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Hash #1938q – A CV-19 Halloween Special 8:00 am
Hash #1938q – A CV-19 Halloween Special
Oct 31 @ 8:00 am – Nov 1 @ 7:00 pm
Hash #1938q – A CV-19 Halloween Special Hares: SleE-ZPass & Super Secret Co-Hare Location: Northside (run start location will be emailed to you) Make it SleE-Z or make it CheE-Z the choice is yours. Cum …
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PITT #221 Clap and Cock in a Net 6:30 pm
PITT #221 Clap and Cock in a Net
Nov 5 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Come on out and join Cock in a Net and the Clap for a hash. Try to avoid catching the Clap or grabbing Cock in a Net. BYOB to the start. 2 beerstops will be …
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Hash #1939q – A trail you’ll remember / A trail you wished you could forget! 8:00 am
Hash #1939q – A trail you’ll remember / A trail you wished you could forget!
Nov 7 @ 8:00 am – Nov 8 @ 5:30 pm
Hash #1939q: “A trail you’ll remember / A trail you wished you could forget!” Hares: Liquher Cookie, Just Viv and Honeynut Squirrleo Location: Dormont/Brookline (run start location will be emailed to you) When: 2 pm …
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Hash #1940q – Q On-On 8:30 am
Hash #1940q – Q On-On
Nov 14 @ 8:30 am – Nov 15 @ 5:30 pm
Hash #1940q – A Q On-On Hash Hare: Mr. Rogers Where: Squirrel Hill (run start to be mailed to you) A Q On-On Hash It’s appropriate that a Q On-On Hash starts in Sq. Hill …
DarkSide #67 – Beets 6:30 pm
DarkSide #67 – Beets @ Sly Fox at The Point
Nov 14 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Beets What: DS #67 When: November 14, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Where: Sly Fox at The Point Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! …
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PITT #222, The Koi Bois—CANCELED 6:30 pm
PITT #222, The Koi Bois—CANCELED
Nov 19 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Canceled due to Covid spike 🙁
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Hash #1941q – Another Fine Mess 7:00 am
Hash #1941q – Another Fine Mess
Nov 21 @ 7:00 am – Nov 22 @ 4:00 pm
Hash #1941q – Another Fine Mess Hare: Fuk Stik Where: Carrick (Run Start will be emailed to you) Just a quick, flat jaunt around Carrick and the surrounding area. There will be a beer stop, …
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Hash #1942q – Monsignor’s Hashgiving Trot 7:00 am
Hash #1942q – Monsignor’s Hashgiving Trot
Nov 28 @ 7:00 am – Nov 29 @ 4:30 pm
Hash #1942q – Monsignor’s Hashgiving Trot Hare: Whiff Location: Crafton Heights (run start will be mailed to you) Here’s an excuse to work off that Gobblerito, as if you needed one. Trail is Koko-approved but …
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Oct
22
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PITT H3 #220 Crackfiller
Oct 22 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Come out and enjoy yet another (socially distanced) live trail with other half-minds! We figured the last one went pretty great, so we’re at it again! This time around, Crackfiller will be haring for your enjoyment and delight! Two beer stops and circle beer are being provided. Start beer is BYOB. We are collecting hash cash, but we’re super boujee now, so you can either Pay Pal when you sign up or pay cash when you arrive.
We are capping the trail at 50 people, so you must sign up beforehand. The location will be emailed to you after you sign up. Go to this link to sign up: https://docs.google.com/…/1QmrEaUc0Wx24ZhcnVRaSQND…/edit
The safety protocols we put in place are still in effect. You must bring a mask. When you check in at trail, you will get your temperature taken, rectally if you’re lucky. You will be responsible for your own trash–ain’t no one pickin’ up after you! You must use hand sanitizer before grabbing a beer or a snack every time! Don’t be gross! And lastly, keep your distance away from other folks. We know you miss groping each other, but this is just not the time for that. Do you best to stay six feet apart!
Oct
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Hash #1937q – SexPak & VueGina’s Wild West Deer Adventure
Oct 24 @ 7:00 am – Oct 25 @ 6:00 pm

Hash #1937q – SexPak & VueGina’s Wild West Deer Adventure

Hares: Vuegina and Sex Pak
Location: Tarentum, PA (run start location will be emailed to you)

Welcome to wild and wonderful West Deer with (obviously) herds of deer, hundreds of ticks (check early and often), beer (3 stops) and miles of friendly shiggy for dogs on leashes and for kids (leashes optional). Grab a 6-pack and follow SexPak and Vue for a view of hidden West Deer.

