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Hash #1916 – Superb Owl Trail! 2:00 pm
Hash #1916 – Superb Owl Trail! @ Four Mile Run Park
Feb 2 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
It is that time of year when we celebrate owls, and how great they are, by running trail, drinking beverages, consuming food, and watching whatever sports thing is on the telly. This is a joint …
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Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon 2:00 pm
Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon @ Nike Missile Silo
Feb 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Hares: Purple Princess, Pack My Fanny, Asscavator Masturbator Follow Nike Road straight to the Montour Trail, bear left after the gate, up to the parking area. Da Plane, Da Plane! Come and enjoy a short, …
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PITTH3 #216 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #216 @ Leo. a public house
Feb 13 @ 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #216 @ Leo. a public house | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
A Salty Valentine with P0rn Aga1n Chr1st1an and the Birthday Bois Come join Porn Again, Scrum, and Just Kyle (yeah that kinkster from the camp out that decided he would only come back if can …
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Hash #1918 – Sloppy 6th – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, Anal 12:30 pm
Hash #1918 – Sloppy 6th – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, Anal @ Brew Gentleman
Feb 16 @ 12:30 pm
Hares: ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal Sloppy Sixths…it’s the 6th worst trail of the year! Meetup at 12:30 on out at 1PM!!! Why: Cum join ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal for the “Sloppy Six morning …
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TN@#56: Yeast Confectionz and Oodles of Dudes Noodles 7:00 pm
TN@#56: Yeast Confectionz and Oodles of Dudes Noodles @ Broad St. Bistro
Feb 19 @ 7:00 pm
Welcome to Yeasty’s inaugural TN@ out of her home bar. Trail is A to A Prime. We’re not saying where we are ending but Yeasty may live there. On Out at 7:30 due to remote …
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DarkSide OverNight 10:30 pm
DarkSide OverNight @ Casa de Clap and Cockle
Feb 22 @ 10:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Back by unpopular demand, DS misman brings you DarkSide OverNight – Part Deux, the Resurgence! After having to cancel last year, we’re bringing it back for another go!  Prepare yourselves for an overnight trek through …
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Hash #1919 – How to Moon Your Buns 2:00 pm
Hash #1919 – How to Moon Your Buns @ House of 1000 Beers
Feb 23 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Pre-trail drinks are on you!  $5 Hash cash will get you trail beers, snacks, and the most awesome apres food and beer north of dahntahn. Trail is A-A in scenic virgin suburbia Warrendale, which means …
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PITTH3 #217 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #217
Feb 27 @ 6:30 pm
PITT celebrates Fasching… will be out of Deutschtown with all German beer… More beets to follow Rüben die Scheiße aus mir heraus
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Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker 2:00 pm
Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker @ Evergreen Cafe
Feb 29 @ 2:00 pm
Hares: Flicker & Cox Stroker Where: Evergreen Café, 7330 Penn Ave, Pgh 15208 $5.00 Hash cash and…. You will need money on trail for one beer stop. This day cums only once every 4 years …

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Hash #1913 – Hog Heaven Hash @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Jan 12 @ 1:00 pm

Welcome to Hog Heaven!

Meet up: 1:00, On-out: 1:30

Lace up your crappiest trail shoes and prepare yourself for a muddy, piggy romp through the nether regions of Reserve Township– if you were dropped there blindfolded you’d never guess that you’re just 10 minutes from downtown.

Park in the big Hog Head’s parking lot *across* the street, not next to the bar.

Trail is canine, porcine, and tiny people friendly, starts and ends at a fun (non-smoking!) restaurant with yummy, cheap food. (No hash cash, on-after food should be ordered prior to heading out and it’s on you.) Pig-themed hashing attire will be greatly rewarded and appreciated by the bar hosts, a dry bag is strongly recommended due to a mud index of 8.  (Put on clean shoes before re-entering the bar, ya wankers.) Be extra nice to Tina the bartender, she’s a peach. Circle may be replaced by a hog calling contest. Sooooiiiie!!!

Hares: Dirty Gerbil,  T-Boner, Fantastic Foreskin, and InspectHer Gadget

Meet up: 1:00, On-out: 1:30 (NOTE EARLY START TIME)

 

 

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PITTH3 #214 @ Tom and Tuds
Jan 16 @ 6:30 pm

I wanted to make you all a nice trail but everything went to shit. Very sorry….mea culpa….ya da ya da doe. It’s so bad I can’t even guarantee all of you will make it. Best advice, don’t come. And if you do, definitely don’t bring your dog. Frequently asked questions that are not as frequently answered: 1. Should I wear trail shoes? 2. How long is trail? 3. Will I get arrested? – signs point to yes 4. What gear should I bring? – bring gloves and a hat, if you don’t you will wish you did 5. Will you have craft beer? 6. Will you have nasty shot quests, I don’t like nasty shots? 7. Is it dog friendly? – no, not at all. I promise you your dog cannot do trail. – P.S. – if weather turns shitty, I have a back up that is shorter and dog friendly, but stayed tuned. No update means a shitty dog-unfriendly trail.

