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PITT #223, Black Clap and Spermit 6:30 pm
PITT #223, Black Clap and Spermit @ 412 Brewery
Jun 3 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Who: The Black Clap and Spermit Where: 412 Brewing Why: Hashing is great, you love it, and you likely need a beer or two Come join us at 412 Brewing for a beer or two …
Hash #1969, Man G’s Birthday Hash 6:30 pm
Hash #1969, Man G’s Birthday Hash @ ManG and Defender's House
Jun 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Hash #1969, Man G's Birthday Hash @ ManG and Defender's House | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Hares: ManG and Just Cruz ManG’s annual birthday trail! Gifts are expected but not required.  Trail will be short, flat, and shiggy-free. Looking forward to a good, old-fashioned PGH trail! Trail is A to A with …
Hash #1970, Crackfiller 2:00 pm
Hash #1970, Crackfiller
Jun 13 @ 2:00 pm – 8:30 pm
Meet at Westinghouse Memorial. Prelube is BYOB. As much as you all want a Crack Filler/ABS trail to be long and hard, we may have to disappoint yinz and keep it brief. Why? Because, there …
Choir Practice 7:00 pm
Choir Practice @ Millvale Pavillion
Jun 16 @ 7:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Choir Practice! Give us beer and we’ll sing. Just in time to practice your crooning skills for Scrum, El Cock, and Meow’s Thursday PITT Trail. Meet at Millvale Pavilion Wednesday, June 16th, 7pm until we …
PITT #224, Scrum, El Cock, and Meow 6:30 pm
PITT #224, Scrum, El Cock, and Meow @ Primanti's Bros.
Jun 17 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
What could be sexy about a lazy, fat orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays, a dumb dog who is more tongue and eyeballs than actual animal, and a clumsy and geeky dork who …
Hash #1971, Return of Whiff’s Summer Solstice Follies 2:00 pm
Hash #1971, Return of Whiff’s Summer Solstice Follies
Jun 19 @ 2:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Hash #1971, The Return of Whiff’s Summer Solstice Follies Saturday, June 19  2:00pm Haymaker Village, Broadway Blvd., Monroeville 15146 Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314) Kick off summer one day early with a two-county romp courtesy of the …
TN@ #62: Schoolhouse and Green Mile 6:30 pm
TN@ #62: Schoolhouse and Green Mile @ Southside Dog Park
Jun 23 @ 6:30 pm
Details to be announced. The TN@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.
Drinking Practice Returns!!! 7:00 pm
Drinking Practice Returns!!! @ Dazed and Cunt-Bruised's Place
Jun 25 @ 7:00 pm – 11:00 pm
I’ve been itching to host a drinking practice, and at long last it’s finally time! Come drink my beer and cook stuff over the fire pit. Sausages, anyone? My house is in Crafton, not far …
Hash #1972, Nomad H3 Trail by dwarfus interruptus 1:00 pm
Hash #1972, Nomad H3 Trail by dwarfus interruptus
Jun 27 @ 1:00 pm – 5:00 pm
What we know right now We’ll have two guest hares laying trail. They are from Nomad H3, a travel kennel where hares lay trails in towns they visit. We aren’t sure about food yet, but …

Hash #1972, Nomad H3 Trail by dwarfus interruptus
Jun 27 @ 1:00 pm – 5:00 pm

What we know right now

  • We’ll have two guest hares laying trail. They are from Nomad H3, a travel kennel where hares lay trails in towns they visit.
  • We aren’t sure about food yet, but we are asking for $5.00 hash cash to help our visitor hares cover the cost of beer.

More details cumming soon…

PITT #225, Anal Eaze and Wheelbarrow Willie
Jul 1 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Details cumming

Hash #1973 – Like What? Like THIS!
Jul 5 @ 6:00 pm – 10:00 pm

Hash #1973 – Like What? Like THIS!
Hares: HLT and WOH

More details coming soon!

Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval Sportsplex
Jul 8 @ 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%.
Go to for rules and past results from your fellow hashers!
Everyone brings their own beer. After all, you might want to be extra choosey since you’ll probably taste it going down and coming back up!
If you don’t want to run, come and cheer on the beer-guzzling participants!
Hash #1974: Liquher Cookie, Slow Ride, & Squirreleo
Jul 11 @ 2:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Who: Liquher Cookie, Slow Ride, Honeynut Squirreleo and you of course.
What: Over the past 16 months we’ve scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted this trail… Let’s just say that we’ve worked through this trail a lot. What else were we supposed to do since hashing wasn’t hashing back then? So we scouted trail.
And after so much scouting, we weren’t going to release it to a Q-Hash because we felt that this trail deserved to be hashed as a traditional trail — with the comradery of your fellow hashers, beer on trail and a proper après to follow.
While on trail you’ll see waterfalls, experience spectacular views, pass by rusted out cars that you’ll scratch your cranium wondering, “how in the world did this thing get here?” and you may even wrestle a raccoon or two. There will be no ropes provided on this one, you’re just gonna have to embrace the suck. Existential experiences may follow.
We’re 100% sure that you’re gonna LOVE 92% of this trail. The other 8% will be made up to you through shitty beer provided by Squirreleo, a gourmet meal (including, of course, cookies) that Liquher Cookie will whip up and the possibility of a tit flash or two by Slow Ride.
So bring Fido and join us for the kind of shit show that you’d expect from this trio of half-minds. You’ll be glad that you did. I guar-on-on-tee it!
When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, July 11th. 2:00 Peee Ehm
Why: Because it’s been so fucking long since you’ve had a real, honest to goodness, trail beating. You owe it to yourself and society.
Dry Bag: Depends on the weather. I say, error on the side of caution.
Fido Friendly: Yes, but make sure that you’ve applied FrontLine on your dog. Wouldn’t be a bad idea to apply it to yourself as well.
Baby in a Backpack Friendly: How much do you like your kid? If you’re a Hot MILF with a teeny baby, you can totally shortcut and we’ll put you to work in the kitchen. If you’re an idiot, which is more likely the case, you can follow every false trail till you are drained of Stupid and then fill up the empty part with beer.
Hash Cash: $5 please to offset some of the cost of feeding and beering you. As always, slutty virgins drink for free.
Questions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318
PITT #226, Tight-E, Muff, Scrum, and Gaggle @ Allegheny Overlook Pop-Up Park
Jul 15 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Wedding hash! Details cumming!

Bash ‘Em Up! with Purple Princess
Jul 17 @ 1:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Bash: Details cumming soon!

Hash #1975, T-Bag
Jul 18 @ 11:00 am – 3:00 pm

Hare’s choice: Saturday, Sunday, or Monday

PITT #227, AGM Campout @ Camp Davis
Jul 23 @ 2:00 pm – Jul 25 @ 12:00 pm

2020 was a rough year for everyone, now it is time to punch Covid in the dick! Cum as we commemorate 8 years of PITT H3 with an incredibly special festival of lights at welcumming Camp Davis. Cum show us your post Covid Glow-up while we Blow your minds as we struggle to introduce you to an entire new level of mediocrity. We set our standards low and are rarely disappointed, but we promise a great weekend filled with great trail, more beer than you can ingest, and plenty of nudity. Camp Davis is a clothing optional resort that includes running showers, dancehall, and heated pool. Bring an open mind and a thirst for beer and you will not be disappointed!

Weekend includes: giveaway, Fancy Friday Meat ‘n’ Greet, beer mile, A short, flat, and shiggy free trail, naked shot crawl, beer beer beer, DJ Ray, and much much more.

Camp fees are covered in cost of rego and we will be providing beer starting at 6pm on July 23. You will be on your own for food on Friday, but all meals and beer will be provided starting at 0700 on July 24 through breakfast on July 25. As expected, trail will be short, flat, and shiggy free.

Precautions will be taken as much as possible to prevent spread of the covid-19 virus. We are looking for all in attendance to be one of the following:
1. Fully vaccinated
2. Have a negative Covid test
3. Had Covid already, recovered and can prove it
4. If none of the above- Agree to wear a mask for any time you are in close contact with others!

Additionally, if you are under a government mandated Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!! A full refund will be given!

Celebration of Light / Glow ‘n’ Blow

Tent, sleeping bag, luminaries, open mind, and thirst for beer, bug spray, hand sanitizer

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Hash #1976, PITT Weekend Hangover with AC/DC
Jul 26 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Monday evening trail after PITT weekend. Details cumming soon!