Note: If you don’t want to ride home in tick-infested clothes, deposit them in the conveniently located receptacle.

Sign up for a time slot here: https://forms.gle/5DAr13rQWWJbNdTo6

Check what slots are already filled here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5OOp8rJoB-GgiMOD-i7O-Vlt6ApjfnKQOsoU_GYjvw/edit?usp=sharing

We are generally recommending that people sign up with a buddy (or your Quaranteam pod) for safety purposes. If you want to participate but don’t have a friend, reach out to F. Stik, the Hares, or Pittsburgh MisMan and we’ll do our best to hook you up.

OVERARCHING DETAILS On Hashing with PGH H3 during the Q
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Hashing has resumed in a socially distanced way, with trails designed to be safe enough to do on your own (or with a “Quaranteam” you feel safe with) and run locations only available to those who sign up.

Pittsburgh H3 Quarantine Guidelines:

· Hashers can choose to do trail solo or with a Quaranteam, but a trail buddy is recommended. Quaranteams should be a max of 8 people.

· Only folks who have signed up can add an additional hasher to their slot. Do not attempt to crash someone’s time slot.

· Hashers should obey the normal social distancing rules if they encounter other Hounds on trail: maintain a six foot distance and wear a mask if passing.

· For contact tracing and safety check-in, hashers are expected to check in when starting the trail and finishing the trail, posting on the Facebook event or letting the hare(s) know.

· Beer stops are BYOB.

· Hares will be monitoring who signs up and making sure people are signing in and out to track that everyone has completed the trail safely.

Full guidelines are posted here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/pittsburgh-h3-quarantine-guidelines/

Note that these may change as the situation in the County and Commonwealth changes.

Oct
31
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Hash #1938q – A CV-19 Halloween Special
Oct 31 @ 8:00 am – Nov 1 @ 7:00 pm

Hash #1938q – A CV-19 Halloween Special

Hares: SleE-ZPass & Super Secret Co-Hare
Location: Northside (run start location will be emailed to you)

Make it SleE-Z or make it CheE-Z the choice is yours.

Cum stroll the wilds of the North Side because why the f*ck not.

Trail will be a mix of roads and woods and looks like 5-6 miles but will get a final number. So far dog friendly but will update after final lay (giggity)

He*dlamp or fleshlight encouraged and absolutely needed if taking a later slot.

Dress up, have fun. It’s a blue m??n and Halloween weekend so expect spooky shenanigans

Sign up for a time slot here: https://forms.gle/DedvEDafNahqnd6E8

Check what slots are already filled here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5OOp8rJoB-GgiMOD-i7O-Vlt6ApjfnKQOsoU_GYjvw/edit?usp=sharing

We are generally recommending that people sign up with a buddy (or your Quaranteam pod) for safety purposes. If you want to participate but don’t have a friend, reach out to F. Stik, the Hares, or Pittsburgh MisMan and we’ll do our best to hook you up.

OVERARCHING DETAILS On Hashing with PGH H3 during the Q
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Hashing has resumed in a socially distanced way, with trails designed to be safe enough to do on your own (or with a “Quaranteam” you feel safe with) and run locations only available to those who sign up.

Pittsburgh H3 Quarantine Guidelines:

· Hashers can choose to do trail solo or with a Quaranteam, but a trail buddy is recommended. Quaranteams should be a max of 8 people.

· Only folks who have signed up can add an additional hasher to their slot. Do not attempt to crash someone’s time slot.

· Hashers should obey the normal social distancing rules if they encounter other Hounds on trail: maintain a six foot distance and wear a mask if passing.

· For contact tracing and safety check-in, hashers are expected to check in when starting the trail and finishing the trail, posting on the Facebook event or letting the hare(s) know.

· Beer stops are BYOB.

· Hares will be monitoring who signs up and making sure people are signing in and out to track that everyone has completed the trail safely.