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Hash #1914 – Fuk Stik
Jan 20 @ 6:30 pm – 9:30 pm

Hare: Fuk Stik and …

Location: Milestone (subject to confirmation)

                 2809 Brownsville Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15227

Co-hares wanted. 

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TN@#55: Ear of the Sperm and Dirty Gerbil @ Hop Farm Brewing Company
Jan 22 @ 6:30 pm

Let’s give Hop Farm some love for being excellent hosts for our NYE antics.
Gather at 6:30 PM and on out at 7:00 PM.

TN@ trails happens every 28 days and are ladies only.

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Hash #1915 – Moon & WMD Bring It On Home @ Dale's Bar
Jan 26 @ 2:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Hares: Moon & WMD

Time:  2 pm HST

Turkeys need $2.75 trail cash (bus perhaps?)

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PITT H3 #215 Major and Two Birds @ Dive Bar
Jan 30 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1916 – Superb Owl Trail! @ Four Mile Run Park
Feb 2 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

It is that time of year when we celebrate owls, and how great they are, by running trail, drinking beverages, consuming food, and watching whatever sports thing is on the telly.

This is a joint venture of P3H3 and PGH-H3, were going to wing circle somehow in a child free zone, I guess. We will also be celebrating the Shining’s birthday. (He’ll be five)

Start of trail will be in “Four Mile Run Park”, which is the fancy name for the field across the street from Big Jim’s.

Hare: Sticky with Hope, with support from the best mismanagement team a kennel has ever had. (Weasel)

What: Strigiformes Superior day
When: February 2nd @3 pm
Why: It is Groundhog’s day, the Shining’s birthday, and Superb Owl Sunday.
How: now brown cow.

Trail will be followed by a par-tay at Sticky’s secret party house. There is a separate event for that, so that you can RSVP or trail, for the party, or both (or neither) and we can keep meaning full cranium-counts. (See facebook for RSVP options.)

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Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon @ Nike Missile Silo
Feb 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hares: Purple Princess, Pack My Fanny, Asscavator Masturbator

Follow Nike Road straight to the Montour Trail, bear left after the gate, up to the parking area.

Da Plane, Da Plane! Come and enjoy a short, flat, dry, & shiggy free trail! This trail will coincide with Dead Kennedys Fat Bike fest. There will be Fat Bikes galore, there will be shiggy, there will be planes in abundance.

Trail will end at the bike fest, and you all will meet some awesome former hashers, who in their old age and wisdom have decided that running a trail hared by Purple Princess (et al) isn’t in their best interest.

$5 hash cash, trail is doggy friendly, not kid friendly unless you don’t like your kids. Seriously, I’d keep the kiddos at home. A dry bag is highly recommended, as is a beerthday present for Pack My Fanny, who was born at the hash time of 2:30pm, on February 9th, 1973. Your presence is all the gift she needs, but she does have a fondness for ciders. Just sayin.
Meet at 2, on out at 2:30

Sex advice, lonely, need a shoulder to cry on? Pack My Fanny…401-651-3378

Directions, shortcuts, beer location…Purple Princess 412-432-9807

Note: This is both a numbered hash and the February Fool Moon.

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PITTH3 #216 @ Leo. a public house
Feb 13 @ 6:30 pm

A Salty Valentine with P0rn Aga1n Chr1st1an and the Birthday Bois

Come join Porn Again, Scrum, and Just Kyle (yeah that kinkster from the camp out that decided he would only come back if can hare) while we celebrate all our birthdays. We be starting at Leo’s in the Northside. It’s the best bar you have never heard of.

Us birthday bois expect to be showered in free drinks before trail. The drunker you get us the shorter and flatter trail will be. Kitchen will be open after trail so expect to stick around for some grub

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Hash #1918 – Sloppy 6th – ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, Anal @ Brew Gentleman
Feb 16 @ 12:30 pm

Hares: ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal

Sloppy Sixths…it’s the 6th worst trail of the year!

Meetup at 12:30 on out at 1PM!!!

Why: Cum join ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal for the “Sloppy Six morning after after Valentine’s Day trail” as we embark down the magic tunnel of love to find true trail. We all know Valentine’s Day sucks, and you probably woke up with a bottle of lotion and an empty Kleenex box, so join us to mend that broken heart by running around with half minds and having some brew. Who knows, you may even find true love after a few down downs.

Apres at Portogallo Peppers N’AT unless Brew Gentleman has a good food truck.
28 Braddock Ave, Braddock, PA 15104