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1	2	3	4 TN@ #81: Light up the new year with BiH and Fanny! 6:30 pm TN@ #81: Light up the new year with BiH and Fanny! @ Butterjoint Jan 4 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm Tickets Ready for 2023 to be your year? Yeah- don’t say that and jinx us all! Instead, cum out and wander around the fair Oakland area before all the students return. We’ll see some sights, maybe …	5	6 Fool Moon Hash! Man G’s 10-Year Analversary 6:30 pm Fool Moon Hash! Man G’s 10-Year Analversary @ Ormsby Cafe Jan 6 @ 6:30 pm Tickets WHEN: FRIDAY: January 6, 2023 6:30 PM Where: Starting at Ormsby Ave. Cafe. 402 Ormsby Ave. PGH, PA 15210 On after at Moon & Rex’s house: 517 Ormsby St Pittsburgh, PA 15210 There is plenty of …	7
8 Hash #2052, Sherpes and Norton 1:00 pm Hash #2052, Sherpes and Norton @ Goodfellas Jan 8 @ 1:00 pm Tickets Sherpes & Norton Trail Sunday January 8, 1 PM, 1:30 PM chalk talk Goodfellas at 1915 McCague St, Pittsburgh, PA 15218 bring cash Expect flat pavement, zero shiggy, baby stroller friendly trail, lounge chairs and …	9	10	11	12 PITT #274, MyHogNMe and Just Joseph 6:30 pm PITT #274, MyHogNMe and Just Joseph @ Park Place Pub Jan 12 @ 6:30 pm Tickets New Year, New FU Hi there, welcome to a new year of hashing. This trail will honor the past whilst embracing the future. The weather will be lovely, so My HogNMe and Just Joseph look …	13	14
15 Hash #2053, Death Marshall 1:00 pm Hash #2053, Death Marshall @ Rich's Parkside Den Jan 15 @ 1:00 pm Tickets Sunday, 15 January 2023 Meet at: 1:00 On Out at: 1:30 Rich’s Parkside Den 1907 Donner St McKeesport PA 15135The Bar is right next to the GAP Trail in Boston. There is plenty of parking …	16	17	18	19 DS #91 – Krampus: Sans Krampus 6:30 pm DS #91 – Krampus: Sans Krampus @ Burgh'ers Brewing Jan 19 @ 6:30 pm Tickets Hares: TBC What: DS #91 Where: Burgh’ers Brewing, 3601 Butler St, Pittsburgh, PA 15201 When: December 19, 2023 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit …	20 ICH3#15 Click it brings you the Turkeys Crawl Eagles Fly Hash 6:30 pm ICH3#15 Click it brings you the Turkeys Crawl Eagles Fly Hash @ Smokin Joe’s Jan 20 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm Tickets Join Iron City on yet another boozy Friday night bar crawl. Click it will be hare-ing this treat of a hash. He guarantees there will be a Turkey Eagle split. If you’re fat, lazy, and …	21
22 Hash #2054, Sherpes and Coldmember 1:00 pm Hash #2054, Sherpes and Coldmember @ Casa de Coldmember Jan 22 @ 1:00 pm Tickets Sherpes and Coldmember decided to grab this trail at the last minute! Cum join them for a trail-and-street, leashed-Fido-friendly romp through everyone’s FAV-O-RITE part of the Burgh—the SOUTH HILLS!!!! Meeting at 1:00 pee em. On …	23	24 Drinking Practice 6:00 pm Drinking Practice @ Bonafide Brewing Jan 24 @ 6:00 pm Tickets Cum out for drinking practice while Meow is in town! Bring your ID and money!.	25	26 PITT #275, The Koi Bois 6:30 pm PITT #275, The Koi Bois @ Four Points Brewing Jan 26 @ 6:30 pm Tickets This trail sucks. It’s long and hard just like your dad. You shouldn’t cum. But if you ignore this hares advice and want to torture yourself anyway come out to 4 Points for another shitty …	27	28
29 Hash #2055, Click It’s One-Year Analversary 2:00 pm Hash #2055, Click It’s One-Year Analversary @ Riley's Pour House Jan 29 @ 2:00 pm Tickets More details cumming, but trail will be A to B, starting out of Riley’s Pour House. Cum celebrate our first year of Click It!	30	31

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Jan

Wed

TN@ #81: Light up the new year with BiH and Fanny! @ Butterjoint

Tickets

Jan 4 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Ready for 2023 to be your year? Yeah- don’t say that and jinx us all!

