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Hash #1920 – St. David’s Day Hash 2:00 pm
Hash #1920 – St. David’s Day Hash @ Mike's Beer Bar
Mar 1 @ 2:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Hash #1920 – The Ultimate St. David’s Day Hash or St. David’s Day Turns 21! Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314) This is it – St. David turns 21, old enough to drink and buy smokes. Time to …
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Hash #1921 – The Three Amigos Verdes 1:00 pm
Hash #1921 – The Three Amigos Verdes @ Smokin' Joe's
Mar 7 @ 1:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Hared by Cum On My Tits, HLT, and T-Bag. Gather at 1, out at 2. We’ll be doing Green Dress a little different this year.  The event will be just like a normal run, except…wait …
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March Fool Moon – Purim Hash 6:30 pm
March Fool Moon – Purim Hash @ Squirrel Hill Cafe
Mar 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
Impromptu, costumes encouraged.
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PITTH3 #218 London 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #218 London @ Brook-line and Sinker
Mar 12 @ 6:30 pm
You know the drill. We’re gonna run a trail and have some beer. Bar is cash only.
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Hash #1922 – Squirreleo Hashy Beerthday Trail 2:00 pm
Hash #1922 – Squirreleo Hashy Beerthday Trail @ Boat Launch
Mar 15 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Hare: Honeynut Squirreleo & Liquher Cookie Last year’s beerthday trail started and ended up hill with a disappearing beer stop along the way. It was in a super shitty bar with shitty beer and Just …
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PITTH3 #218 London @ Brook-line and Sinker
Mar 12 @ 6:30 pm

You know the drill. We’re gonna run a trail and have some beer. Bar is cash only.

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Hash #1922 – Squirreleo Hashy Beerthday Trail @ Boat Launch
Mar 15 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hare: Honeynut Squirreleo & Liquher Cookie

Last year’s beerthday trail started and ended up hill with a disappearing beer stop along the way. It was in a super shitty bar with shitty beer and Just Cathy magically transformed herself into Liquher Cookie. What can go wrong this year? Well there are three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the HASH way: which incidentally is the wrong way only with more bad decisions. So with that we present to you an entirely new, shiggilicious, shit show of a PGH-H3 Trail. The Liquher Honeynut Cookie Squirreleo Beerthday Trail!!!

What: It isn’t long and it isn’t thick, it’s not too short and it won’t end quick, you might stay dry or you might get wet….. just show up and find out you wankers.

Where: Trail will start and end at the boat launch parking lot in Elizabeth. Set your GPS to: 702 S 2nd Ave, Elizabeth PA 15037. The boat launch parking lot is right BEHIND that house. Don’t go knocking on that door, don’t go parking in their driveway. I don’t know them, they don’t know me and they probably wouldn’t like me if they did. It’s just a landmark to find the boat launch parking lot. That’s where we will park. You will park in the boat launch parking lot too!!! Where are you going to park?

The Après will be held a short distance away (about a three minute drive or a 10 minute walk) at: 1927 Ivory Lane, Elizabeth PA 15037. They don’t like me either but they put up with me. They also agreed to put up with you. So bring a dry bag (to include clean shoes) and don’t be too much of doofus.

Why: Because because because because becaaaaause, because of the wonderful things we does. Also because I said so.

Dry Bag: Mandatory, to include clean shoes if you’re cumming to the après.

Fido Friendly: Yes. Be prepared to bathe Fido afterwards.

Baby in a Backpack Friendly: Hum, my knee jerk reaction would be no. But after seeing what you put your little ones through on Bun’s trail a few weeks ago, this trail might just be part duex of their Army Ranger Training. If you do decide to bring them, stay towards the back of the pack so that the FRBs can pound down some of the thicker shiggy areas for you.

Hash Cash: 5$ please to offset some of the cost of feeding and beering you. Slutty virgins drink for free.

Questions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318

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TN@#57: Cancelled
Mar 18 @ 6:30 pm
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Cancelled – DS #60 – HARE NEEDED
Mar 24 @ 6:30 pm

Cancelled due to COVID-19.

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Canceled: PITTH3 #2xx Double Stuffed, Shameless, and Wheelbarrow Willie
Mar 26 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19

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Canceled: PITTH3 #2xx & Fool Moon: ICP and Anal Eaze @ Roundabout
Apr 9 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19

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#57: Tn@ Goes on a Quest (virtual hash)
Apr 15 @ 7:00 pm

Join BitchinHeat for a virtual trail full of shenanigans, silliness, puzzles, and possibly dragons. Wait, what?! Dragons?! Well, if it’s a virtual trail – anything can happen! Remember: what happens in Tn@-Zoom land stays in Tn@-Zoom land!

Don your best adventuring outfit (yes, this can be PJs if you want; pants and bras are optional in Tn@-Zoom land too!).

Want advantage in this realm?
Take a selfie with the thing named in this riddle:
It will follow you for 1000 miles but not miss home. It desires neither food nor flowers. It fears not water, fire, knives, nor soldiers. But it disappears when the sun sets behind western mountains. What am I?

Meet-up at 7pm, “on-out” at 7:15pm!
Contact Bitch In Heat for Zoom information.

The Tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary (basically anyone who does not identify as male)

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DS #61 – HARE NEEDED
Apr 22 @ 6:30 pm

Who: HARE NEEDED

WHERE: TBD

WHEN: April 22 at 6:30pm, on out at 7pm

WHY: To run a harder longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

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PITTH3 #2xx Tight E: Canceled
Apr 23 @ 6:30 pm

Continuing social distancing 🙁

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Hash #V1 – Beer Lovers go Nuts in May
May 4 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Beer Lovers go Nuts in May, Pittsburgh Hash #V1 (was Hash #1929)

Hares: Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat

It’s that time of year again: the time to drink good beer and celebrate the longer days by getting out into the woods. We’re not hashing together, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun and hang out with each other.

Trail will be followed by a Zoom Circle (details to be posted soon). Be sure to have some good beer handy, as it IS Beer Lovers…

Where: Your Neighborhood (directions below)

Hash Cash: FREE (Or donate to the PGH Food Bank)

Start Time: 6 pm for Eagles, 6:30 pm for Chickens

Apres & Circle: 7:30 pm on Zoom

Directions:

Go out your front door and do your own trail. Try to get into the woods, onto the dirt, or into the mud, because that’s what Nuts in May is all about. If you get in your car, you’ve gone too far.

So, find a fun loop that’s a good distance, and celebrate with a shower beer or five, and be sure to start at whatever time will have you finish at 7:30 pm for Circle.

And if you want, take a picture of yourself on trail to share.

Apres and Circle Info:

We’ll be joining the Zoom meeting at 7:30 pm, with down downs at 7:45-ish. The link will be available in the Pittsburgh Hash Facebook group, or if you email Fuk Stik.

Put your beer on your head to be recognized by Purple (Drew). You can also use the chat function when joining to privately message a GM with any potential down downs. Or hell, use the chat function more to private party and talk with everyone.

History:

The Pittsburgh Hash traditionally (until about 2008) moved from Sunday afternoon runs to Monday nights on the Monday after the Pittsburgh Marathon, where it stayed until the Great Race in the Fall.

“Nuts in May” is fallback to that tradition and a nod to the New York Hash. NYH3 started the tradition of “Nuts in May” as a way of celebrating the longer days with good trail runs. It was started by Ian Cumming, founder of the Singapore and New York hashes, and also a regular fixture at the Pittsburgh Campout Weekend from its inception until his passing.

A History of the NY Hash (Westchester and CT)

http://pwoodford.net/hashblog/?page_id=622