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Hash #1973 – Like What? Like THIS! 6:00 pm
Hash #1973 – Like What? Like THIS!
Jul 5 @ 6:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Hash #1973 – Like What? Like THIS! Hares: HLT and WOH More details coming soon!
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Beer Mile 8:00 pm
Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval Sportsplex
Jul 8 @ 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE??? You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%. …
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Hash #1974: Liquher Cookie, Slow Ride, & Squirreleo 2:00 pm
Hash #1974: Liquher Cookie, Slow Ride, & Squirreleo
Jul 11 @ 2:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Who: Liquher Cookie, Slow Ride, Honeynut Squirreleo and you of course. What: Over the past 16 months we’ve scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted …
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PITT #226, Tight-E, Muff, Scrum, and Gaggle 6:30 pm
PITT #226, Tight-E, Muff, Scrum, and Gaggle @ Allegheny Overlook Pop-Up Park
Jul 15 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Wedding hash! Details cumming!
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Hash #1975, T-Bag 11:00 am
Hash #1975, T-Bag
Jul 18 @ 11:00 am – 3:00 pm
Hare’s choice: Saturday, Sunday, or Monday
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PITT #227, AGM Campout 2:00 pm
PITT #227, AGM Campout @ Camp Davis
Jul 23 @ 2:00 pm – Jul 25 @ 12:00 pm
2020 was a rough year for everyone, now it is time to punch Covid in the dick! Cum as we commemorate 8 years of PITT H3 with an incredibly special festival of lights at welcumming …
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Hash #1976, PITT Weekend Hangover with AC/DC 6:30 pm
Hash #1976, PITT Weekend Hangover with AC/DC
Jul 26 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Monday evening trail after PITT weekend. Details cumming soon!
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Hash #1977 Megahash, 4 State Edition 8:00 am
Hash #1977 Megahash, 4 State Edition
Jul 29 @ 8:00 am – Aug 1 @ 9:00 pm
What: 4 States MegaHash When: JULY 29, 30, 31 Where: Sullivan’s Camp Cacapon Retreat 228 Sullivan’s Retreat Trail Great Cacapon, WV 25422 Schedule: Thursday, Arrive at camp Friday. Trail from VA to WV 10:30 start(this …
PITT #228, London and Hickey 6:30 pm
PITT #228, London and Hickey
Jul 29 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Details cumming soon
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Hash #1974: Liquher Cookie, Slow Ride, & Squirreleo
Jul 11 @ 2:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Who: Liquher Cookie, Slow Ride, Honeynut Squirreleo and you of course.
What: Over the past 16 months we’ve scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted this trail, and scouted this trail… Let’s just say that we’ve worked through this trail a lot. What else were we supposed to do since hashing wasn’t hashing back then? So we scouted trail.
And after so much scouting, we weren’t going to release it to a Q-Hash because we felt that this trail deserved to be hashed as a traditional trail — with the comradery of your fellow hashers, beer on trail and a proper après to follow.
While on trail you’ll see waterfalls, experience spectacular views, pass by rusted out cars that you’ll scratch your cranium wondering, “how in the world did this thing get here?” and you may even wrestle a raccoon or two. There will be no ropes provided on this one, you’re just gonna have to embrace the suck. Existential experiences may follow.
We’re 100% sure that you’re gonna LOVE 92% of this trail. The other 8% will be made up to you through shitty beer provided by Squirreleo, a gourmet meal (including, of course, cookies) that Liquher Cookie will whip up and the possibility of a tit flash or two by Slow Ride.
So bring Fido and join us for the kind of shit show that you’d expect from this trio of half-minds. You’ll be glad that you did. I guar-on-on-tee it!
When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, July 11th. 2:00 Peee Ehm
Why: Because it’s been so fucking long since you’ve had a real, honest to goodness, trail beating. You owe it to yourself and society.
Dry Bag: Depends on the weather. I say, error on the side of caution.
Fido Friendly: Yes, but make sure that you’ve applied FrontLine on your dog. Wouldn’t be a bad idea to apply it to yourself as well.
Baby in a Backpack Friendly: How much do you like your kid? If you’re a Hot MILF with a teeny baby, you can totally shortcut and we’ll put you to work in the kitchen. If you’re an idiot, which is more likely the case, you can follow every false trail till you are drained of Stupid and then fill up the empty part with beer.
Hash Cash: $5 please to offset some of the cost of feeding and beering you. As always, slutty virgins drink for free.
Questions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318
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PITT #226, Tight-E, Muff, Scrum, and Gaggle @ Allegheny Overlook Pop-Up Park
Jul 15 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Wedding hash! Details cumming!

