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PITT #240, Festivus Prelube with Major and Two Birds 6:30 pm
PITT #240, Festivus Prelube with Major and Two Birds @ Park Place Pub
Dec 2 @ 6:30 pm
‘Twas the week before Festivus, when all through the house, Two Birds was stirring and starting to grouse. A feeling of salt hung in the air, as she suddenly remembered she was soon to hare. …
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Hash #1995: FESTIVUS!!!!!! 12:00 pm
Hash #1995: FESTIVUS!!!!!!
Dec 4 @ 12:00 pm
Join Scrum Guzzler, ICP, Creamy, Tight E, and Porn Again to celebrate 15 years of salt, pain, and not giving a shit. We celebrate in the only way we know how to and that’s with …
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Hash #1996, Goodbye Couch! 12:00 pm
Hash #1996, Goodbye Couch! @ Couch Brewery
Dec 12 @ 12:00 pm
This is a sentimental hash for some, especially for your HareRaiser! This was the location for Anal Eaze’s very first hash, and now Couch is closing. So let’s get cozy at Couch one last time. …
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PITT #241, White Elephant Trail 6:30 pm
PITT #241, White Elephant Trail @ Excuses Bar and Grill
Dec 16 @ 6:30 pm
O cum all ye beerful to PITT-H3’s annual White Elephant “Gift” Exchange Trail! Cumcatenator, Schoolhouse Cock, and Wheelbarrow Willie will lead Little Drunkard Boys and Girls though a winter wonderland guaranteed to turn Three Wise …
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Hash #1997, London Britches 2:00 pm
Hash #1997, London Britches @ Ruggers Pub
Dec 19 @ 2:00 pm
Once upon a time, in a land far up north, a wee virgin elf was taken on a festive course. Through the streets the elves r*n, singing songs and making merry, and when Santa said …
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Hash #1998, Lips and Putin 10:00 am
Hash #1998, Lips and Putin @ Jack's Bar Pittsburgh
Dec 25 @ 10:00 am
Christmas trail! 10am start. No hash cash necessary, but the bar is cash only. If you’ve been extra naughty this year, you might just find some IC Light on trail. If you’ve been extra nice, …
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PITT #242: 69 with Anal Eaze and ICP 6:30 pm
PITT #242: 69 with Anal Eaze and ICP @ Mineo's Pizza House
Dec 30 @ 6:30 pm
Cum along with AZ and ICP as they lay a trail to celebrate AZ’s 69! Where: Mineo’s Pizza House When: 12/30, 6:30pm. On out at 7:00pm. Details: It’s cold. Wear layers. It’s dark. Bring a …
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Hash #1997, London Britches @ Ruggers Pub
Dec 19 @ 2:00 pm
Once upon a time, in a land far up north,
a wee virgin elf was taken on a festive course.
Through the streets the elves r*n, singing songs and making merry,
and when Santa said “down down”, she popped her hash cherry.
Much time has passed since that Yuletide Eve, and that elf is santa-mental, but she knows just what to do —
With the aid of her helpers, she’ll bring the carols to you!
So deck the halls and hang your mistletoe —
it’s time to share the magic of Christmas throughout Pittsburgh, even if there’s no snow!
Enough reindeer games let’s get to logistics:
Dress as Santa, the Grinch, or anything festive,
c’mon, have fun — don’t be a dipstick.
Whether you’re on the naughty or nice list,
one thing can be sure:
If you don’t join, yule be sorry you missed this!
Dec
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Hash #1998, Lips and Putin @ Jack's Bar Pittsburgh
Dec 25 @ 10:00 am

Christmas trail! 10am start. No hash cash necessary, but the bar is cash only. If you’ve been extra naughty this year, you might just find some IC Light on trail. If you’ve been extra nice, you don’t get shit.

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PITT #242: 69 with Anal Eaze and ICP @ Mineo's Pizza House
Dec 30 @ 6:30 pm

Cum along with AZ and ICP as they lay a trail to celebrate AZ’s 69!

Where: Mineo’s Pizza House

When: 12/30, 6:30pm. On out at 7:00pm.

Details: It’s cold. Wear layers. It’s dark. Bring a lamp. It’s my 69! Be sure to trim!

On-after: Mineo’s, of course!

Xoxo down down below!

Jan
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Hash #1999, Party like it’s 1999! @ Ormsby Cafe
Jan 1 @ 2:00 pm

Moon is leading us all into 2022. Holy shit.

Bring your hungover ass to a New Year’s Day trail for the following reasons:

  1. Hair of the dog.
  2. Beer will make the hangover go away.
  3. Even though you’re still a little drunk from the night before, beer will still taste delicious.
  4. Mmmm…beer.
  5. What were we talking about? I want a beer.

Looks like Ormsby’s accepts cards. I don’t know about doggos on trail. Maybe the hare will give us more details later.

Jan
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PITT #243: Pgh Pre-Lube for 2000th Trail, Shameless’ Birthday @ Blue Moon Bar
Jan 6 @ 6:30 pm

COVID UPDATE: Because this trail is part of the 2000 celebration week, this trail requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to run trail if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharing vaccination information throughout the week. Thank you!

Shameless’ birthday trail! We’ll celebrate her and our 2000th!

This is an off-week for PITT! More hashy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail!

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Hash #2000: A New Millennium
Jan 8 @ 11:00 am

Hash #2000: A New Millennium

Hares: Fuk Stik, Defender of Peedom, and Friends

Check-in: 11:00am

Trail: 12:00pm

 

Holy Shit! How’d we get to #2000?

