There will be:
no rego………………….……yes green dresses
no hash cash……………….yes incoherent chalk talk
no charity……………….……yes trail including light shig
no food*………………………yes contra stop(s)*** BEER!
no puppers……………….….yes apres including silly songs and BEER!
no little leprechauns**……yes SHENANIGANS!

*If you want to order your own food from Smokin’ Joes before trail, they can plan for it to be ready for you when we return.
**One beer stop is not kid-friendly, the rest should be fine, but consider at your own risk. Trail is not stroller-friendly.
***Bring ID and $

Wondering if your shoes match your purse? Contact Moon
Other Questions? Good ?uck contacting the Hares

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March Fool Moon – Purim Hash @ Squirrel Hill Cafe
Mar 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Impromptu, costumes encouraged.

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PITTH3 #218 London @ Brook-line and Sinker
Mar 12 @ 6:30 pm

You know the drill. We’re gonna run a trail and have some beer. Bar is cash only.

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Hash #1922 – Squirreleo Hashy Beerthday Trail @ Boat Launch
Mar 15 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hare: Honeynut Squirreleo & Liquher Cookie

Last year’s beerthday trail started and ended up hill with a disappearing beer stop along the way. It was in a super shitty bar with shitty beer and Just Cathy magically transformed herself into Liquher Cookie. What can go wrong this year? Well there are three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the HASH way: which incidentally is the wrong way only with more bad decisions. So with that we present to you an entirely new, shiggilicious, shit show of a PGH-H3 Trail. The Liquher Honeynut Cookie Squirreleo Beerthday Trail!!!

What: It isn’t long and it isn’t thick, it’s not too short and it won’t end quick, you might stay dry or you might get wet….. just show up and find out you wankers.

Where: Trail will start and end at the boat launch parking lot in Elizabeth. Set your GPS to: 702 S 2nd Ave, Elizabeth PA 15037. The boat launch parking lot is right BEHIND that house. Don’t go knocking on that door, don’t go parking in their driveway. I don’t know them, they don’t know me and they probably wouldn’t like me if they did. It’s just a landmark to find the boat launch parking lot. That’s where we will park. You will park in the boat launch parking lot too!!! Where are you going to park?

The Après will be held a short distance away (about a three minute drive or a 10 minute walk) at: 1927 Ivory Lane, Elizabeth PA 15037. They don’t like me either but they put up with me. They also agreed to put up with you. So bring a dry bag (to include clean shoes) and don’t be too much of doofus.

Why: Because because because because becaaaaause, because of the wonderful things we does. Also because I said so.

Dry Bag: Mandatory, to include clean shoes if you’re cumming to the après.

Fido Friendly: Yes. Be prepared to bathe Fido afterwards.

Baby in a Backpack Friendly: Hum, my knee jerk reaction would be no. But after seeing what you put your little ones through on Bun’s trail a few weeks ago, this trail might just be part duex of their Army Ranger Training. If you do decide to bring them, stay towards the back of the pack so that the FRBs can pound down some of the thicker shiggy areas for you.

Hash Cash: 5$ please to offset some of the cost of feeding and beering you. Slutty virgins drink for free.

Questions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318

Mar
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TN@#57: Cancelled
Mar 18 @ 6:30 pm
Mar
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Cancelled – DS #60 – HARE NEEDED
Mar 24 @ 6:30 pm

Cancelled due to COVID-19.

Mar
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Canceled: PITTH3 #2xx Double Stuffed, Shameless, and Wheelbarrow Willie
Mar 26 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19

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Canceled: PITTH3 #2xx & Fool Moon: ICP and Anal Eaze @ Roundabout
Apr 9 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19