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Hash #1986, My Hog n Me and Just Wayne 2:00 pm
Hash #1986, My Hog n Me and Just Wayne @ McClaren’s Bar
Oct 3 @ 2:00 pm
This is a trail. As you can guess based on the starting location, it will likely be the flattest trail you’ve ever hashed. With the least shiggy. You probably won’t even get a tick. There …
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DS #77 – The Black Clap and Just Lewis 6:30 pm
DS #77 – The Black Clap and Just Lewis @ Federal Galley
Oct 6 @ 6:30 pm
Who: The Black Clap and Just Lewis What: DS #77 When: October 5, 2021 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Where: Federal Galley Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out …
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PITT #234, Craft Beer Week at Helicon 6:30 pm
PITT #234, Craft Beer Week at Helicon @ Helicon Brewing
Oct 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
What: This is a PITT hash that will be outside Pittsburgh city limits. Why: PITT H3 is hosting a Craft Beer Week fun run. Who: Your hares are Just Souvik, Shameless Cussy, Anal Eaze, and …
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Hash #1987, Green Mile and Spermit 1:30 pm
Hash #1987, Green Mile and Spermit @ Mindful Brewing
Oct 9 @ 1:30 pm
Come over the bridges and thru the tunnels to green miles turf we go. Some shiggy. Dog friendly. One stop on you one on us. Meet up at 1:30ish on out at 2.
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TN@ Mimosa Brunch! 11:00 am
TN@ Mimosa Brunch! @ Millvale Riverfront Park
Oct 10 @ 11:00 am
    Deets: Meet at the pavilion area at Millvale Riverfront Park. Bring a go cup. Rex has loaned me her beach wagon so we’ll have a lovely stroll on the North Shore trail while …
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TN@ #66: Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail 6:30 pm
TN@ #66: Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail
Oct 13 @ 6:30 pm
TN@ #66: Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail @ Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Calling all Hot Halloween Harriets! Now that October is here and Halloween is around the corner, come take the same stroll around the same cemetery as previous years. It will be exactly as spooky and …
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Hash #1988, No Code 2:00 pm
Hash #1988, No Code @ Zano’s Pub House
Oct 17 @ 2:00 pm
Yeah, looks like PITT was just there, but too late now, and it’s hard to find the place that checks all the boxes: cheap beer, patio, open Sunday, low standards. But there are many directions …
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Full Moon Hash with Whiff and T-Bag 6:30 pm
Full Moon Hash with Whiff and T-Bag @ Hunter Blue’s
Oct 20 @ 6:30 pm
Hash #1988.5 The Triumphant Return of the Full Moon Hash (Easier, Shorter, and in the Moonlight) Wednesday, October 20 – 6:30pm (on-out 7:00pm) Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and T-Bag (412-722-8470) On-On + In: Hunter Blue’s, 2479 …
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PITT #235, A Black Dress Affair 6:30 pm
PITT #235, A Black Dress Affair @ Two Frays
Oct 21 @ 6:30 pm
Starting at Two Frays Get your sexy or spooky black dresses ready; we’re getting fancy in here! Hares: Scrum, Shameless, and Just Wayne with Double Stuffed’s ghost
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Hash #1989, Bushsnapper 1:00 pm
Hash #1989, Bushsnapper @ Pflugh’s Country Market
Oct 24 @ 1:00 pm
Finally, a picturesque Bush Snapper trail in the NE Beaver County countryside featuring trees and shrubs and flowers, and grasses too – the kind that are really tall – like over your h-e-a-d. And run …
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PITT Beer Mile 8:00 pm
PITT Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval Sportsplex
Oct 28 @ 8:00 pm
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE??? You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%. …
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Hash #1990, Hashy Halloween Trail 2:00 pm
Hash #1990, Hashy Halloween Trail @ Mt. Washington
Oct 31 @ 2:00 pm
Cum join E = MC Hammered and K9-69 for a spook-tacular trail on Halloween! Enjoy a thrilling trail around Mt Washington with beer, shots, and orange food. Then come party at Hammered’s house with plenty …

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Full Moon Hash with Whiff and T-Bag @ Hunter Blue’s
Oct 20 @ 6:30 pm

Hash #1988.5
The Triumphant Return of the Full Moon Hash
(Easier, Shorter, and in the Moonlight)
Wednesday, October 20 – 6:30pm (on-out 7:00pm)
Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and T-Bag (412-722-8470)
On-On + In: Hunter Blue’s, 2479 Noblestown Rd., Pgh. PA 15205

It’s high time for the Full Moon Trail to return to the schedule, and where better to start a Hunter’s Moon hash but Hunter Blue’s?
Trail is A-A and canine-amiable, except for inside the bar. Trail beer is on the hares but the start and apres brews and food are on you.
* Thanks to No Code for the tag-line.