Full guidelines are posted here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/pittsburgh-h3-quarantine-guidelines/

Note that these may change as the situation in the County and Commonwealth changes.

Nov
5
Thu
PITT #221 Clap and Cock in a Net
Nov 5 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Come on out and join Cock in a Net and the Clap for a hash. Try to avoid catching the Clap or grabbing Cock in a Net.

BYOB to the start. 2 beerstops will be provided by the hares….or BYOB if you’d prefer that!

Trail may go up, trail may go down, and trail definitely has some shiggy…though not too crazy.

We are capping the trail at 50 people, so you must sign up beforehand. The location will be emailed to you after you sign up. Go to this link to sign up: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-WUnKr8Yt-3hMbbzEcFUs6xE-1CLdMLCYvc16KrMpL8/edit

The safety protocols we put in place are still in effect. You must bring a mask. When you check in at trail, you will get your temperature taken, rectally if you’re lucky. You will be responsible for your own trash–ain’t no one pickin’ up after you! You must use hand sanitizer before grabbing a beer or a snack every time! Don’t be gross! And lastly, keep your distance away from other folks. We know you miss groping each other, but this is just not the time for that. Do you best to stay six feet apart!

Nov
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Hash #1939q – A trail you’ll remember / A trail you wished you could forget!
Nov 7 @ 8:00 am – Nov 8 @ 5:30 pm

Hash #1939q: “A trail you’ll remember / A trail you wished you could forget!”

Hares: Liquher Cookie, Just Viv and Honeynut Squirrleo
Location: Dormont/Brookline (run start location will be emailed to you)
When: 2 pm Sunday (small pack) or Saturday/Sunday by signing up

It’s a hashing weekend and have we got a trail for you! Spend a day forgetting about politics. Spend a day forgetting about pandemics. Forget, for a day, that your life sucks and that nobody loves you. Liquher Cookie, Just Viv and Honeynut Squirrleo have combined their half minds to present to you “a trail you’ll remember / a trail you wished you could forget”. If you’ve been on a Squirreleo orchestrated trail before, you know what to expect. If not, it’s about time you’ve experienced one. And if that isn’t enough to get excited about, read on, it gets better!

PGH H3 MisManagement has decided to test “Hybrid style of hashing”: hashers will have the option of either running with a small pack (limited to 40 people and with masks required) or signing up for their own time slot.

Sign up for a time slot here: https://forms.gle/fMFuwmDLve7kiXFMA

Check what slots are already filled here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5OOp8rJoB-GgiMOD-i7O-Vlt6ApjfnKQOsoU_GYjvw/edit?usp=sharing

If you choose to run with the pack, you’ll still need to sign up to get the run start location: https://forms.gle/5wWo87R8LA2WjvnB8 Pack size is limited to 40. Note that you will be expected to have and to wear your mask (over mouth and nose) at various points. Also: DO NOT SHOW UP IF YOU ARE FEELING SICK. Other notes on our hybrid style hashing rules are below: please read them.

Pre-lubing on Sunday from 1:30 to 2:00 and mask wearing is mandatory when not drinking. Moving on out to trail at 2:00, pee ehm sharp. You’ll be responsible for providing your own beer for the pre-lube, for the two beer stops on trail and for the modified circle (possible naming ceremony) which will take place afterwards. Your hares will have plenty of hand sanitizer on hand (Get it? On hand? Ha ha…) for your sanity and sanitation needs.

Trail Info:
Shiggy Factor: About 95%,

WTF Factor: Huge!

Apres? We’re not quite there yet 🙁

Fido Friendly? Yes, of course! But be sure to bring a leash for that 5% non-shiggy factor.

Dry Bag? Who needs a dry bag! Your muddy, wet socks will keep you nice and cool for the ride home.

For questions regarding trail or thongs, feel free to call Squirreleo — 412-737-2318.

OVERARCHING DETAILS On Hashing with PGH H3 during the Q
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Hashing has resumed in a socially distanced way, with trails designed to be safe enough to do on your own (or with a “Quaranteam” you feel safe with) and run locations only available to those who sign up.

Pittsburgh H3 Quarantine Guidelines:

· Hashers can choose to do trail solo, with a Quaranteam (max of 8 people), or with a small pack.

