Calendar / Directions

Contact Your Hare-Raiser, Whale’s Vagina today to schedule a Hash!

Submit directions for your Hash!

Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1
2
3
4
PGH #1923 – Hashy Days are Here Again! 12:00 pm
PGH #1923 – Hashy Days are Here Again! @ Cayuga Shelter - Settlers Cabin Park
Jul 4 @ 12:00 pm – Jul 5 @ 6:30 pm
When: Saturday & Sunday:  sign up for a 1/2 hour slot and run trail in solo/small groups (see more details below) Where: Cayuga Shelter, Settlers Cabin Park, (next to the Settlers Creek Playground) Hares: ABS, …
5
6
7
8
TN@ #60: Harriette Needed 6:30 pm
TN@ #60: Harriette Needed
Jul 8 @ 6:30 pm
New safety rules Must sign up by contacting a hare for hash start location. Must wear a mask/bandana/buff that covers your nose and mouth. Must bring your own beverages and snacks. You may want a …
9
10
11
12
Hash #1924 – The New Normal 2:00 pm
Hash #1924 – The New Normal @ The New Start
Jul 12 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Liquher Cookie and Honeynut Squirreleo have been crafting and fine tuning a trail since March. It’s sure to be an outrageously shiggalishous, totally outdoors (to include the après) event. The kind of event that you’ve …
13
14
15
16
PITTH3 #219 T-Boner and Party Boob 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #219 T-Boner and Party Boob @ Zano’s
Jul 16 @ 6:30 pm
Due to the spike in Covid cases in Allegheny County, this trail is being postponed. Tentatively scheduled for July 16. Zano’s H3 is back! Legend has it that there are 2 or 3 good trails …
PITTH3 #2xx HARE NEEDED 6:30 pm
17
18
19
Hash #1925 – HARE NEEDED 2:00 pm
Hash #1925 – HARE NEEDED @ The North Side
Jul 19 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
It could be you!
20
21
22
23
24
25
27
28
29
31

Apr
15
Wed
#57: Tn@ Goes on a Quest (virtual hash)
Apr 15 @ 7:00 pm

Join BitchinHeat for a virtual trail full of shenanigans, silliness, puzzles, and possibly dragons. Wait, what?! Dragons?! Well, if it’s a virtual trail – anything can happen! Remember: what happens in Tn@-Zoom land stays in Tn@-Zoom land!

Don your best adventuring outfit (yes, this can be PJs if you want; pants and bras are optional in Tn@-Zoom land too!).

Want advantage in this realm?
Take a selfie with the thing named in this riddle:
It will follow you for 1000 miles but not miss home. It desires neither food nor flowers. It fears not water, fire, knives, nor soldiers. But it disappears when the sun sets behind western mountains. What am I?

Meet-up at 7pm, “on-out” at 7:15pm!
Contact Bitch In Heat for Zoom information.

The Tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary (basically anyone who does not identify as male)

Apr
22
Wed
DS #61 – HARE NEEDED
Apr 22 @ 6:30 pm

Who: HARE NEEDED

WHERE: TBD

WHEN: April 22 at 6:30pm, on out at 7pm

WHY: To run a harder longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Apr
23
Thu
PITTH3 #2xx Tight E: Canceled
Apr 23 @ 6:30 pm

Continuing social distancing 🙁

May
4
Mon
Hash #V1 – Beer Lovers go Nuts in May
May 4 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Beer Lovers go Nuts in May, Pittsburgh Hash #V1 (was Hash #1929)

Hares: Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat

It’s that time of year again: the time to drink good beer and celebrate the longer days by getting out into the woods. We’re not hashing together, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun and hang out with each other.

Trail will be followed by a Zoom Circle (details to be posted soon). Be sure to have some good beer handy, as it IS Beer Lovers…

Where: Your Neighborhood (directions below)

Hash Cash: FREE (Or donate to the PGH Food Bank)

Start Time: 6 pm for Eagles, 6:30 pm for Chickens

Apres & Circle: 7:30 pm on Zoom

Directions:

Go out your front door and do your own trail. Try to get into the woods, onto the dirt, or into the mud, because that’s what Nuts in May is all about. If you get in your car, you’ve gone too far.

So, find a fun loop that’s a good distance, and celebrate with a shower beer or five, and be sure to start at whatever time will have you finish at 7:30 pm for Circle.

And if you want, take a picture of yourself on trail to share.