Instead, cum out and wander around the fair Oakland area before all the students return.

We’ll see some sights, maybe some lights, and drink ourselves into the new year (which will soon be the year of the Rabbit)!

Where: Butterjoint, 208 North Craig St

When: 6:30pm meet, 7:00pm Chalk Talk

Doggos: There are a few parts of trail that are not dog-friendly. If you must bring your furry friend, the hares can route you around these areas but you’ll be missing out!

The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.

tn@ is a walker friendly kennel.

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Categories: Titties n@-H3

Jan

Fri

Fool Moon Hash! Man G’s 10-Year Analversary @ Ormsby Cafe

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Jan 6 @ 6:30 pm

WHEN: FRIDAY: January 6, 2023 6:30 PM

Where: Starting at Ormsby Ave. Cafe. 402 Ormsby Ave. PGH, PA 15210

On after at Moon & Rex’s house: 517 Ormsby St Pittsburgh, PA 15210

There is plenty of parking behind his house on St Joseph St.

WHO: ManGurglar, Defender of Peedom & Moon

WHAT TO BRING: Headlamp, dry clothes (you never know), a drinking vessel, and cash. Trail is dog friendly. The Bars & On after is not dog friendly.

WHY: To celebrate 10 years of MANGURGLAR!!!!

10 YEARS OF HASHING!? Holy shit! My hashing story is basically a Hallmark movie, only slightly less dramatic. If I suddenly die, then it’ll really be a Hallmark movie, but hopefully, that doesn’t happen… at least for a few more years. I have shit to do.

Here’s my hashing story — After traveling for a year across the country with my sister, we heard about hashing. Unfortunately, we never tried hashing on the road. After moving back to PGH, I decided to go to one of the trails while my sister was visiting. It was a Cream of Mushroom Trail on December 28, 2012. Fool Moon the day after fresh snow. It was freezing cold and a perfect night to hash. My sister, “Golden,” had been hashing in Pheonix, so she wasn’t a virgin. We showed up to the start of the trail early, but no one was there, so we found a local bar in Mount Oliver to stop and grab a beer… we went into Moinks on Brownsville Rd., and the music literally stopped when we walked in. So we played it cool, grabbed a six-pack, and quickly ran back into our car to drink before the start.

The trail started, and we ran through the woods, we drank spiked hot cocoa on trail, and I fell on the ice after accidentally following someone named Peedom the wrong way through some school. Trail finished with circle in Moon’s basement. I quickly got drunk as I kept wearing my hat in circle. Strip flippy cup started, and after a while, my sister (who was driving) wanted to continue the party back in Millvale, so she invited this Defender of Peedom character who was chatting me up to come with us along with Mushroom and a couple of other hashers. The rest of the night is pretty blurry…

Almost everyone in the hash had warned me about Peedom, but 10 years later, this Defender of Peedrom & I are somehow making it work. We are married (on a fool moon) and have 2 beautiful but completely insane kids. I’ve been involved in starting two new PGH kennels, traveled in Europe hashing, in various US cities, and on our honeymoon in Hawaii. Our first child was even conceived at an interhash. All of this amazing life is thanks to one drunken night in Mount Oliver.

So join me in celebrating me and my 10 years and if you have a virgin to bring this is a good trail! Time to create your own destiny! Mount Oliver… where all your dreams come true!

Trail will be mercifully short. It will also be cold, dark, and snowy, so dress appropriately and bring a light source. For the after party Moon has promised dancing, black lights, disco balls, foam, stripper poles, and a naked woman crashing into a gas station. Actually, he only mentioned having a party at his house with a black light, and I might have made up the rest. It’s going to be a good time.

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Categories: Fool Moon Hashes

Jan

Sun

Hash #2052, Sherpes and Norton @ Goodfellas

Tickets

Jan 8 @ 1:00 pm

Sherpes & Norton Trail
Sunday January 8, 1 PM, 1:30 PM chalk talk
Goodfellas at 1915 McCague St, Pittsburgh, PA 15218
bring cash

Expect flat pavement, zero shiggy, baby stroller friendly trail, lounge chairs and benches every quarter mile, no ropes, no steep slopes, no jaggers, no poisonous toxic waste, no sharp object debris and no industrial dumping, no construction machinery, no feral shopping carts, no trail treasure, no graffiti, no bridges, no tunnels, no culverts, and no classic hashable terrain trademarks.

