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Thu

PITT #244, Plea Barkin’ @ Mt. Royal Inn

Jan 13 @ 6:30 pm

Where: Mt. Royal Inn, 1 Beyrleye Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15223

When: 6:30pm, On Out at 7:00pm

Is it fair to catch the hare?
Would you grab it, that silly rabbit?
You, fine hound, may run for beer,
but this poor hare runs for fear,
that you may grab my rabbit ears,
and make me chug some down down beers.
And so it is that I must flee,
cuz if you win then woe is me.
So don’t be cross at my misdirection,
Just go back and make a course correction,
and fear not cuz if you can persevere,
then you will get your shitty beer.
Mt. Royal Inn does not take plastic,
so bring some cash and don’t be spastic.
They have a kitchen that might not close,
especially if some virgins lose their clothes.
Glenshaw is where trail lay,
so bring a light, it’s dark not day.
And with this I bid adieu,
if you come to trail…fuck you.

Sat

Hash #2001, BIH @ Elmer Clark Pavilion

Jan 15 @ 2:00 pm

Here’s deets for the 15th!

Shhhh! It’s a secret! What secret, you ask? You’ll just have to cum to find out. Bring some smiles and laughter. Probably trail shoes and shiggy socks if you know your hare.

Leashed doggo friends are welcome.

Bring a mask in case food has to be moved indoors due to super cold weather. (Unless you want cold food! Eating/drinking will be outside.)

Location: West End/Elliot Overlook (Elmer Clark Pavilion), Marlow St. Pittsburgh 15205
40.445621,-80.033727

Time: 2:00pm On-Out. If you want to cum early, bring your own beer. Otherwise everything else will be provided on trail.

Apres: At the Overlook Pavilion. If you plan to pimp, contact BiH for the time to show up!

Hash Cash: $5

Questions or Lost on Trail? Contact BitchinHeat at 908-380-2629. She may have answers or she may ask her magic 8 ball.

Categories: Numbered Hashes

Mon

Full Moon Hash: The MLK Full Wolf Moon Hash

Jan 17 @ 6:30 pm

The MLK Full Wolf Moon Hash Monday, January 17 6:30pm, on out 7:00pm

Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314)

On-on: Mugshots Cafe, 25 Walsh Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15205 (412-921-7474)

On this Martin Luther King Jr. Day, I have a dream that one day this kennel will rise up and hare a trail on every full moon, that every set of city steps will be traversed, that heights will be scaled, and that view checks will be available to all. I have a dream that hares will not be judged by the color of the flour they choose to lay but by the quality of beer they provide on trail. And when this happens, we will raise our voices in glorious, victorious song and cry, “Drink it down, down, down!” Yes, I have a dream.

Categories: Fool Moon Hashes

Sun

Hash #2002, I’ll Finish Tomorrow and Flicker @ Bob's Lounge

Jan 23 @ 1:00 pm

Start at 1:00pm at Bob’s Lounge at 944 Greensburg Pike, East Pittsburgh PA 15112. Apres at Flicker’s house after trail.
Mystery co-hare from the hash archives!

Pre-trail beer at Bob’s on your own. Beer stop and apres beer on the hares.

Apres Just around the corner from Bob’s at 123 Elizabeth Ave, East Pgh 15112
Leave your dirty shoes on the porch.
If you have reason to believe you’ve been exposed to Covid, please don’t come. Otherwise, just do the right thing.

Categories: Numbered Hashes

Thu

PITT #245, LOTR Hash @ Murphy's Taproom

Jan 27 @ 6:30 pm

The third LOTR trail is nigh! Return of the Jag! Join Handy, Shameless, Muff, and PNC Spank on the final chapter of an epic trilogy of well spaced out trails! Hopefully, the eagles won’t come life flight hobbits off mount doom on this trail. All jokes aside, trail has shiggy, but is still dog friendly. The starting bar is the Inn of the Prancing Pony (aka: Murphy’s Taproom), which is the only part that is not dog friendly.

Categories: Numbered Hashes PITT-H3

Sun

Hash #2003, Sphincter and VMC @ Mohan's Restaurant

Jan 30 @ 1:00 pm

Start at Mohan’s Restaurant 7324 Saltsburg Rd Pittsburgh PA 15235

Come at 1:00, On out at 1:30.
Join us in the wilds of Penn Hills! Some shiggy, some views, some sights to see. Trail is dog friendly for only the most intrepid dogs, Mohan’s is not.

Weather looks ok, but things change. Lay’er for warmth!

Categories: Numbered Hashes

Tue

DS #80 – Shriveled in London @ Rumerz Sportz Bar and Grill

Feb 1 @ 6:30 pm

Hare: Shriveled in London
What: DS #80
When: February 1, 2022 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: Rumerz Sportz Bar and Grill, 1216 Woods Run Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Categories: New Moon DarkSide

Wed

TN@ #69: Swamp Bitch and Vue @ Porky's Bar and Grill

Feb 2 @ 6:30 pm

There’s a beer sampling event that evening we can get into before on-out. https://facebook.com/events/s/nugget-nectar-first-squeeze-20/900852673962079/

The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.