Apres and Circle Info:

We’ll be joining the Zoom meeting at 7:30 pm, with down downs at 7:45-ish. The link will be available in the Pittsburgh Hash Facebook group, or if you email Fuk Stik.

Put your beer on your head to be recognized by Purple (Drew). You can also use the chat function when joining to privately message a GM with any potential down downs. Or hell, use the chat function more to private party and talk with everyone.

History:

The Pittsburgh Hash traditionally (until about 2008) moved from Sunday afternoon runs to Monday nights on the Monday after the Pittsburgh Marathon, where it stayed until the Great Race in the Fall.

“Nuts in May” is fallback to that tradition and a nod to the New York Hash. NYH3 started the tradition of “Nuts in May” as a way of celebrating the longer days with good trail runs. It was started by Ian Cumming, founder of the Singapore and New York hashes, and also a regular fixture at the Pittsburgh Campout Weekend from its inception until his passing.

A History of the NY Hash (Westchester and CT)

http://pwoodford.net/hashblog/?page_id=622

 

May
11
Mon
Hash #V2 – Nuts in May #2
May 11 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Beer Lovers go Nuts in May, Pittsburgh Hash #V2

Hares: Fuk Stik & BitchinHeat
Where: Your Neighborhood (directions below)
Virtual Circle: on zoom
Hash Cash: FREE (Or donate to the PGH Food Bank)
Start Time: 6 pm for Eagles, 6:30 pm for Chickens
Apres: 7:30 pm on Zoom

It’s that time of year again: the time to drink good beer and celebrate the longer days by getting out into the woods. We’re not hashing together, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun and hang out with each other.

Trail will be followed by a Zoom Circle. Be sure to have some good beer handy, as it IS Beer Lovers…

Directions:

Go out your front door and do your own trail. Try to get into the woods, onto the dirt, or into the mud, because that’s what Nuts in May is all about. If you get in your car, you’ve gone too far.

So, find a fun loop that’s a good distance, and celebrate with a shower beer or five, and be sure to start at whatever time will have you finish at 7:30 pm for Circle.

And if you want, take a picture of yourself on trail to share.

Apres and Circle Info:
We’ll be joining the Zoom meeting at 7:30 pm, with down downs at 7:45-ish. The link will be available in the Pittsburgh Hash Facebook group, or if you email Fuk Stik.

Put your beer on your head or raise your hand in Zoom to be recognized by the RA Purple Princess. You can also use the chat function when joining to privately message a GM with any potential down downs. Or hell, use the chat function more to private party and talk with everyone.

History:
The Pittsburgh Hash traditionally (until about 2008) moved from Sunday afternoon runs to Monday nights on the Monday after the Pittsburgh Marathon, where it stayed until the Great Race in the Fall.

“Nuts in May” is fallback to that tradition and a nod to the New York Hash. NYH3 started the tradition of “Nuts in May” as a way of celebrating the longer days with good trail runs. It was started by Ian Cumming, founder of the Singapore and New York hashes, and also a regular fixture at the Pittsburgh Campout Weekend from its inception until his passing.

http://hashnyc.com/2004/09/25/a-history-of-the-ny-hash-westchester-and-ct/
http://pwoodford.net/hashblog/?page_id=622

May
15
Fri
TN@ #58: Dildo Bingo! (virtual hash event)
May 15 @ 6:30 pm

When: Friday, May 15th, 6:30pm meet up, 7pm game start
Where: At your home on Zoom
Hash cash: $0 (BYOB!)
How: Register by 5/14 by midnight by emailing dirtygerbilhhh @ gmail
Harriettes: Steph Infection, Ear of the Sperm, Dirty Gerbil

Your TN@ GM’s have something special planned for all of us– a night of TN@ Dildo Bingo!

What is that?!? It’s hash-themed bingo with sexy, titillating prizes since we all need some extra stress-reduction these days. To play you’ll need to email us by midnight on May 14th so we can send you virtual bingo cards and the zoom event link. After the event we’ll email the winners to coordinate safe, local prize delivery.

Since regular hashing has been postponed (and overflowing social calendars are no longer a problem) we’ve also decided to break Wednesday night trail tradition and make it a Friday night event. That way those who are WFH don’t have to worry about being bleary and hungover on Thursday.

Looking forward to seeing all your lovely faces! Best wishes and safety to everyone.

—————————————–

TN@ is a woman’s kennel that meets every 28 days for women and women-identified hashers (and their virgins!).