· For Hybrid trails, the pre-lube, beer stops, and circle will be socially distanced (6 feet separation between hashers) and mask wearing is mandatory. If you are not consuming a beverage, your mask will be worn over the nose and mouth.

· Only one warning will be given for hashers who do not adhere to mask rules. A second violation will result in banishment until Covid is cured, or MisMan deems necessary, whichever comes first.

· Refreshments will be offered in a cooler. You will be expected to sanitize your hands before grabbing a beverge, and beer will be a one at a time means of retrieval. No group grabs until this virus is over.

· At this time, stops on hybrid trails will have beer/water only, no food or snacks (unless the hare provides single serving packages. Feel free to bring your own snacks, but by no means are you obligated to share.

· There will be a socially distanced circle with masks mandatory when not drinking. Circle will not have people come up to the RA for their down downs, but rather take one step forward from their position, do their down down, then resume their spot.

· For time slot hashing, only folks who have signed up can add an additional hasher to their slot. Do not attempt to crash someone’s time slot.

· Hashers should obey the normal social distancing rules if they encounter other Hounds on trail: maintain a six foot distance and wear a mask if passing.

· For contact tracing and safety check-in, hashers are expected to check in when starting the trail and finishing the trail, posting on the Facebook event or letting the hare(s) know.

· Beer stops are BYOB.

· Hares will be monitoring who signs up and making sure people are signing in and out to track that everyone has completed the trail safely.

Note that these may change as the situation in the County and Commonwealth changes.

Nov
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Hash #1940q – Q On-On
Nov 14 @ 8:30 am – Nov 15 @ 5:30 pm

Hash #1940q – A Q On-On Hash
Hare: Mr. Rogers
Where: Squirrel Hill (run start to be mailed to you)

A Q On-On Hash

It’s appropriate that a Q On-On Hash starts in Sq. Hill where there are at least five pizza parlors, all of which traffic in.. ok, it’s mostly pizza and calzones but hey, 5G, vaccines, George Soros and some other crazy shit, amiright?

So, put on your tin foil hat and your Hillary jumpsuit and cum hash with us!

This is a 5-to-6 mile, dog-friendly hash.

There are two beer stops. Bring beer for the first one and cash/mask for the second one which opens at 11:00 AM. Outside seating is available.

Sign up for a time slot here: https://forms.gle/9pSMdrAhABzoU9Us7

Check what slots are already filled here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5OOp8rJoB-GgiMOD-i7O-Vlt6ApjfnKQOsoU_GYjvw/edit?usp=sharing

We are generally recommending that people sign up with a buddy (or your Quaranteam pod) for safety purposes. If you want to participate but don’t have a friend, reach out to F. Stik, the Hares, or Pittsburgh MisMan and we’ll do our best to hook you up.

OVERARCHING DETAILS On Hashing with PGH H3 during the Q
——
Hashing has resumed in a socially distanced way, with trails designed to be safe enough to do on your own (or with a “Quaranteam” you feel safe with) and run locations only available to those who sign up.

Pittsburgh H3 Quarantine Guidelines:

· Hashers can choose to do trail solo or with a Quaranteam, but a trail buddy is recommended. Quaranteams should be a max of 8 people.

· Only folks who have signed up can add an additional hasher to their slot. Do not attempt to crash someone’s time slot.

· Hashers should obey the normal social distancing rules if they encounter other Hounds on trail: maintain a six foot distance and wear a mask if passing.

· For contact tracing and safety check-in, hashers are expected to check in when starting the trail and finishing the trail, posting on the Facebook event or letting the hare(s) know.

· Beer stops are BYOB.

· Hares will be monitoring who signs up and making sure people are signing in and out to track that everyone has completed the trail safely.

Full guidelines are posted here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/pittsburgh-h3-quarantine-guidelines/

Note that these may change as the situation in the County and Commonwealth changes.

DarkSide #67 – Beets @ Sly Fox at The Point
Nov 14 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Beets
What: DS #67
When: November 14, 2020 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: Sly Fox at The Point
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
PRELUBE: Buy some cans or a draft at the taphouse.
Bring a mask with you.
If you’re sick, have a fever, have a cough, or have been in contact with someone infected with COVID-19, etc, please stay home!