Looking for a theme or slogan, while scouting at one point we were faced with an obstacle. “Lets go around, it’s easier”, Norton said. Sherpes replied: “No, lets go straight. It’s harder, yeah, but it’s more fun”. At which point, Norton said: “you are like Kennedy”. Sherpes did not understand. So Norton told the tale of 60 years ago of a US President telling the world that folks were going to the Moon not because it’s easy, but because it’s hard.

Categories: Numbered Hashes

Jan

Thu

PITT #274, MyHogNMe and Just Joseph @ Park Place Pub

Tickets

Jan 12 @ 6:30 pm

New Year, New FU

Hi there, welcome to a new year of hashing. This trail will honor the past whilst embracing the future. The weather will be lovely, so My HogNMe and Just Joseph look forward to F-ing U all this Thursday. Trail will be short, cold, and above all festive. Flagrantly Underplanned. Fucking Über. Fornicatingly Unprotected. Falses Unlimited. Fashionably Understated. Frustratingly Ubiquitous. FU

Trail is Fido friendly. Trail shoes not necessary.

Categories: Numbered Hashes PITT-H3

Jan

Sun

Hash #2053, Death Marshall @ Rich's Parkside Den

Tickets

Jan 15 @ 1:00 pm

Sunday, 15 January 2023
Meet at: 1:00
On Out at: 1:30

Rich’s Parkside Den

1907 Donner St
McKeesport PA 15135The Bar is right next to the GAP Trail in Boston. There is plenty of parking at the Trail Access.

(Hummed to the tune of “16 Tons”)
Fifteen rounds and what do you get?
A glad-handing Speaker who’s morally in debt.
He’s a weak kneed leader and a senseless A-hole.
But that’s what you get from a man with no soul.

Categories: Numbered Hashes

Jan

Thu

DS #91 – Krampus: Sans Krampus @ Burgh'ers Brewing

Tickets

Jan 19 @ 6:30 pm

Hares: TBC
What: DS #91
Where: Burgh’ers Brewing, 3601 Butler St, Pittsburgh, PA 15201
When: December 19, 2023 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! You’ve been bad, Krampus told me…he made the 1st one, but Krampus is too busy torturing kids in hell to come out for this one.

Categories: New Moon DarkSide

Jan

Fri

ICH3#15 Click it brings you the Turkeys Crawl Eagles Fly Hash @ Smokin Joe’s

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Jan 20 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm

Join Iron City on yet another boozy Friday night bar crawl. Click it will be hare-ing this treat of a hash. He guarantees there will be a Turkey Eagle split. If you’re fat, lazy, and take the turkey, true trail will be less than 2 miles. Take the eagle and you may need to rent a scooter because he’s gonna kick your ass.

Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.

Expect to be disappointed.

Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.

Bring Virgins.

We never charge hash cash.

Attendance is mandatory.

Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM

Categories: Iron City H3 Numbered Hashes Tags: Bar Crawl Beer moist Virgins

Jan

Sun

Hash #2054, Sherpes and Coldmember @ Casa de Coldmember

Tickets

Jan 22 @ 1:00 pm

Sherpes and Coldmember decided to grab this trail at the last minute! Cum join them for a trail-and-street, leashed-Fido-friendly romp through everyone’s FAV-O-RITE part of the Burgh—the SOUTH HILLS!!!!

Meeting at 1:00 pee em. On out at 1:30 pee em. Hooray daylight!

Categories: Numbered Hashes

Jan

Tue

Drinking Practice @ Bonafide Brewing

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Jan 24 @ 6:00 pm

Cum out for drinking practice while Meow is in town! Bring your ID and money!.

Categories: Drinking Practice

Jan

Thu

PITT #275, The Koi Bois @ Four Points Brewing

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Jan 26 @ 6:30 pm

This trail sucks. It’s long and hard just like your dad. You shouldn’t cum.

But if you ignore this hares advice and want to torture yourself anyway come out to 4 Points for another shitty Koi Boi ™? trail. Dogs could do trail easily but there is glass and other shit everywhere at certain parts so only bring your dog if it’s not dumb as hell.

This write up is now over 50 words and satisfies the hare raiser required length for a write up.

Categories: Numbered Hashes PITT-H3

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