 

May
18
Mon
Hash #V3 – Socially Spread Out Nuts [in May]
May 18 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
Socially Spread Out Nuts [in May] – Hash #V3
Hare: Swamp Bitch
On Out: 6:30 pm
Directions:
You will need to carry a cell phone and your beverage of choice on trail.
Keep to your ‘quarantine pod members” and find a place to start your run, an urban setting will work best for this hash.
Follow this link to set up your account for your phone https://groupme.com/join_group/59739453/aukkXev8
Wait for instructions to find the hash marks.

 

May
22
Fri
DS #61 – Plea Barkin @ 40.493046, -79.911685
May 22 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Plea Barkin
What: DS #61, aka “Is 2020 over yet or what?”
When: May 22, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7pm
Where: 40.493046, -79.911685
Why: To run a longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

This Darkside is a tribute to 2020. You may say it’s too early for a tribute, but I say it’s too late. If we don’t tribute 2020 now, what else will it throw at us. I mean, we waited an additional month to write this as lockdown was extended, and what do we get? Fucking Murder Hornets! Assholes are two inches long. You want to see what June has? No, no you don’t.

To tribute 2020, this trail will feature all of our favorite new found friends: coronavirus; economic despair; Carole Baskin; and of course, murder hornets. We’ll introduce our new friends to our old friends: shiggy; hills; stairs; cheap beer, and with a little luck, some bad weather too boot.

What to bring: your own beer for pre; a mask (because it amuses me to make you run 9 miles in a mask or because I am socially responsible, you decide), a headlamp, a virgin; and a can do attitude. If you want snacks, bring your own, as we don’t want communal food at this time. This trail will be way more run-able than some of my other trails, but there will be some off road sections for sure.

What not to bring: yourself, if you’re sick or even slightly intelligent.

Also, usually not an issue for dark side, but the Governor’s order is to keep this under 25 people. Please sign up if you intend on coming. If it gets crowded, we’ll figure it out.

To be safe, there won’t be snacks at beer stops nor will there be shot stops. I’ll lay trail shitty enough that y’all won’t catch me as you’ll be lost. As to beer stops, I am working on something to be careful. Plan right now is to leave unopened 12 packs with a new pair of gloves at each stop. As punishment, front running bastard must put on gloves, refrain from touching face and hand out beer to pack, or dump it out for self serve. As to masks, I personally don’t wear a mask when I am out running, but in order not to rock the boat, please bring one to be respectful of others where there may or not be bottlenecks or muggles in close proximity. Hopefully everything will be wide open and empty.

Directions to Prelube/On-Out location – BYOB prelube is on the railroad access road that runs under the Highland Park Bridge and connects Sharpsburg to Aspinwall. I think the New Years trail ran on this, and I did a circle there in January for PITT. Best advice is to find parking on 23rd Street by Dunbar Armored (120 23rd St, Pittsburgh, PA 15215) and walk behind the buildings against tree line toward Highland Park Bridge, can’t miss the trail/road. I’m so excited to drink some beer, I have been dry since shutdown!

Jun
17
Wed
TN@ #59: Man G and Tight E @ regent square
Jun 17 @ 6:30 pm

TN@’s First Socially Distanced Hash!

We’ve been shut down for in-person hashing since March but we are able to hash again– with some new safety rules! Meet up at 6:30, on-out at 7:00.

Must sign up by contacting a hare for hash start location– text 814.657.4173.

Must wear a mask/bandana/buff that covers your nose and mouth.

Must bring your own beverages and snacks. You may want a straw.

You may bring your own hand sanitizer or wipes.

If you are feeling ill, Do Not Come.

If the rules are not followed by everyone then the hash will not happen.
So Please Do Not Be a Dick.

There will be no hash cash since it is BYOE– no beverages or snacks provided.

For the full list of ‘Rona Rules go here.

————————————————————————

The all Pittsburgh kennel-wide Covid-19 Rules are HERE. Read before hashing.

The TN@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.

 

Jun
19
Fri
DarkSide #62 – Shriveled in London
Jun 19 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Shriveled in London
What: DS #62
When: June 19, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:03pm
Where: Bandi Schaum Community Garden. Easy parking at the trail head.
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Beer at beer stops will be in an unopened case. Selections might be limited so if you are worried there won’t be a beer that hits your taste bring your own. Same rules apply for circle – I will provide beer; bring your own if you want something specific. Individually wrapped snacks and water will also be at each beer stop and circle.
Things that won’t be provided: bug spray, head lamps, etc.