Join us for this milestone trail: there will be trail options for hashers of all abilities, followed by an apres where we’ll celebrate making it to 2000 by partying into the night with old friends and new ones. Plan on bringing stories, memories, and pictures to share. Hell, come for the whole weekend as we’ll be having events Wednesday through Sunday!

Important Notes

  1. Proof of COVID-19 vaccination will be required to participate.
  2. The run is capped at 150 people, so please either sign up fon HashRego or reach out and we’ll let you know how to directly register: https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-hash-2000-a-new-millennium-2022

Trail

Trail will accommodate hashers of all fitness levels (and sobriety), with a walker option, and ball buster options for those more inclined to traverse the hills and shiggy we’ve all come to know and love about Pittsburgh H3 trails.

Hash Start and Check-In

Hash will start from the hash hotel (SpringHill Suites, 223 Federal St, PGH) with check-in opening at 11 am.

Pack away at noon (we’re going to try to be prompt about that).

Apres

The Apres will be held at the North Shore Elks Lodge, a short walk from the hash hotel.

Food and drink will be provided, but top shelf libations are on you.*

Expect to hear stories from PGH H3 hashers and visitors from different generations, share stories with people you haven’t seen in decades, and to check out the photo albums of runs you had forgotten about and hashers you no longer recognize (like your younger self!).

There will be a short circle, but we want to focus on giving people time to hang out and swap stories. And several hash songmeisters have already claimed a corner of the venue for some heavy duty dog bayi…singing of hash songs!

Once we get kicked out of the venue (around 7 or 8 pm), we’ll make the move to another venue (TBD).

 

*There will be a cap on the bar tab.  We don’t expect to hit it, but you might bring a few extra $$$ in case we do. Bringing money to tip your bartender is also always a good thing.

 

Other Stuff

Proof of vaccination will be required for this event.  To register, you’ll need to send us a photo of your vaccination card.

Jan
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Hash 2000: Hangover Pick-up Trail @ Trace Brewing
Jan 9 @ 12:00 pm

COVID UPDATE: As part of the 2000 celebration week, this event requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to attend if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharing vaccination information throughout the week. Thank you!

For the last run in the 2000 week, we’re doing a pick-up trail! Here’s how it will work:

Your HareRaiser, Anal, will make you sign in when you arrive. This means you will write your name on a piece of paper, and that piece of paper will go into a baggy. After everyone has arrived, Anal will draw a piece of paper out of the baggy, maybe two depending on how she feels, and that person will be the hare for that leg of trail. No worries–you’ll get a few minutes to look at a map, and Anal can give you ideas on where to go. Your HareRaiser will provide the flour, flour bags, and chalk for trail.

All beer stops will be contra on this trail, and the hares will be encouraged to look for places that have outdoor space available, if possible. There will be a minimum of two contra stops, maybe more… we’ll see how it goes. Your HareRaiser will share the circle location with the final hare, and they can run us back! We’ll have some PBR and some other offerings at circle.

Be prepared with money, your ID, and a mask because some places still require them.

You should probably leave doggos at home since this trail is unscripted and all contra stops.

Questions? Ask a question in the fb event or email Anal Eaze at pghhareraiser@gmail.com

Jan
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Thu
PITT #244, Plea Barkin’ @ Mt. Royal Inn
Jan 13 @ 6:30 pm

Where: Mt. Royal Inn, 1 Beyrleye Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15223

When: 6:30pm, On Out at 7:00pm

Is it fair to catch the hare?
Would you grab it, that silly rabbit?
You, fine hound, may run for beer,
but this poor hare runs for fear,
that you may grab my rabbit ears,
and make me chug some down down beers.
And so it is that I must flee,
cuz if you win then woe is me.
So don’t be cross at my misdirection,
Just go back and make a course correction,
and fear not cuz if you can persevere,
then you will get your shitty beer.
Mt. Royal Inn does not take plastic,
so bring some cash and don’t be spastic.
They have a kitchen that might not close,
especially if some virgins lose their clothes.
Glenshaw is where trail lay,
so bring a light, it’s dark not day.
And with this I bid adieu,
if you come to trail…fuck you.

Jan
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Hash #2001, BIH @ Elmer Clark Pavilion
Jan 15 @ 2:00 pm
Here’s deets for the 15th!
Shhhh! It’s a secret! What secret, you ask? You’ll just have to cum to find out. Bring some smiles and laughter. Probably trail shoes and shiggy socks if you know your hare.
Leashed doggo friends are welcome.
Bring a mask in case food has to be moved indoors due to super cold weather. (Unless you want cold food! Eating/drinking will be outside.)
Location: West End/Elliot Overlook (Elmer Clark Pavilion), Marlow St. Pittsburgh 15205
40.445621,-80.033727
Time: 2:00pm On-Out. If you want to cum early, bring your own beer. Otherwise everything else will be provided on trail.
Apres: At the Overlook Pavilion. If you plan to pimp, contact BiH for the time to show up!
Hash Cash: $5
Questions or Lost on Trail? Contact BitchinHeat at 908-380-2629. She may have answers or she may ask her magic 8 ball.
Jan
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Hash #2002, I’ll Finish Tomorrow and Flicker @ Bob's Lounge
Jan 23 @ 1:00 pm
Start at 1:00pm at Bob’s Lounge at 944 Greensburg Pike, Pittsburgh PA 15112. Apres at Flicker’s house after trail.