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Hash #1999, Party like it’s 1999! 2:00 pm

Hash #1999, Party like it’s 1999! @ Ormsby Cafe
Jan 1 @ 2:00 pm

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Moon is leading us all into 2022. Holy shit. Bring your hungover ass to a New Year’s Day trail for the following reasons: Hair of the dog. Beer will make the hangover go away. Even …

5

TN@ #68: Manvitational 6:30 pm

TN@ #68: Manvitational @ North Park Harmar Pavillion
Jan 5 @ 6:30 pm

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Hares: Steph Infection, Swamp Bitch, and maybeee someone else What: TN@ Manvitational Pre-pre-pre lube to PGH 2000th. Covid Precautions: We are attempting to make this as touchless as possible…we have fully moved the trail outdoors! …

6

PITT #243: Pgh Pre-Lube for 2000th Trail, Shameless’ Birthday 6:30 pm

PITT #243: Pgh Pre-Lube for 2000th Trail, Shameless’ Birthday @ Blue Moon Bar
Jan 6 @ 6:30 pm

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COVID UPDATE: Because this trail is part of the 2000 celebration week, this trail requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to run trail if you are not vaxxed. The kennels …

7

Party Pre-Lube for the 2000th Pgh Trail! 7:00 pm

Party Pre-Lube for the 2000th Pgh Trail! @ Hop Farm Brewing
Jan 7 @ 7:00 pm – 11:59 pm

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COVID UPDATE: As part of the 2000 celebration week, this event requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to attend if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharing vaccination …

8

TN@ Harriette Huddle with Mimosas 10:00 am

TN@ Harriette Huddle with Mimosas @ Spring Hill Suites by Marriott Pittsburgh North Shore
Jan 8 @ 10:00 am

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Join Schoolhouse Cock, BitchinHeat, and Heart On for a pre-trail harriette huddle. This event is limited to women and those who identify as womyn. We will meet at 10:00am in the lobby of the hash …

Hash #2000: A New Millennium 11:00 am

Hash #2000: A New Millennium
Jan 8 @ 11:00 am

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Hash #2000: A New Millennium Hares: Fuk Stik, Defender of Peedom, and Friends Check-in: 11:00am Trail: 12:00pm Holy Shit! How’d we get to #2000? Join us for this milestone trail: there will be trail …

9

Hash 2000: Hangover Pick-up Trail 12:00 pm

Hash 2000: Hangover Pick-up Trail @ Trace Brewing
Jan 9 @ 12:00 pm

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COVID UPDATE: As part of the 2000 celebration week, this event requires everyone to be fully vaccinated. You will not be able to attend if you are not vaxxed. The kennels will be sharing vaccination …

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PITT #244, Plea Barkin’ 6:30 pm

PITT #244, Plea Barkin’ @ Mt. Royal Inn
Jan 13 @ 6:30 pm

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Where: Mt. Royal Inn, 1 Beyrleye Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15223 When: 6:30pm, On Out at 7:00pm Is it fair to catch the hare? Would you grab it, that silly rabbit? You, fine hound, may run …

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Hash #2001, BIH 2:00 pm

Hash #2001, BIH @ Elmer Clark Pavilion
Jan 15 @ 2:00 pm

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Here’s deets for the 15th! Shhhh! It’s a secret! What secret, you ask? You’ll just have to cum to find out. Bring some smiles and laughter. Probably trail shoes and shiggy socks if you know …

17

Full Moon Hash: The MLK Full Wolf Moon Hash 6:30 pm

Full Moon Hash: The MLK Full Wolf Moon Hash
Jan 17 @ 6:30 pm

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The MLK Full Wolf Moon Hash Monday, January 17 6:30pm, on out 7:00pm Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314) On-on: Mugshots Cafe, 25 Walsh Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15205 (412-921-7474) On this Martin Luther King Jr. Day, I have …

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Hash #2002, I’ll Finish Tomorrow and Flicker 1:00 pm

Hash #2002, I’ll Finish Tomorrow and Flicker @ Bob's Lounge
Jan 23 @ 1:00 pm

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Start at 1:00pm at Bob’s Lounge at 944 Greensburg Pike, East Pittsburgh PA 15112. Apres at Flicker’s house after trail. Mystery co-hare from the hash archives! Pre-trail beer at Bob’s on your own. Beer stop …

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PITT #245, LOTR Hash 6:30 pm

PITT #245, LOTR Hash @ Murphy's Taproom
Jan 27 @ 6:30 pm

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The third LOTR trail is nigh! Return of the Jag! Join Handy, Shameless, Muff, and PNC Spank on the final chapter of an epic trilogy of well spaced out trails! Hopefully, the eagles won’t come …

30

Hash #2003, Sphincter and VMC 1:00 pm

Hash #2003, Sphincter and VMC @ Mohan's Restaurant
Jan 30 @ 1:00 pm

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Start at Mohan’s Restaurant 7324 Saltsburg Rd Pittsburgh PA 15235 Come at 1:00, On out at 1:30. Join us in the wilds of Penn Hills! Some shiggy, some views, some sights to see. Trail is …

Categories: Titties n@-H3

Sun

Hash #2004, Cockle and Clap @ Maxwell's Pizza

Feb 6 @ 2:00 pm

Start at Maxwell’s Pizza, 600 Lincoln Ave, Bellevue, PA 15202.

Come at 2:00, On out at 2:30.

Stop by Valkyrie Doughnuts beforehand and afterwards get some pizza at Maxwell’s followed by ice cream at Scoops. Trail is a mixture of shiggy and road. You can bring your dog to trail but not to the start location.

Categories: Numbered Hashes