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Nov
19
Thu
PITT #222, The Koi Bois—CANCELED
Nov 19 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Canceled due to Covid spike 🙁

Nov
21
Sat
Hash #1941q – Another Fine Mess
Nov 21 @ 7:00 am – Nov 22 @ 4:00 pm

Hash #1941q – Another Fine Mess
Hare: Fuk Stik
Where: Carrick (Run Start will be emailed to you)

Just a quick, flat jaunt around Carrick and the surrounding area.

There will be a beer stop, possibly two.

Sign up for a time slot here: https://forms.gle/6niLydhpS6YCpin99

Check what slots are already filled here:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5OOp8rJoB-GgiMOD-i7O-Vlt6ApjfnKQOsoU_GYjvw/edit?usp=sharing

We are generally recommending that people sign up with a buddy (or your Quaranteam pod) for safety purposes. If you want to participate but don’t have a friend, reach out to F. Stik, the Hares, or Pittsburgh MisMan and we’ll do our best to hook you up.

OVERARCHING DETAILS On Hashing with PGH H3 during the Q
——
Hashing has resumed in a socially distanced way, with trails designed to be safe enough to do on your own (or with a “Quaranteam” you feel safe with) and run locations only available to those who sign up.

Pittsburgh H3 Quarantine Guidelines:

· Hashers can choose to do trail solo or with a Quaranteam, but a trail buddy is recommended. Quaranteams should be a max of 8 people.

· Only folks who have signed up can add an additional hasher to their slot. Do not attempt to crash someone’s time slot.

· Hashers should obey the normal social distancing rules if they encounter other Hounds on trail: maintain a six foot distance and wear a mask if passing.

· For contact tracing and safety check-in, hashers are expected to check in when starting the trail and finishing the trail, posting on the Facebook event or letting the hare(s) know.

· Beer stops are BYOB.

· Hares will be monitoring who signs up and making sure people are signing in and out to track that everyone has completed the trail safely.

Full guidelines are posted here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/pittsburgh-h3-quarantine-guidelines/

Note that these may change as the situation in the County and Commonwealth changes.

Nov
28
Sat
Hash #1942q – Monsignor’s Hashgiving Trot
Nov 28 @ 7:00 am – Nov 29 @ 4:30 pm

Hash #1942q – Monsignor’s Hashgiving Trot
Hare: Whiff
Location: Crafton Heights (run start will be mailed to you)

Here’s an excuse to work off that Gobblerito, as if you needed one.

Trail is Koko-approved but some parts are sketchy for papooses.

Two official beer stops, but hey, it’s the weekend of overindulging so bring as much as you can carry and stop as often as you like.

Sign up for a time slot here: https://forms.gle/E2mefZsj4fHFmwDC9
Please note the special instructions in the directions associated with where to park.

Check what slots are already filled here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5OOp8rJoB-GgiMOD-i7O-Vlt6ApjfnKQOsoU_GYjvw/edit?usp=sharing

We are generally recommending that people sign up with a buddy (or your Quaranteam pod) for safety purposes. If you want to participate but don’t have a friend, reach out to F. Stik, the Hares, or Pittsburgh MisMan and we’ll do our best to hook you up.

OVERARCHING DETAILS On Hashing with PGH H3 during the Q
——
Hashing has resumed in a socially distanced way, with trails designed to be safe enough to do on your own (or with a “Quaranteam” you feel safe with) and run locations only available to those who sign up.

Pittsburgh H3 Quarantine Guidelines:

· Hashers can choose to do trail solo or with a Quaranteam, but a trail buddy is recommended. Quaranteams should be a max of 8 people.

· Only folks who have signed up can add an additional hasher to their slot. Do not attempt to crash someone’s time slot.

· Hashers should obey the normal social distancing rules if they encounter other Hounds on trail: maintain a six foot distance and wear a mask if passing.

· For contact tracing and safety check-in, hashers are expected to check in when starting the trail and finishing the trail, posting on the Facebook event or letting the hare(s) know.

· Beer stops are BYOB.

· Hares will be monitoring who signs up and making sure people are signing in and out to track that everyone has completed the trail safely.

Full guidelines are posted here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/pittsburgh-h3-quarantine-guidelines/

Note that these may change as the situation in the County and Commonwealth changes.