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PITT #235, A Black Dress Affair @ Two Frays
Oct 21 @ 6:30 pm

Starting at Two Frays

Get your sexy or spooky black dresses ready; we’re getting fancy in here!

Hares: Scrum, Shameless, and Just Wayne with Double Stuffed’s ghost

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Hash #1989, Bushsnapper @ Pflugh’s Country Market
Oct 24 @ 1:00 pm

Finally, a picturesque Bush Snapper trail in the NE Beaver County countryside featuring trees and shrubs and flowers, and grasses too – the kind that are really tall – like over your h-e-a-d. And run #1989 will lay the foundation for World Peace Through Beer. No domestic swill to be served. Wear your WPTB shirt if you can.

The Oct 24th, 1:00 gathering is at Pflugh’s Country Market, 103 Barrisville Road, Beaver Falls PA 15010. 40.789720038091204, -80.2503961999691
Yay, they’re closed on Sunday, good for us as they’ve been so kind as to let us park there. Boo, they make the best sandwiches in the entire world and you can’t have one unless you’re in the area Monday thru Saturday sometime in the future.

NOTE: Map directions from the Cranberry area might send you on a slow, winding parallel route along Brush Creek and the PA turnpike. It’s interesting enough in the daylight but not a good choice if you don’t have time to burn. Try I-79 to Rt 528 Lindsay Road or Rt 68 Evans City Road and figure it out from there. Otherwise, try I-376 from further west.

Trail does NOT end at the start and there will be about a 1/2 mile walk back to the cars from my backyard as I have limited parking at 448 Concord Church Road, Beaver Falls PA 15010.
If you’re coming late to the ending and you’re important like an RA or something, there’s room for a few cars along my driveway and also along Bruce Drive.
If trail has you beaten to a pulp, I might be able to ferry a few people back to the cars. Phone/Text 713.830.7641

WHAT ABOUT THE TRAIL? As this is being written, there are a few details to work out but the goal is to keep it at about 5 miles. Trail will be mostly flat* (Yeah, flat like any PGH trail, NOT). Imagine the movies Deliverance and Apocalypse Now blended together, Beaver County style!

Dogs? Well, we’re starting out near cows so leashing them there is a must. Later, you’ll be violating some ordinance if they’re off-leash but you won’t likely get caught.

Apres in the backyard, garage or basement depending on the weather. $5 Hash cash is optional. Probably have pizza delivered.

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PITT Beer Mile @ Schenley Oval Sportsplex
Oct 28 @ 8:00 pm
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE???
You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%.
Go to https://www.beermile.com for rules and past results from your fellow hashers!
Everyone brings their own beer. After all, you might want to be extra choosey since you’ll probably taste it going down and coming back up!
If you don’t want to run, come and cheer on the beer-guzzling participants!
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Hash #1990, Hashy Halloween Trail @ Mt. Washington
Oct 31 @ 2:00 pm
Cum join E = MC Hammered and K9-69 for a spook-tacular trail on Halloween!
Enjoy a thrilling trail around Mt Washington with beer, shots, and orange food. Then come party at Hammered’s house with plenty of food.
You wankers have been wearing masks for the past year and a half and haven’t had a themed hash in forever, so break out your Halloween masks, onesies, costumes, or hashy attire and r*n, walk, or crawl on trail.
Bring your virgins for sacrifice or invite your friends to the party afterwards.
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DS #78 – I’ll Finish Tomorrow
Nov 3 @ 6:30 pm

Who: I’ll Finish Tomorrow
What: DS #78
When: November 3, 2021 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: TBD
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

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PITT #236, Glitter’s GetGo Smash and Grab with the Turbo Team
Nov 4 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Details cumming soon!

Hares: Glitter, Scrum, and Pizza Pete

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Hash #1991, Sex Pak’s Big 7-0!
Nov 7 @ 11:00 am – 3:00 pm

Details cumming soon for this big birthday trail!

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TN@ #67: Schoolhouse and Mac & Sleaze and PMS
Nov 10 @ 6:30 pm
Details to follow
PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com

The TN@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.

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PITT #237: Meow, Just Dom, and Just Darren
Nov 11 @ 6:30 pm

Extra shiggy fun because this is an off-week hash for PITT!

Details cumming soon!