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Bash ‘Em Up! with Purple Princess
Jul 17 @ 1:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Bash: Details cumming soon!

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Hash #1975, T-Bag
Jul 18 @ 11:00 am – 3:00 pm

Hare’s choice: Saturday, Sunday, or Monday

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PITT #227, AGM Campout @ Camp Davis
Jul 23 @ 2:00 pm – Jul 25 @ 12:00 pm

2020 was a rough year for everyone, now it is time to punch Covid in the dick! Cum as we commemorate 8 years of PITT H3 with an incredibly special festival of lights at welcumming Camp Davis. Cum show us your post Covid Glow-up while we Blow your minds as we struggle to introduce you to an entire new level of mediocrity. We set our standards low and are rarely disappointed, but we promise a great weekend filled with great trail, more beer than you can ingest, and plenty of nudity. Camp Davis is a clothing optional resort that includes running showers, dancehall, and heated pool. Bring an open mind and a thirst for beer and you will not be disappointed!

Weekend includes: giveaway, Fancy Friday Meat ‘n’ Greet, beer mile, A short, flat, and shiggy free trail, naked shot crawl, beer beer beer, DJ Ray, and much much more.

Camp fees are covered in cost of rego and we will be providing beer starting at 6pm on July 23. You will be on your own for food on Friday, but all meals and beer will be provided starting at 0700 on July 24 through breakfast on July 25. As expected, trail will be short, flat, and shiggy free.

Precautions will be taken as much as possible to prevent spread of the covid-19 virus. We are looking for all in attendance to be one of the following:
1. Fully vaccinated
2. Have a negative Covid test
3. Had Covid already, recovered and can prove it
4. If none of the above- Agree to wear a mask for any time you are in close contact with others!

Additionally, if you are under a government mandated Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!! A full refund will be given!

Celebration of Light / Glow ‘n’ Blow

Tent, sleeping bag, luminaries, open mind, and thirst for beer, bug spray, hand sanitizer

HashRego link: https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-glow-n-blow-2021

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Hash #1976, PITT Weekend Hangover with AC/DC
Jul 26 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Monday evening trail after PITT weekend. Details cumming soon!

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Hash #1977 Megahash, 4 State Edition
Jul 29 @ 8:00 am – Aug 1 @ 9:00 pm

What: 4 States MegaHash
When: JULY 29, 30, 31
Where: Sullivan’s Camp Cacapon Retreat
228 Sullivan’s Retreat Trail
Great Cacapon, WV 25422

Schedule:
Thursday, Arrive at camp
Friday. Trail from VA to WV 10:30 start(this allows a Friday arrival)
Saturday: WV to PA (via MD)
Sunday depart

Registration Form: REGISTER_HERE

Registration details:
Moon reserved the entire campground. Payment details in the registration email. You are not registered unless you get a confirmation email. The camp will not accept reservations until Moon informs them that you are registered. Registration is limited to 50 people.

$25 covers transportation and some trail supplies.
This will mostly be a BYO event.
Many more details to follow.

PITT #228, London and Hickey
Jul 29 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Details cumming soon

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Hash #1978, Folker
Aug 8 @ 2:00 pm – 6:00 pm

Details cumming soon!

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PITT #229, London and Clap
Aug 12 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Details cumming soon